Southern Fried Headlines

Southern Fried Headlines 13: Cloudy with a Chance of Iguanas

01/24/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a mysterious man hides in a grocery store ceiling, a man dies from gun shot wounds after nine years and Mr. Peanut dies a hero's death. #RIPeanut

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Mysterious masked squatter in ceiling of Washington grocery confounds police Watch for falling iguanas! Weather service issues alert Shooting reclassified to homicide after Chicago man dies 9 years later from wounds Austin man arrested for stealing Burger King meal from ex-girlfriend Mr. Peanut meets fiery death saving Wesley Snipes; funeral planned for Super Bowl

01/17/20: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, a man breaks into Taco Bell on Christmas for a snack and a nap, Diego the tortoise has been busy and a man gets locked in a 24 hour gym. 

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Georgia police: Man cooks food, takes nap during Taco Bell break-in

Sex machine: prolific Galápagos tortoise saves his species

Australian Navy delivers 800 gallons of beer to thirsty town after supply lines cut by fires

Popeyes gives 'Family Feud Canada' contestant $10,000 worth of food after her wrong answer goes viral

Scientists put 3D glasses on cuttlefish and showed them film clips. The results were surprising

'Free at last!' Man locked inside 24 Hour Fitness recounts experience

Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife

01/10/20: This week Southern Fried Headlines returns! The Chevy Suburban gets a Hollywood Star, a Sandwich Artist becomes a Con Artist, and an special wish gets granted at a retirement home. 

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Chevrolet Suburban receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Bus full of school kids evacuated over too much Axe body spray in Florida

Repellent Manufacturing Companies Discover Man Whose Fart Can Kill Mosquitoes

PATRON ANGERED BY KETCHUP PULLS GUN AT MCDONALD'S, POLICE SAY

Subway employee stages robbery at own restaurant to 'teach one of the employees a lesson'

Care home resident granted 'big biceps' stripper wish

Get ready for a nightmarish 'longer' version of Monopoly

Man Serves Six-Month Jail Sentence for Eating Cookie Without Permission During Treatment Stay

Two men accused of gluing winning numbers onto Mississippi Lottery ticket

Petition to make 'Bengals/Browns fans' a condition for medical marijuana submitted to Ohio Medical Board

Man uses underwear as disguise during armed robbery of Moberly gas station

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10: Escalator Crimes

12/6/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, baby gets a boom stick for Christmas, the Apostrophe Protection Society is giving up and escalator handrails are optional. 

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Couple buys baby bouncer at Goodwill, finds semi-automatic rifle inside

Airline opening restaurant that only serves plane food

MAN ARRESTED FOR CALLING PHONE COMPANY 24,000 TIMES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

'Laziness has won': apostrophe protection society admits its defeat

Supreme Court awards $20K to woman fined for refusing to hold escalator handrail

Russia arrests conman who built fake border with Finland

11/30/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, Japan is running out of Ninjas, There's a reverse bank robbery and Pringles are now hands-free.

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Pilot arrested for being naked at his hotel room window paid $300,000 by city of Denver

Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary

Italian council is flooded immediately after rejecting measures on climate change

Feral hogs uncover huge cocaine stash in Italy forest

Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion

Dog left alone in car drives in circles for an hour

'Happy couple' stages robbery to take their relationship to the next level

Pringles Wants You To Use Its Gaming Headset That Feeds You Chips

Russian Cows Fitted With Virtual-Reality Headsets

11/08/19: This week on The Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, Astronauts can now eat cookies in space and isn't that all that really matters?

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An oven is heading to space so astronauts can bake cookies

Man stole electric shopping cart, drove it to bar to avoid DWI

Florida county to revisit rejection of digital New York Times for libraries

11/02/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, A man brews his own beer in his belly, Someone puts a jet engine on an Amish Buggy, and His Noodly Appendage makes another appearance on the podcast. 

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Staten Island Doctors Say Man's Own Body Was Making Alcohol, Getting Him Drunk Without Drinking

Thieves keep stealing Dale Weed's crops, mistaking his hemp plants for marijuana

Thunder Buggy

This Automatic Dog Poop Pick Up Robot Does The Work For You

Man Tries To Open Account At Bank With Fake $1 Million Bill

Cannabis retrieved from man's nose 18 years after he tried to smuggle it into prison

Cat attack: Moscow man faces five years in jail

Ohio officials reject request to wear spaghetti colander in driver's license photo

Discovery Channel Pits 'Man vs. Bear' in New Competition Series 

10/25/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a building gets cut in half, you'll soon be able to tickle your phone and SNAKES IN A…..library?

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Officials split building in two to solve property dispute

Bag of snakes brings new library policy in Madison County

Artificial skin creates first ticklish devices

'Ghost baby' spotted with sleeping boy in baby monitor video freaks out Illinois mom

Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels

Hitman jailed along with four other hitmen who hired each other to hit same man

'Emotional support' French bulldogs wearing tutus GROUND a flight at Gatwick airport

10/18/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a bear play the piano (badly), inmates get caught going on a beer run, and a dead man pranks his mourners. 

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Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well

Federal prison inmates escape and return with whiskey

Alaska Fat Bear Contest Declares Winner

School Principal writes a letter to the Tooth Fairy

Dutch family of 7 waiting for "the end of time" discovered living in farmhouse basement

A dead man pranked his family at his own funeral by using a recording to scream 'Let me out!' as they put his coffin into the ground

Deputies ask man to quit calling about his stolen marijuana

'Rage yoga' class includes cursing and alcohol

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4: KISS Goes Down Under

10/11/19: This week's Southern Fried Headlines: A man robs a bank to pay for his wedding, 244 people lose their driver's licenses in Germany and squirrels hide over 200 walnuts under the hood of a car. 

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A naked porch prowler is arrested, NC cops say. A distinctive clue 'gave him away'

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article235880272.html

Man robs bank day before wedding to pay for ring and ceremony, gets caught by fiancee on social media

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-robs-bank-day-wedding-pay-ring-ceremony/story?id=66105584

Hundreds lose their driving licenses during Oktoberfest e-scooter mayhem

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/oktoberfest-police-report-scli-intl-grm/index.html

Bear cubs lock themselves in a Gatlinburg van, then honk until a human let them out

https://www.wbir.com/article/life/animals/bearslockedinvanhonkhorn/51-0e015e73-b078-4076-b17d-bf5eafadb9f9

21-year-old oversleeps jury duty, goes to jail for 10 days

https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/10/03/21-year-old-oversleeps-jury-duty-goes-to-jail-for-10-days

Affton man pretends his finger is a gun – and stops a fleeing suspect

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/columns/joe-holleman/affton-man-pretends-his-finger-is-a-gun-and-stops/article_99d296d7-3f54-5a1a-aa16-94707c39dc0a.html

'Absolutely nuts': Squirrels stash over 200 walnuts under hood of couple's car

https://fox8.com/2019/10/08/absolutely-nuts-squirrels-stash-over-200-walnuts-under-hood-of-couples-car/

KISS will perform an underwater concert for an audience of great white sharks

https://m.chron.com/news/article/KISS-will-perform-an-underwater-concert-for-an-14502624.php