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3: Nudist Firefighters

10/04/19: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, A 9 year old accidentally wins a 10k, we have a new Pumpkin Pie eating champion and nudists in Tennessee put out a fire. 

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Man drank 7 beers before turning himself in, but there was no warrant for his arrest

https://www.kcra.com/article/man-drank-7-beers-before-turning-himself-in-but-there-was-no-warrant-for-his-arrest/29248572

The Bronx Zoo says a woman who climbed inside its lion exhibit could have been killed

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/bronx-zoo-lion-enclosure-trnd/index.html

A PUG HAS BEEN HIRED BY 343 INDUSTRIES TO MAKE ALIEN SOUNDS FOR HALO INFINITE

https://www.gamebyte.com/a-pug-has-been-hired-by-343-industries-to-make-alien-sounds-for-halo-infinite/

Boy, 9, accidentally wins 10K race after going wrong way in 5K race

https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Boy-9-accidentally-wins-10K-race-after-going-wrong-way-in-5K-race-561839611.html

'Slow lane' to be painted in Spinningfields to stop mobile phone zombies bumping into each other

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/slow-lane-painted-spinningfields-stop-16792470

Reporters scramble after mouse falls from White House ceiling

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/463815-reporters-scramble-after-mouse-falls-from-white-house-ceiling

Woman sets pumpkin pie eating record at 50 slices in 10 minutes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/02/Woman-sets-pumpkin-pie-eating-record-at-50-slices-in-10-minutes/1671570027922/

Website offers $500 for 'NBA Food Tester' dream job

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/02/Website-offers-500-for-NBA-Food-Tester-dream-job/8261570031764/?sl=5

Nudists with a 55-year-old fire truck help firefighters contain a wildfire in Tennessee

https://www.theblaze.com/news/nudists-help-firefighters-contain-a-wildfire

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2: 9/20/19 May the Flying Spaghetti Monster provide you satisfaction in the perception of accomplishment

This week on Southern Fried Headlines, Google Earth solves a cold case, AlienStock is canceled and Pizza Hut and KFC are trying too hard. 

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Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/police-penguins-sushi-restaurant?fbclid=IwAR13Jr8UyhOr4eWc7WRu14BOt2Z0jEbEDqAPFf03svudsIWSzlP1wNqbZR4

Remains of a Man Missing for 22 Years Found by Google Earth

https://digit.fyi/remains-of-a-man-missing-for-22-years-found-by-google-earth/

California woman dreamed about eating engagement ring — woke up to find she really did

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/california-woman-dreamed-about-eating-engagement-ring-woke-find-she-n1054626

Georgia grocery store removes Irish Spring soap ahead of Notre Dame-Georgia clash

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/18/college-football-store-removes-irish-spring-notre-dame-georgia/2361846001/

Trumbull Co. sheriff's deputies pull over Amish buggy with stereo system

https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/

'Storm Area 51' event canceled after everyone realizes it's a horrible idea

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/09/11/storm-area-51-event-canceled-after-everyone-realizes-its-a-horrible-idea/

Texas Man Wanted After Allegedly Filing, Completing Divorce From Wife Without Her Knowing

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/09/18/texas-man-wanted-after-filing-completing-divorce-from-wife-without-her-knowing/

KFC serving fried chicken sandwiched between 2 glazed donuts

https://www.wthr.com/article/kfc-serving-fried-chicken-sandwiched-between-2-glazed-donuts

Pastafarian pastor leads prayer at Alaska government meeting

https://www.apnews.com/06c11b92f92d427a8a38b5f1ab583080

Welcome to the first episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, today we tell you about the true history of the english language, why Monopoly is getting harder for men and why Sasquatch isn't to blame for bridge repair delays.

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Mom arrested after letting children ride in an inflatable pool on top of a vehicle https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mom-arrested-after-letting-children-ride-in-an-inflatable-pool-on-top-of-a-vehicle?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Breakfast & Break-In: Burglar Is Caught Cooking Morning Meal In Man's Home, Tells Resident To "Go Back To Sleep" https://bossip.com/1783750/burglar-caught-cooking-breakfast/

English is actually Chinese, scholars claim https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3769893

Cheetos Puts Its Orange-Dusted Fingerprints All Over Fashion And Beauty World With 'House Of Flamin' Haute' https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cheetos-puts-its-orange-dusted-fingerprints-all-over-fashion-and-beauty-world-with-house-of-flamin-haute-300908872.html

Coffee madness descends on Halifax in Dorian's wake https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/coffee-madness-descends-on-halifax-in-dorian-s-wake-1.4583397

Bank accidentally deposits $120,000 in couple's account; they spend most of it, then get charged with theft https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/09/08/bank-accidentally-deposits-120000-in-couples-account-they-spend-most-of-it-then-get-charged-with-theft?fbclid=IwAR2GHC72q5MGRL0btkjM8iGZdbu2Cy9uakGtCkn2SIB2yVRSXFNOLE04S1k

Women get more money in new feminist Monopoly https://www.9news.com.au/world/monopoly-new-rules-women-more-money-board-games-news/f3818c40-7176-480d-ae11-a55f13334b9c

Adopted penguin chick at Sea Life London to be raised as gender-neutral https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/adopted-penguin-chick-at-sea-life-london-to-be-raised-as-genderneutral-38484789.html

Officials: Bigfoot Not to Blame for Bradford Bridge Project Delay  https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/officials-bigfoot-not-to-blame-for-bradford-bridge-project-delay/Content?oid=28333377