Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are back with special guest Remy Kassimir (How Cum, Diet Starts Tomorrow) to discuss part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion trilogy! Remy's timeline theory, follow and check out her hard post on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/remykassimir/ plus casemate astrology, recasting VPR as succession, tales of pick-me-girl-days-past and more!

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Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are back to discuss the conclusion of Succession and come to conclusions about what zodiac signs each character represents!

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Welcome to the cosmic case-study that is the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 1. Join Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour to discuss the first VPR season 10 reunion episode through an astrological lens and get to know the major players planetary placements.

Come for VPR, stay for a Taylor Swift Adam Friedland Show astrology bombshell! Sara has discovered a marvelous synchronicity in the natal charts of Taylor Swift, Matty Healy, and edge-lord hosts of the Adam Friedland Show, Adam Friedland & Nick Mullen. But first the VPR reunion...

2:00 What do we want from Tom Sandoval? What’s the there there of this three-part reunion special? Saying sorry when you're not sorry.

4:42 Tom Sandoval Astrology: Cancer Sun / Gemini Moon. Ariana Madix Astrology: Cancer Sun / Virgo moon 

5:00 Ariana references having a Virgo moon early in her interview on the Call Her Daddy podcast. Perfectionist Virgo moon, she is pure of heart, doing the work, and here to serve. Tom switches from being mommies in his relationship with Ariana to wise old daddy, with Raquel.

8:51 Confimed: Ariana Madix is an Aquarius Rising.

10:00 Aquarius Rising 40 year forecast. 

11:36 Ariana faces her Karma. Accuses Tom of coaching Raquel because it was once her. Ariana has been zoned out but now realizes Tom's behavior mirrors the behavior of her father growing up. Do we all just marry our parents?

16:27 Sandoval admits it's felt like he’s simply become Ariana’s gay bestie!

19:55 Sandoval's first episode of VPR Season 1 heavily featured his meticulous grooming habits (and original tv girlfriend he did this to, Kristen Doute).

20:50 Raquel Leviss Astrology: Virgo sun, Sag moon. Lisa Vanderpump Astrology: Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon. Why is the VPR cast so Virgo / Cancer dominant?

27:15 The new VPR restaurants don’t have food.

28:27 Is Tom Sandoval “a dangerous person?” La La says yes, VPR is too invested to agree.

34:53 Ariana calls out Andy Cohen & LVP for victim blaming.

36:44 Why might cast mates frequently turn on Lisa Vanderpump, astrologically?

45:00 Break-up with people!

47:27 Be a girls girl!

49:36 Saying you have “communication issues” is BS

56:14 James Kennedy Astrology : Aquarius Sun / Libra Moon. All air. Star of the final and reunion part 1, so far.

59:55 Tom Schwartz Astrology : Libra Sun / Gemini Moon - Tom and Tom are evil Gemini Moon Twins! Happy Gemini Season! Mirrors!

1:01:52 Sag Moon Raquel, watches part 1 from her trailer 10ft away due to her restraining order against Scheana. 

Now on to the Taylor Swift Trash Tea...

1:05:28 Adam Friedland & Nick Mullen, the co-hosts of the Adam Friedland Show have the same birthdays as Matty Healy & Taylor Swift.

1:07:19 Problematic white women gets ratio'd on twitter for a rediculous anti-Healy pre-Taylor show disclaimer & the problem with "problematic"

1:12:45 Adam Friedland Astrology : Virgo Rising, Virgo Moon, Aries Sun. Matty Healy : Aries Sun, Taurus Moon & Adam provide grounding energy for their wild Sagittarian partners. Nick Mullen Astrology : Leo Rising, Sag Sun, Aquarius Moon vs. Taylor Swift: Sag Sun, Cancer Moon.

1:21:00 S/O to Molly’s genuinely courteous online hater!

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Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion in preparation for the two-part reunion that starts tonight!

2:39 Cheaters cheat. 

4:10 Ariana Maddix enjoys a satisfying takedown of Tom Sandoval in their modern farmhome. Allegedly the two haven't been intimate for years, so why are they still they still together?  Both Ariana and Tom are Cancer Sun’s. Ariana is an Aquarius Rising, Virgo Moon. Tom is a Gemini Moon conjunct Chiron - duality is his pleasure and pain! 

7:40 Tom Sandoval unconsciously confirms that he will "of course" treat Raquel Levvis with the same disrespect as he does all women he dates! 

8:55 Tom tries to explain he and Raquels seriously deep connection to Ariana like it’s something she should understand. Tom's Gemini Moon / Chiron conjunction are EXACTLY OPPOSITE Jupiter / Uranus in Sag. Relationship chaos will always ensue! Ariana could have been meaner, but what could she say to Tom to actually hit him where it hurts!?

18:30 VPR relationships all start to break up due to lack of sex but tend to last longer than their natural expiration dates in an attempt to stay cast and featured on the show.

22:16 Kristin Doute comforts Ariana, for some reason.

24:00 Tom Sandoval weeps to forever-confidante and business bestie, Tom Schwartz, who’s been covering for Sandoval for months.

26:00 Ariana has also covered for Tom every time he’s cheated on her in the past, but this is different. 

28:30 Tom Sandoval claims Ariana should have followed him and figured it out herself if she thought he was cheating …. 

29:22 The problem with serial monogamists.

30:00 Scheana Shay is overwhelmed with emotion after assaulting Raquel for being "the other woman" even though Scheana Shay was also "the other woman" of Eddie Cibrian and did the exact same thing to Brandi Glanville. The hipocracy!

32 Scheana Shay Astrology: Gemini Rising, Taurus Sun conj North Node. Righteous Sag Moon. Pisces Midheaven 

38:55 James Kennedy steals the episode with a scathing speaker-phone call to shame ex-fiancé Raquel. Was he always this emotionally abusive to her? Is it horrible that we loved it? What does hks current gf think?

46:00 James Kennedy Astrology - Aquarius Sun . Libra Moon. Leo Chiron. 

50:30 The ego boost of hooking up with men in relationships.

51:52 Raquel enters rehab as she enters her Saturn Return! Sun in Virgo conjunct Chiron. Sag moon. 

59:30 Can cheaters grow out of it?

1:04:46 Tom goes to Raquel’s apartment to take a shot, drink coors light, and accidentally call her Ariana. Weird "THEY love you" moment.

1:08:16 Is fellow Virgo sun Lisa Vanderpump Raquel’s biggest fan?

1:18:30 Is it acceptable to to pleasure yourself as a guest in someone’s home?

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Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour consult the cosmos on Taylors new star-crossed love affair with the 1975's Matty Healy and unpack the most controversial moments from his appearance on The Adam Friedland Show.

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Comedians Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour are back with some more piping hot Royal-Tea.

On the heels of the King's historic Royal Coronation where Meghan Markle stole the show from absentia thanks to her historic signature heels, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex made headlines Wednesday morning after they allegedly found themselves in a "2-hour near-catastrophic car chase from the Paparazzi leading to multiple near-collisions" and .... we have questions....

Buckle you seat-belts and enjoy this head-scratching Royal-road-rage saga! Join the Patreon to chime in with your two-pence about what on earth led Harry & Meghan into a Hertz rental car and subsequent high-speed race down through Manhattan, instead of just walking into an event through the front door and taking a secure car with tinted windows... like every other celebrity seeking privacy in the United States of America would since unlike in the UK, photographing celebrities is not only legal but is one of the most accessible, lucrative, and secure career paths for a professional photographer to make an honest living in America.

God Save the Narrative!

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Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are joined again by the only 'gun' legal in the UK, bravo meme King, Joe Gunn to discuss the personal, relationship & divorce astrology of RHOA's Kim Zolciak-Biermann and Kroy Biermann.

3:40 First impressions of old school reality TV veteran Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Origin story of our lazy queen and the family she's built with dream boy Kroy. 

18:00 Does Divorce help protect dwindling assets? Would Kim stay if Kroy could salvage their finances? 

22:00 The time Troy brought a Gun to a housewives reunion. What is the UK equivalent to Pensacola, Florida? The devolution of The United States & the politics of gun laws. 

34:40 NFL player & Real Housewives salaries. The vicious cycle of needing to keep up appearances in order to keep being re-cast as a real housewife. At least they rich enough to divorce? 

42:00 Abundance mindset & how to be broke aka Sara’s alternative financial philosophy & lifestyle. Reframing “Lazy” as a value.

50:00 Astrology of Kim Zolciac & Kroy Biermann 

51:25: Kim Zolciak dark feminine astrology: Taurus Sun / Mercury/ Chyron, Libra Moon / Pluto / North Node. Aries South Node, Gemini Venus, Cancer Mars / Lilith

1:07:33 Kroy Biermann dream butler astrology: Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Taurus North Node with Lilith / Scorpio South Node, Gemini Chiron.

1:14:00 What happens when Lilith is repressed vs expressed.

1:16:50 Kim & Kroy Relationship Astrology - Composite Chart: Cancer Sun / Venus/ Mercury/ North Node, Capricorn South Node, Virgo Moon. Save the house save the marriage?

1:26:55 Nodal returns & nodal reversals.

1:38:08 Progressed Composite Relationship Chart shows huge Virgo stellium, Moon / Jupiter in Aries -- there's a shot of reconciliation if they do the work!!

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Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Amour spill the hottest tea from last week's eclipse coronation of King Charles and Queen Camilla. Mostly we attempt to unpack the SHOEGATE phenomenon: Princess Catherine and Rose Hanbury (who trolls are convinced is Prince William's mistress) BOTH wore Meghan Markle's Signature Aquazzura pumps throughout the Royal festivities. It's the most massive passive aggressive fashion statement ever to come out of Westminster Abbey. Confounding to say the least.

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Best and worst from this years MET Gala & a look into super virgo Karl Lagerfeld's astrology!

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Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss era's of Taylor Swift's past & the astrology of her present Joe Alwyn breakup era.

00:23 Finding your natal chart at Astro.com vs AstroCafe. Aries Sun / Gemini moons may not be as mean as you’d think! Join the Patreon & book your personal astrology reading now! JOIN THE PATREON & BOOK A READING

8:03 Intro to Taylor Swift astrology pod. Sara’s mom broke her arm. 

12:00 Sarah Ferguson’s Corgi Coronation news

15:50 What is click bait? 

17:07 Types of dash’s & action + shift + -

19:20 In the trailer for the new season of The Kardashians, “self-made hot-person” Kylie Jenner admits that since becoming a mother she regrets getting work done. Reveals in the comments section that she hasn’t gotten lip filler since 2018. 

23:48 Molly uses beauty treatments to prepare her for the pain of childbirth - GENIUS!

24:20 The ;ip-flip as a filler alternative. 

25:31 Celebrities lie about plastic surgery procedures. Kylie Jenner. Bella Hadid. 

27:00 The genius of Kylie lip kits.

28:45 Heidi Montag looks normal now.

29:40 Sara makes another comedy comeback. S/O @theamandagail ! Open mic moment: Faux-Tox? Frownies & DIY scotch tape botox hack. 

32:08 Mommies moaning and groaning 

32:55 Mercury retrograde re-evaluation of Taylor Swift - she’s great!

36:00 Sara’s “Nashville Christian Country Label” Era

42:10 Taylor Swift origin story 

44:07 Taylor Swift’s dorky dancing is genius marketing 

47:13 Taylor Swift’s “Victim-of-Kanye” Era

49:00 Taylor Swift’s “Gaylor” Era

52:55 Taylor Swift’s “Private Relationship” Era 

55:26 Taylor Swift’s “Not-a-Bitch” Era 

1:01:40 Kanye West’s “Famous” Era 

1:03:55 Taylor Swift’s set-list breakup Easter Eggs & aftermath

1:06:40 Joe Alwyn: private guy or just a relative unknown? 

10:0:16 Stop dating creatives, creatives

1:11:35 MET Gala 2016

1:13:13 Taylor Swift’s “Calvin Harris” Era

1:14:40 Types of PR relationships in Hollywood

1:18:02 Why was unknown actor Joe Alwyn at the 2016 MET Gala?

1:20:30 Taurus Season timing & The 7 year itch. 

1:22:55 Sara & Molly are jealous of Taylor Swift. 

1:23:40 Taylor Swift Astrology: Sagittarius Sun / Cancer Moon.

1:45:50 Midnights Album is a breakup album in retrospect #MercuryRetrograde

1:47:56 “Anti-Hero” lyrical analysis 

1:52:00 Joe Alwyn Astrology: Pisces Sun / Taurus Moon 

1:59:10 Taylor and Joe Relationship Astrology 

2:03:00 Taylor turns 30 (aka her Saturn Return) & her “Lover” era 

2:07:30 Taylor Swift look alike 

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2:08:50 RIP Jerry Springer 

2:09:20 Taylor’s homage to “Chicago: The Musical” & Scorpionic Reputation album 

2:12:10 “Paper Dolls” by John Mayer is about Taylor. Not a nice guy. 

1:13:25 Taylor & Calvin Harris - both Cancer Moons

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