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Greetings Trashlings! Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are back to discuss the fated eclipse astrology of the upcoming Coronation of King Charles and the latest royal news that Prince Harry will be in attendance without Meghan and the kids...

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Paris: The Memoir Part 3 -- she is risen! Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour resurrect their coverage of Paris Hilton's memoir. For Part 4 and a deep dive of Paris Hilton's chart and relationships, Join the Patreon!

1:35 Paris blackmails father, Rick Hilton into removing her from Provo before her 18th birthday.

2:11 Catholic guilt, secrets and sin

4:03 Paris is too traumatized to sleep at night but uses insomnia for buiz dev. By day she continues to get kicked out of every private school she can.

5:50 Models eat garbage!

8:00 Burner phones & w accidentally dodging Kim K on TV

9:45 Cater & Courtney Reun’s key questions for entrepreneurs

11:05 Steps to self-reinvention & how to be your own manager 

11:55 Harvey Weinstein creepy bathroom story

13:13 Pathological fear of embarrassment?

17:17 Enter first boyfriend after Provo, SCUM, aka Rick Salomon aka cameraman, co-star, and seller of coerced sex tape “1 Night in Paris." Don’t date older men. 

19:25 Is Paris asexual? Frigid? Sapiosexual? Venus in Aquarius. Mars in Pisces.

21:17 Molly parties with Paris party in “VIP” at NYFW event

22:50 Saving yourself for marriage. “Playing hard to get” and the dance of the masculine and feminine. Quaaludes. Pisces Intensity. Capricorn Mommy supremacy. 

26:55 Nancy Jo Sales profiles Paris for Vanity Fair

32:07 Molly interviews Paris in her NYC apt / portrait gallery. US vs UK hustle culture. Star-studded NYC events. 

36:26 Conrad Hilton is supportive! 

36:47 The Simple Life era 

38:35 Paris gets an abortion & a right to privacy

40:13 Sex tape released right before The Simple Life premieres. Simple Life is a hit. Infamy works. 

44:09 Paris has talents!

45:40 The rise of selfie culture.

46:25 Paris works hard, you guys! Hires Elliot Mintz as publicist. 

48:40 Non-consensual Playboy cover ... like Marilyn Monroe...

50:14 “Sorry, not sorry” and "no shame" for bullying. South Park bullies Paris, wishes death upon Selena Gomez

54:57 Paris says she voted for Trump which was not true, she didn't even vote. Barely mentions boyfriends. Many mentions of Demi Lovato / Taco Bell.

57:36 Scammer Karma. Being with Kim K.

58:37 DUI. Probation. Second Arrest. 

1:02:11 Sarah Silverman apologizes for mean jokes. Like people, comedy evolves!

1:03:39 The importance of punching up. Zooming in on husband, Carter Reun.

1:04:49 Paris faces solitary confinement in Provo and later jail. Breaking karmic patterns. Saturn & doing work. 

1:09:08 The Paris Hilton character people love to hate. Trauma, nudity, and controlled embarrassment.

Oh-- and it was LA Reid not Lou Reed...

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Greetings Trashlings! Big Libra themes emerge as we approach the Libra Full Moon next week! Court, Justice, Blondes, and an incoming baby Libra on board! Plus a super balanced second new moon in Aries on 4/20 - Very Rare!

3:13 Unpacking the Gwyneth Trial Verdict: Goop CEO found #Gwynoccent Strong women and feeling bad for loser men. 

10:04 Yellowstone: Gender politics as depicted in “the republican succession.” Manic Pixie Cowgirl. To screw or be screwed. 

16:40 Satun in Pisces is the dissolution of the current physical form so we can start anew in 2025.

18:00 The Dark Ages & wacky baby names.

21:47 Literal Astrological Dark Age — we f*cked around, now we’re finding out! 

26:44 S/O Josephine Baker’s France Era

27:34 Trump enters his “find out” era

28:04 What does Trump being indicted actually mean?

32:35 Payment made to silence Porn Star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election. Will he Surrender himself? Be arrested? Will handcuffs close over his fat wrists? Will his tiny hands slip out if they do? 

35:38 The time Countess Luann got arrested in Palm Beach. Carole Radzowill Quipp - come on the pod Carole! 

37:10 Why are RHO Atlanta and NYC cast members the funniest by far? 

37:54 Trump’s upcoming arraignment and likely release. 

38:10 Trump is already using the charges as a campaign energizer for his base & finds an unlikely ally in Florida’s Ron DeSantis. 

39:10 Can Trump (and other convicted criminals) still run for president? 

40:00 Don’t record your crimes in writing. Don’t order your steak well-done. Trump will stand trial. S/O Carrie Whitmer great tweet. 

44:40 Miraculous Astrology of Trumps Indictment.

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Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour welcome Joe Gunn aka Bravo Meme King aka @joegunn90 to the pod to discuss the ongoing ski crash trial of Terry Sanderson vs. Gwyneth Paltrow. Sanderson is suing Paltrow for $300K claiming that in 2016 at Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah, Paltrow rammed into him while skiing causing traumatic brain injuries and four broken ribs. Paltrow says it was actually Sanderson that plowed into her from behind and is countersuing for $1 + legal fees.

4:14 What makes Gwyneth a gay icon? Why isn’t Pamela Anderson celebrated by the gays to the same degree — or is she? 

8:15 What about Joe’s chart makes him such an expert meme maker? Virgo Rising / Pisces Sun 

11:10 Sag Moon Joe on trusting his instincts on when to and when not to post. 

12:23 Joe’s take Scandoval Scandal? Definitively Team Ariana. Follow @joegunntv for less sleek memes. 

14:48 Gwyneth Paltrow's Ice Cold Astrology : Libra Sun / Gemini Moon / Pisces Rising. Is Pisces the most depressed sign? Why isn’t Gweynth more depressed? All that air!! 

18:45 In defense of Goop, Gwyneth & bone broth. No botox, no fillers, just broth, baby!

24:10 What we know about Terry Sanderson? Cancer Sun who wants to be taken care of! Cancer Sun? Square Gwyneth’s Libra Sun. 

26:05 Opening Statements: #Gwynnocent

34:25 Cancer clarification: we want to be taken care of not take care of! 

38:45 Did Gwyneth steal Taylor Swift’s legal move of counterfeiting $1? Did Gwyneth send Taylor Vibrator? 

1:10:00 Gwyneth's trial style & casual court coif

1:19:20 Quick Scandoval circle back - Molly & Sara have switched to #TeamRaquel !? What does the backgrid watermark indicate on pap photos and videos?

1:25:37 Day of the crash astrology as it relates to Gwyneth's natal chart.

1:30:00 Apple & Moses will take the stand -- but in what accents? Is Apple the next big thing?

In short? Despite her smug baseline, Gwyn is a Libra stellium and Libra stands for justice... may justice be served with a rich cup of bone broth!!

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Welcome back to Paris: The Memoir Book Club! Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss Part 2.

01:08 What if Paris had been diagnosed earlier in her life? The Impact of ADHD diagnosis (or not) for Molly & Sara respectively. The CEDU organization and how Boomer parents and daytime talk show hosts Maury Povich, Sally Jesse Raphael, and later Dr. Phil helped to legitimize these organizations. Mass brainwashing and financial support of police departments makes it impossible for kids in these programs to come forward about the abuse they're suffering.

10:30 CEDU organization started when Saturn was in Pisces in the 60's as an off-shoot of AA. Also, is Maury hot?

14:30 15-year anniversary of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan's infamous "Bimbo Summit" headline & photos.

18:00 Britney Spears friendship referenced throughout memoir. Parallels with Britney's conservatorship.

23:30 Can high-status celebrities actually claim they've been "bullied" by the media? Paris Hilton's expert media manipulation.

28:10 Illustrious list of 90's besties turned family: P. Diddy, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Snoop Dogg, Nicky Hilton, Farah Brooke, & random civilians Alison, and Jen. Is Paris covertly reminding them she has dirt on them?

29:35 Paris is arrested by a bicycle cop in the Bay Area after one of her attempted getaways from CEDU and is forced to run handcuffed behind his bike to the police station. Paris reclaims her inner stats. Story where she abandon's a fellow CEDU after running away, without word.

32:40 Paris is sent to Provo and SA'd multiple times. Left nude in solitary confinement, repeatedly. Paris reaches into her inner reserves to survive and reminds herself that life is hers to create from the inside out. Importance of self-talk.

36:00 In a genius move, Paris blackmails her father by threatening to tell her story to the Wall Street Journal the minute she turns 18. It works. What does this mean about what Rick and Kathy Hilton actually thought was going on? If they didn't believe her claims of abuse -- what did they have to be afraid of her reporting?

39:00 Image is everything. Affirmations don't work, visualization does. Paris claims her independence. "Paris In Love" shows the real controlling Kathy Hilton. Which daughter would Big Kathy be most proud of now?

43:27 Paris plays both sids of the Leo / Aquarius axis brilliantly! Paris credits her parents for raising a strong child but in reality, did Rick and Kathy raise her? Did she raise herself?

47:00 Despite all the violent and emotional abuse, at the end of Part 2 Paris remembers she's a Hilton, and for that reason she is going to be ok.

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Welcome back to another edition of Space Trash: Lifestyles of the Rich and Uranus, Book Club. This week your hosts Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are reading & discussing Paris Hilton's new memoir, Paris: The Memoir. Surprisingly uplifting!! Join the Patreon to join the book club and goss!

02:37 House of Hilton (aka the unauthorized Hilton Family biography) is suddenly out of print just as Paris Hilton's memoir us released! HoH author Richard Openheimer publishes OpEd doubling down on claims against Big Kathy from the book -- In lieu of reading it, since it is no longer available: enjoy our deep dive from Nov 2022 with Sandi Smith.

14:19 Paris Hilton's Astrological Profile: Sag Rising / Aquarius Sun / Leo Moon. Born on a Full Moon. She knows, and it shows.

16:28 Kathy Hilton's, controlling parenting style, her newfound “silly” RHOBH energy. and the responsibility of rich people. 

20:14 The ADHD Brain and Astrology. Non-linear thinking. Receiving money and wanting nice things!

26:50 Celebs doing the work? Evidence in Paris memoir vs. Prince Harry's memoir.

30:39 Kathy Hilton & the dark side of Pisces. Parenting creative kids.

Highlights!

34:57 Rules of the family. Drugs, alcohol, and skin care.

36:22 Hunky Dory dig against Kathy?

38:03 Aquarius broad-view of sophistication

39:30 Exploitation of young models & youth in general

44:20 Reframing the values of “Party Girls” and "Cleaning Ladys"

49:17 Hot matriarchs of RHOBH. Idolizing Kyle & babysitter Bethenny Frankel. Little Kathy's childhood successes & their big shoe fight.

55:55 Kathy reads private diary to her friends as a joke and the invasion through-line. Fascination. Jealousy.

1:03:37 Predator teacher kisses 8th grade Paris. Childhood abuse and subsequent hyper-sexualization.

1:09:38 Paris sent to live with Big Kathy in Palm Springs. Big Kathy bullies teenage boys that bullied Paris. Paris calls her Nannys' dumb and that she's second smartest to Big Kathy. Hilton family moves to NYC without her.

1:14:06 Virginal and alcohol / drug-free before CEDU?

1:18:30 Paris roofied in high school & assaulted.

1:20:18 Paris takes-on P!nk for her mean-spirited song "Stupid Girl." Opt-in to attractiveness!

1:34:55 Paris is a PR Queen. 

1:36:37 Reactions to "American Woman" & family wedding drama.

1:41:32 NFTs

1:43:19 Rick & Kathy's strict parenting style. School & school interview rebellion. ADHD is not an excuse. 

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Sara and Molly have done a lot of A-listers' birth charts. But somehow we never talked about the astrology of the British forefathers of pop music: The Beatles. Well, that all changes today! We're joined by Sam Rhodes and Mr Sean Sellers — who, with Molly, make up the comedy trio The Junior Mrs — to talk all thing John, Paul, George and Ringo as well as their fascinating birth charts.

Check out Molly, Sam and Sean's new album "Wine Mower Stovepipe Pong" on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music and on vinyl thanks to Drift Loud Music. Stay tuned until the end of the episode to hear "Tikka Masala," one of the album's standout singles.

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Sara Armour and Molly Mulshine welcome Sandi Smith back to the pod to discuss the Vanderpump Rules cheating scandal. Sandi walks us through the timeline and major players and then we take a look at the charts.

00:02 VPR "Scandival" timeline and major players

1:04:00 Ariana Madix Astrology (Cancer Sun / Virgo Moon)

1:16:44 Raquel Leviss Astrology ( Virgo Sun / Sag Moon)

1:30:00 Tom Sandivol Astrology (Cancer Sun / Gemini Moon)

1:41:04 Lisa Vanderpump Astrology (Virgo Sun / Scorpio Moon)

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Greetings Trashlings! Approaching his second Saturn Return, Chris Rock performs live Netflix special "Selective Outrage" days before the Oscars, addressing last years live violent outburst from Will Smith at the awards show. Warning: Punchline spoilers so watch the special first if you haven't already!

00:02 Hollywood Influencers and the impact of Social Media and the Me Too Movement on Hollywood

04:10 Jokes on abortion jokes, power dynamics in relationships, cheating, divorce, alimony, Jay-Z and Beyonce's attraction.

13:50 Chris Rock's blind spot, false male modesty, dating down.

32:07 Origin story of the tension between Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Chris Rock. Will Smith's now ironic "Oscar snub" for "Concussion" and "Oscars So White" Boycott

55:28 Analysis of Chris Rock's Astrological Chart. Aquarius Sun / Aries Rising / Aries Moon. Chiron & Saturn in pisces notable as Rock approaches his second Saturn return. Fated timing of the release of this special.

1:12:00 Does Chris Rock have a shot with Doja Cat?

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