Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion in preparation for the two-part reunion that starts tonight!

2:39 Cheaters cheat. 

4:10 Ariana Maddix enjoys a satisfying takedown of Tom Sandoval in their modern farmhome. Allegedly the two haven't been intimate for years, so why are they still they still together?  Both Ariana and Tom are Cancer Sun’s. Ariana is an Aquarius Rising, Virgo Moon. Tom is a Gemini Moon conjunct Chiron - duality is his pleasure and pain! 

7:40 Tom Sandoval unconsciously confirms that he will "of course" treat Raquel Levvis with the same disrespect as he does all women he dates! 

8:55 Tom tries to explain he and Raquels seriously deep connection to Ariana like it’s something she should understand. Tom's Gemini Moon / Chiron conjunction are EXACTLY OPPOSITE Jupiter / Uranus in Sag. Relationship chaos will always ensue! Ariana could have been meaner, but what could she say to Tom to actually hit him where it hurts!?

18:30 VPR relationships all start to break up due to lack of sex but tend to last longer than their natural expiration dates in an attempt to stay cast and featured on the show.

22:16 Kristin Doute comforts Ariana, for some reason.

24:00 Tom Sandoval weeps to forever-confidante and business bestie, Tom Schwartz, who’s been covering for Sandoval for months.

26:00 Ariana has also covered for Tom every time he’s cheated on her in the past, but this is different. 

28:30 Tom Sandoval claims Ariana should have followed him and figured it out herself if she thought he was cheating …. 

29:22 The problem with serial monogamists.

30:00 Scheana Shay is overwhelmed with emotion after assaulting Raquel for being "the other woman" even though Scheana Shay was also "the other woman" of Eddie Cibrian and did the exact same thing to Brandi Glanville. The hipocracy!

32 Scheana Shay Astrology: Gemini Rising, Taurus Sun conj North Node. Righteous Sag Moon. Pisces Midheaven 

38:55 James Kennedy steals the episode with a scathing speaker-phone call to shame ex-fiancé Raquel. Was he always this emotionally abusive to her? Is it horrible that we loved it? What does hks current gf think?

46:00 James Kennedy Astrology - Aquarius Sun . Libra Moon. Leo Chiron. 

50:30 The ego boost of hooking up with men in relationships.

51:52 Raquel enters rehab as she enters her Saturn Return! Sun in Virgo conjunct Chiron. Sag moon. 

59:30 Can cheaters grow out of it?

1:04:46 Tom goes to Raquel’s apartment to take a shot, drink coors light, and accidentally call her Ariana. Weird "THEY love you" moment.

1:08:16 Is fellow Virgo sun Lisa Vanderpump Raquel’s biggest fan?

1:18:30 Is it acceptable to to pleasure yourself as a guest in someone’s home?

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