Greetings Trashlor Nation! What an ep! Clayton finally says ShaNAHHHH to Shrimpnae. Jersey's finest, Mara grows into the big tomato in the kitchen. In a surprise trip to HVAC Croatia -- Sarah, Suzie, Teddi, & Rachel all compete for the lead -- but does the astrology check out? Who's cosmic connection is strongest? Serene eats an eyeball! Chyron heavy episode (as it should be).

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Sara Armour & Casey Bunker dissect the in's and out's of episode 5 from the astrological perspective. They explore the charts of Serene & Marlena & highly encourage you to join us on zoom Feb 16 for the leo full moon ritual of your royal highness dreams!

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We start the episode with a new feature: YOUR REVIEWS, sung in the style of our favorite show tunes! PLEASE leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we will sing it to the song of your (or more likely, our) choice.

04:00 — Sara discovered Groundhog Day for the first time this year and Molly patiently explains to her that it's for kids and not actually real.

18:10 — We dig into the season premiere of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," Tiki Barber's insane Anne Frank comment, and more. Also, why do so many white people name their pets after Black celebs?!?!?! Check out our YouTube vid about Luis Ruelas and Teresa Giudice here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShDE0-vCtQ&t=1s

49:30 — We talk about CANCEL CULTURE, which no one has ever done before! Through the lens of Whoopi Goldberg, "Maus," Joe Rogan and Crosby, Stills, Nash and/or Young.

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Greetings Trashelor Nation! Fresh off the latest episode of The Bachelor starring Clayton Echard, Casey Bunker & Sara Armour are back with an astro-infused re-cap.

An episode full of oppositions -- Shrimpnado vs Elizachef / Clarence vs literal strangers / Zaggy Gabby vs playing defense on the field / Pilot Pisces vs Pile-of-shrimp Pisces -- and yet --- nothing really *happened* this episode.

Cocktail party was cancelled, but not the cocktail sauce! SHRIMP has become the breakout star of the season and is stealing every scene. While Elizabeth was the shrimp chef du jour, Shanea used her as a p(r)awn in her wicked game of love (aka staying on TV longer) and survived the rose ceremony unscathed. Gemini Genevieve steps-up and confronts Shrimpnae about her inane attachment to the details of hottub shrimp-gate, and the group date included a rousing game of flag football -- shrimp-- inspired team names to boot. Olympian Marlena crushes on the field (and becomes our official pick for the next Bachelorette), Teddi cuts her knee boo hoo cancer moon, and Cap Sun Gabby makes her own rules on the football field -- the others zip, Gabby zags. HOT TIP: If you find yourself on The Bachelor or in any powderpuff football game -- JUST RUN THE BALL!!!

Later we join Pilot Rachel & Clayton on their one-on-one where they crash some literal strangers cook-out. Why not hang with Clarence or his other friends in Houston? The world may never know. Despite the awkward position they are in, the chemistry between Rachel & Clayton is sky-high -- and the astrology of their charts confirm they have a shot! Scroll to 29m-ish for Rachel's astrology and scroll to 38m for a mini-lesson in astrological relationship compatibility 101.

Until next time.... stay trashy Trashlings & leave a 5-star review on apple podcast when you have a moment. Thank you!

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Greetings Trashelor Nation! Sara Armour & Casey Bunker are back to discuss Episode 3 of The Bachelor S26.

A #TrashTake Cassidy conspiracy is floated as she rightfully gets her rose-revoked and she is home to woo her f*ck-buddy.

In another “circle of trust” date, everyone “reveals” their deepest shame which apparently - is that everyone has only dated assholes - and there is a call for #Justice ForThomas as he is the only one brave enough to walk through the circle of fire — trust — and come out the other side with a Bachelorette lead, to boot. 

Based on her slow-mo walk, offering of aloe, & particularly sensual make-out, Casey & Sara analyze the astrological compatibility of Gabby & Clayton (spoiler they’re both Leo moons!!) PLUS the shocking astrological compatibility of Sarah & Clayton after the DTLA nude scavenger hunt 1:1 date that appears to leave them both feeling shaken up, vulnerable, & physically violated! 

Our Gemini hosts can’t help but offer some free business consulting & #NewRules for the producers of The Bachelor. As we move into the age of Aquarius, we surely encourage evolution in the nation, so as to save the franchise. Bring in Thinx, Under Armour, etc and then cut the #SpaceTrashSquad in, thank you in advance! 

Also 'How I Met Your FATHER' & 'Joe Millionaire' are back -- anyone watching? The astrology is primed for reboots!

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