Happy Birthday to Lilibet Diana, the last remaining Gemini Royal, celebrating this weekend at the Queens Jubilee & discussed at our last Moonual (aka zoom moon ritual)

5:00 Charts that are likely to love to sue you 

7:50 Do people even know who Lilibet is? Chip Dip’s Canadian perspective on the royals. 

10:10 Desi confirms there’s high tea in Bolivia even though Bolivia is one of the few countries the British never colonized (confirmed)! What is Bolivian high tea like?

15:00 Desi with the OTHER high tea, dispensaries now open in Texas! No one smokes weed in the UK. 

18:30 Future of the Monarchy and the human need for celebrity. Quality of life in the UK vs US. 

21:53 The Swedish “individualistic culture” wherein they refuse to feed other peoples children, even if there’s a sleepover. 

23:15 after the Queen’s reign & her epic long term legacy, Charles may have to redistribute the wealth & property empire before there is another Queen Antoinette moment. 

27:45 The illusion of Democracy 

(29 molly says crazy thing if need it)

30:00 Random Will Smith slap hot-take : Scientology mind control?

31:00 The fated astrology of the Queens Jubilee / Lilibet’s 1st birthday. Essential confusion in the monarchy over the family vs the corporation. 

35:03 Razy’s objective Reading of Lilibet Diana’s natal chart. Why it’s crazy for Lilibet to be named so intimately for the Queen. Did they get the Queens blessing? Who’s lying and why are we so comfortably with celebrities lying? Is the Monarchy the Chuck-E-Cheese of the UK? Will Lilibet own a sex dungeon!? 

44:25 working with the Rising Sign (AC) vs Midheaven (MC)

45:38 Queen Elizabeth & Lilibet Diana synastry. Psychic Leo connection will remain in-tact long after the Queen passes.

57:00 Major moment memories - where were you during the OJ bronco chase? 9/11?

60:00 The most recent eclipse cycles and what we have been meant to focus on up until now. Let what wants to die, die! Rebirth is imminent, but it requires letting go.

1:02:00 Establishment royal family vs new American royal family.

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The Depp v. Heard verdict just dropped and the trash team ran to the zoom as fast as possible to deliver this podcast to you! 

Amber Heard was found guilty of defamation (by implication) which is scary because whether you like her or not she didn’t technically name Johnny in the op-ed and now we are technically vulnerable to be sued for liable for all personal stories ever shared on this podcast, luckily we’re pretty sure none of our ex’s are listening.  

Desi Handal joins us. The asteroid astrology is specifically wild. Enjoy. 

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Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker marry (again) in Italy with the fam (for the 'gram!) in a Catholic-themed wedding ceremony "hosted" by Dolce & Gabbana. Join Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour to discuss the fashion, the passion, the konspiracies, and kontroversies surrounding this divine union & more!

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Welcome back, Trashlings! Today we're covering the penultimate week of Depp v. Heard. It’s a tik-tok trial and everyone’s taping and vaping!

Let's review...

3:35 An oft-forgotten tale from the 2016 MET Gala - Johnny Depp abandons both Amber Heard and Ralph Lauren on the red carpet. Elon swoops in. Molly finds unexpected Wedding inspo. What is this trial about, again?

7:00 Dueling testimony from ex-Depp-agents Tracey Jacobs & Christian Carino

10:20 Why is this being televised? Is Johnny’s team leaking doctored disinformation docs to #AmberTurd et al accounts? What’s the deal with the viral Jennifer Howell letter and where on earth is Jennifer Howell!?

12:00 Courtney Love chimes in. Is “believe all women” a faulty premise? Are women exempt from being classified as abusers? Has Amber perjured herself in the UK trial or does she really think “donating” money and “pledging” money are the same thing? 

16:33 Mutual abuse vs. reactive abuse vs. self-defense. If Amber loses this trial, what precedent does it set for survivors stories moving forward? Perhaps there actually is such a thing as bad press? 

23:30 The Eastern Columbia Building commune, body cam footage, and new testimony from Whitney Heard Henriquez and Rocky Pennington. The story of a casual ECB thanksgiving altercation among girlfriends. Modern day PSA: This trial is your brain on drugs 

34:00 Amber Heard’s acting coach testifies that that Amber has trouble crying when she’s acting. The identity politics of violence, collective accountability & the limitations of gender as a concept.

46:00 Louis CK's unhelpful re-emergence post-cancellation. Johnny Depp's self-imposed no-eye-contact order.

50:00 Before we adjourn: The secret beauty benefits of Arnica gel. Did Amber Heard get cheek implants? Julia Fox went to grocery store in her undies. Can Kim K make legal-chic a trend? Why did Sara get bullied at the office? Celebrities need to get day jobs for their own mental health. Internet memes call for people to be accountable for their IBS. The quickie astrology of Jesse Williams viral broadway dick pic. Britney's IG nudes.

Sorry it's up late -- Blame Mercury Retrograde!

Happy Gemini Season!

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Welcome back, Trashlings! Today we're covering the penultimate week of Depp v. Heard. It’s a tik-tok trial and everyone’s taping and vaping!

Let's dive in...

3:35 An oft-forgotten tale from the 2016 MET Gala - Johnny Depp abandons both Amber Heard and Ralph Lauren on the red carpet. Elon swoops in. Molly finds unexpected Wedding inspo. What is this trial about, again?

7:00 Dueling testimony from ex-Depp-agents Tracey Jacobs & Christian Carino

10:20 Why is this being televised? Is Johnny’s team leaking doctored disinformation docs to #AmberTurd et al accounts? What’s the deal with the viral Jennifer Howell letter and where on earth is Jennifer Howell!?

12:00 Courtney Love chimes in. Is “believe all women” a faulty premise? Are women exempt from being classified as abusers? Has Amber perjured herself in the UK trial or does she really think “donating” money and “pledging” donation money are the same thing?  

16:33 Mutual abuse vs. reactive abuse vs. self-defense. If Amber loses this trial, what precedent does it set for survivors stories moving forward? Perhaps there actually is such a thing as bad press? 

23:30 The Eastern Columbia Building commune, body cam footage, and new testimony from Whitney Heard Henriquez and Rocky Pennington. The story of a casual ECB thanksgiving altercation among girlfriends. Modern day PSA: This trial is your brain on drugs 

34:00 Amber Heard’s acting coach testifies that that Amber has trouble crying when she’s acting. The identity politics of violence, collective accountability & the limitations of gender as a concept. Johnny Depp's self-imposed no-eye-contact order.

56:00 The secret beauty benefit of Arnica gel!? Did Amber Heard get plastic surgery? Julia Fox went to grocery store in her undies? Can Kim K make legal-chic a trend? Celebrities need to get day jobs for their own mental health and according to the memes people need to be accountable for their IBS. The quickie astrology of Jesse Williams broadway dick pic. 

Sorry it's up late -- Blame Mercury Retrograde!

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Greetings Trashlings!

We are in the throws of eclipse season, mercury is stationing to go retrograde, and all bets are off! Molly’s pharmacy is closed & her wine delivery is hilariously late. Sara lambasts content calendars & gets booked on a dope stand-up comedy show at The Stand May 10 9pm!  (come if you're in NY!) Speaking of comedy shows...

5:48 Chapelle gets tackled on stage by a demented audience member. One benefit of how bad the security was is that despite the fact that “all phones were confiscated” we have a huge amount of video footage - and a guy in the front row with a “gun.”  Is it ok to beat the shit out of him? Is this Will Smith’s fault? 

12:00 This is the flavor of the Taurus / Scorpio eclipse energy

13:00 Stand-Up is creepy-people-ville  

20:00 Is the trend of celebrities talking about their mental health more damaging than good? Ireland Baldwin has cardiophobia & generally Hollywood kids have no gratitude.  Are there any happy rich people? Do rich people know they’re rich? Scorpio / Taurus eclipse portal is pulling back the curtain on the relationship between safety and the power structures. “Death” is imminent before rebirth.  Make a gratitude list!

28:00 “When will things get better?” 

31:55 MET Gala days later, the only thing that stands out is the Marilyn M - now Kim K dress, and the biggest takeaway is eye-brows. A Kim K gala-hair conspiracy theory, Marilyn Monroe mythology & comparisons, and a hot-take from friend of the pod @kardashian_kolloquium

53:00 Everyone’s talking about how everyone’s NOT talking about Kim’s diet and the leaked Roe v Wade draft.  Sara’s the only person so far reported to have been motivated by Kim’s event crash diet  & friend of the pod @MichColl steals the show with post met gala content! 

56:00 The MET Gala costume police need to chill out.  Kourtney K is the only person who should be arrested for thinking she's too cool for school. Maise Williams wins best-of no-eyebrows. Julia Fox should be Bella Hadid's stylist if not a fashion star in her own right.  Hang in there Julia, your time at the MET Gala is coming!  

58:39 Kim’s new Pete personality and … old dildo?

1:05:50 Come to @themoonual 5/16 to discuss the past, present, and future of Roe v. Wade according to astrology - new time 5pm est! 

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Greetings Trashlings! Much to discuss! 

00:00 — Molly accidentally manifested Covid, proving that THE WORK WORKS!

5:00 — At 96 years old & with the Platinum Jubilee in June, Elizabeth II is everywhere these days. But why is everyone from magazines to Mattel depicting her as a wide-eyed, ageless, leggy queenlet? Long live the queen, but let grandma be GLAMMA!

10:34 — Sara got a bra & put it on like a big girl & Space Trash podcast turns 1! 

16:49 — Space trash origin story. Here’s a link to Molly & Sara’s inaugural episode from April 22, 2021: the first & second to last breakout episode of Diva Divination… https://youtu.be/3GlFW5yaKT8

19:31 — Synchronicity of the week: Sara & the recent NYC subway attacker: soul mates?

21:00 — Sara attempts to keep catching Molly up on the mundane. But speaking of Skechers Shape Ups, Molly brilliantly segues into a catch-up on the Kardashians’ new show. How does the new Hulu show compare to the E! one?

24:00 — Now that she’s gorgeous & twinning with Kim, Khloe’s original brand promise has changed begging the age old question: can women be funny AND hot? PUKE!

28:23 — There’s a vibe shift in progress & Kim K is laying low in monochrome Balenciaga until she finds her new fashion frequency. Spoiler: Space Trash Merch IS the future of fashion! Shop now, dignified dirtbags.

35:56 — Spice Girl nickname origin story. Which spice girl are you? Which spice girl would your friends say you are?  Does Sara have Spice Girl Dysmorphia? Is Tommy Pickles the Baby Spice of the Rugrats? Which Rugrat are you? 

39:38 — Fresh prince of vi-o-lence! The news has been overrun with celebrity violence in the weeks since Will Smith’s Oscar slap. Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial allegations reviewed, Depp found guilty in the UK against The Sun newspaper. Online it’s Tik vs. Tok as the internet discourse on what defines abuse has become abusive. Oh, & Mike Tyson beat up a passenger on his commercial flight.

49:49 — All astrology on this podcast is consensual. Safe word: “woahhhh what?” Let’s dig in. 

50:52 — Amber Heard is a Taurus Sun, Taurus Venus, Libra Moon. Johnny Depp is a Taurus Venus, Taurus Mercury (& in his second Saturn return) 

55:08 — Rob Kardashian vs. Blac Chyna trial allegations reviewed. There’s flagrant slut shaming, the sex tape is being recycled for storyline, revenge porn strikes again, & lust for Rob the sexy sock-man is now an official legal defense of violent behavior.

1:01:18 — Rob Kardashian is a Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Mars, & the indifferent CEO of Arthur George. Blac Chyna is a Taurus Sun / Taurus Mercury, a Pisces Moon & legally, she was ALMOST Angela Kardashian.

1:04:55 — Taurus eclipse energy is asking us all to take back our  personal brands, Scorpio energy is revealing the dead bodies in the basement.

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Greetings Trashlings! Happy Libra Full Moon & Welcome to our second edition of SpaceTrash LIVE at The Moonual!

Molly is in the thick of wedding season but enjoy the replay of Sara Armour, Nicole Rasul aka Razy and the moon-crew as they explore the Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky affair from an astrological lens. Spoiler alert: THEY HAVE THE SAME BIG THREE! Twin flames? Twin foes? Let's discuss.

1:44 Bill Clinton chart

12:30 Monica Lewinsky chart

14:11 Bill & Monica relationship astrology analysis

27:50 Understanding the degrees in the chart

33:10 Is this a good or bad time for "manifesting?" 

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00: Molly's aforementioned 5 p.m. Friday news dump becomes readily apparent this week. Two stunning news items came out right at the butt-end of the work week: Jen & Ben engaged again & Will Smith's 10-year Oscar ban. 

2:40 Molly goes viral for her tiny coffee cup tweet. Friend of the pod & comedian Josh Gondelman played a pivotal role in helping Molly bring attention to London's problematic coffee culture. Thanks Josh! Really though, why are the coffees so tiny? The roots of the European preference for espresso are explored. 

13:33 Has meme culture replaced comedy? Is stand-up a dying "craft"? How can we keep diagnosing the US with widespread ADHD when mukbang is such a popular genre of YouTube? Molly explains her rare disease, misophonia. Have some respect. 

20:30 TRIGGER WARNING- there is a mouth-chew-sound but don’t worry it's < 1 second , it's only acting! If you also have misophonia, skip forward 1sec. 

21:56 How was Hitler being prescribed speed when they don't even have 16 oz. cups of coffee in Europe? 

22:25 A confession about last week's episode. A little lesson in production from our two "masters." A call to action for everyone to make horse girl TikToks & finally, in what ways did Molly think Cat Marnell would be the Carole Radziwill of RHONY: The New Class? 

28:27 Britney Spears implies she’s pregnant but it might just be food? Was Sam's subsequent Lion King fan art post a confirmation of the rumors, or is he just preparing for parenthood, in general? Can we just let Britney be the mom that’s bad at social media in peace? 

39:05 The Peltz-Bechkam wedding was this weekend & Jesús Enrique Rosas a.k.a. The Body Language Guy on YouTube has a lot to say about this apparently already doomed couple. Molly & Sara have a lot to say about Jesús Enrique Rosas. 

48:44 Why don’t young people smile in photos? From the archives of Insta thirst, two hot tips for taking timeless photos: 1) Smile! Nothing ages worse than an dead-eyed sexy pose when it turns out you're wearing some dumb-ass soon-to-be-dated trend. 2) Look alive! If you use your sexy-serious snaps on the apps, you *may* attract a man who just expects you to be his lifeless sex doll. 

57:00 Molly (& anyone with prominent Taurus, Scorpio, or Pisces in their chart) is having a big moment astrologically!! Sara gets competitive with Bethenny's ability to ad-lib parody songs on her pod, & Molly gives Sara TikTok homework. 

1:04:00 There's some mental trash that Molly is beating herself up about... but the astrology helps us understand... 

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Greetings Trashlings & Welcome back, Molly!

00:00 After a wonderful Miami wedding weekend (and hilariously horrible stylist), Molly is back in London lookin' like Shepard’s pie!

3:30 We missed the Grammys and the Oscars but other than "the big slap" why was the next biggest headline “Haley Bieber is not pregnant” LOL she’s not pregnant, we'll know when she’s pregnant, and more importantly whoooo cares!? SEO cares, is who! Search us! Oh, and BREAKING NEWS Jennifer Anniston is also not pregnant!

5:09 Molly’s dog is horny as hell! Does anyone know how to get the dog to stop licking his own dick and humping his lamb-doll to completion? How do dogs know the bathroom is the bathroom? You’d think potty training would be easier for us, but the truth is human babies are straight-up dumb!

9:44 Tik -Talk! Molly is fascinated by Chinese a Tik-Toker & finds herself haunted by an array of Chinese beauty standard videos -- specifically the emphasis the Chinese put on a woman’s “cranial crest." Also women with high cheekbones are assumed to be murderous and God favors those with low hairy-hairlines (see Camila Cabello). What’s worse for culture? 2010’s Women’s magazines or Chinese beauty tik-tokers? Either way keep it coming, we love to feel bad!! 

24:43 The collective unconscious is hack! From jokes to wedding dresses to pop songs — no one’s original! Who invented the term “finsta”? Everyone? 

27:18 Ed Sheeran reminds us today, on the heels of winning his court case defending his “Shape of You" copyright, that there are only 12-music-notes and just a handful of pop-chords so let’s chill out on the plagiarism accusations.

30:39 Remember Bras? If so, how do you put your bra on? While Sara either goes bra-less or opts for the easy-way-on, Oprah, Molly, and Sara's mom agree -- there’s only one "right" way to put on a bra. Sara commit to challenge herself this week and put the bra on like a big girl.

39:00 Real Housewives chunk! Molly interviewed RHONY star Leah McSweeney for a cover article in Ladygunn magazine (Click to read : LEAH MCSWEENEY SPILLS THE TEA ON RHONY GOSSIP + HER NEW BOOK CHAOS THEORY by Molly Mulshine!). Sara mixes up Bethany Frankel and mortal enemy, Kelly Bensimon and the homework is to watch RHONY S3 episode entitled “scary island" to understand. While it’s always been the franchise anchor, this past RHONY season was so poorly received it didn’t even get a reunion special! Bring back bad behavior republican lifestyle television for us to oogle at and judge. 

50:30 Ok, but for real what's the scoop on the RHONY spin-off / throw back? What makes a good real housewife? What new additions do we want to see? Anna Delvey? Julia Fox? Camille Paglia? Candace Owens!? How much do we have to pay Carole Radziwill to return? Love you, CR!

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