Greetings Trashlings! Please enjoy this very special Lion's Gate Portal / Molly's Wedding Spectacular / Deep Edibles (EddyBalls) fueled Three-Part-Episode-Journey! Embrace the transformation! Death & Rebirth (littttterally) all around!

Guest Host Desi Handal joins Sara Armour

Part 1 : Rehearsal Dinner, Aug 9

9:00 The Kardashian's Kolossal Friday 5pm news dump - Kete is no more & Khloe's family of four.

11:00 Relationship Astrology Synastry Lesson. Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Lilith & Chyron energy explored. Pluto is rx at the end of Capricorn asking us to re-think business, make money like boss witches & join the moon party. Sara Life Coaches Desi's money mindset & a miracle venmo ensues.

22:00 Cosmic Coaching Question: “What do I do right now to get unblocked around the things I say I want?” Answered

25:00 Timon & Pumba sex life 

27:00 Part 2 : Take Me To Church, Aug 10/11

28: It's Princess Molly’s Wedding Day! 

29: Anne Heche drives into a car & two homes resulting in a fiery-blaze. 

35:00 Practical Magic - Desi comes-out as a tarot reader professionally and offers a card readings for Anne Heche & Lynn Michelle………. 

39:00 TopoChico (carbonated mineral water) vs Seltzer (carbonated water). ASMR bubble factor experiment.

44:00 Khloe Kardashian (& Tristan Thompson) welcome second baby by Surrogate. Desi is freaked out — are the Kardashians just having babies for sport? Gestation process explored. 

50:00 Kris Jenner & Pete Davison - Scorpio / Taurus eclipse axis in relationship to the Keteye relationship drama. The responsibility of the rich.

56:00 Julia Fox, Chaney Jones, Mrs. Kimpossible & a trash-take on Kanye's marketing strategy.

1:00 Why it's a perfect day for Molly's wedding, astrologically & why this week is a fated turning point week for everyone.

1:07 Exorcism Assistant Application 

1:10 Sinister Hammer family secrets teased in new Discovery + docu-series, produced by Armie Hammer's Aunt

1:24 Teresa Giudice gets married, too

1:30 Desi sends direct message to demon community & Sara sings Mosette & Narius a Wedding Song Lullaby

1:32:00 Part 3 : TRANSCENDENCE

1:33:00 Anne Heche Follow-Up

1:40:00 Molly Mulshine McDade Wedding SPECTACULARRRRRRR vs. Teresa Giudice Ruelas Wedding SATISFACTORY

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Greetings Trashelor Nation! Casey Bunker is back with Sara Armour to discuss episode 3 of The Bachelorettes but first - two trash media recommendations we must heed (Claim to Fame & and Back to the Beach) - and on to the episode!

Rachel and Zach share a nostalgic 1:1 "movie premiere" date - Zach & Rachie if you're listening hit us back with birth times — but hypothesis is, he’s a Pisces moon / she’s a Libra moon and either way Zach has the same bday as Harry Potter! FACTS!

Gabby, Erich & Grandpa go on a 1:1:1 date for some reason and while Grandpa is clearly made for TV he may have simultaneously overshadowed / triggered Gabby into a complete and total meltdown happily leading to the best make-out sesh we’ve seen so far. Does the astrology line-up? In miraculous ways! But again, Gab & Erich - send us your birth times so we can be sure!

The episode ends with a ratchet rose ceremony, separating the men into groups so the women can be clear about who their dating, which simply may not be possible as teased in the preview for next week, when the gang heads to Paris!

Skip to 1:00:00 for an astrology update that explains why this past week and this current week feel intense AF and otherwise see you at the Moonual Thursday! Click to Register Now!

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Greetings Trashlings! Happy Leo Season!

Molly is back on the mic and still recovering from her epic Jersey shore Bachelorette bash, Sara is manifesting McConaughey while melting in Texas and we’re back with an all new #TrashCast CLASSIC!

9:30 #ACTULLYFREEBRITNEYTHO because ISSSSSS Britney Spears truly free? Is Sam in cahoots with Lou Taylor? Did Selena Gomez et al actually crash her wedding? Does she know where she is on planet earth? Did she know she can get her hair done now? WTF is going on!!! Freedom isn’t free! 

14:43 New Tom Bower Royals book "Revenge" is dropping bombs left and right. "Best of" Harry & Meghan goss + has the Royal Racist finally been revealed!? 

21: 27 Prince Harry’s recent UN speech get’s bad reviews by the Body Language Buddy and he absurdly blames Meghan for bad performance coaching. 

29:00 Did Meghan body shame her young niece Charlotte and make Kate Middleton cry over flower girl tights? Is Meghan a humorless buzzkill for Harry’s Eton bros or is she fighting the good fight? Can Harry and Meghan be human rights activists with 17 bathrooms and climate activists from their private jet? 

42:16 Claims made by Meghan that she was an effective feminist activist and pen pals with Hilary Clinton as a child DEBUNKED. Plus, Meghan talent-zilla story from set of Canadian commercial production. 

1:00:00 Alicia Silverstone is co-sleeping with her 11-year old Bear, among other rogue parenting choices — can the charts explain why she would bathe with her tween!?

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Greetings Trashelor Nation!

Post-bachelorette party-girl-voiced Casey Bunker joins host Sara “SarONA virus” Armour on the TrashCast to talk week 2 of the bachelorettes from an astrological perspective! 

Rachel’s first 1:1 - a zero-gravity date weighs heavy. What went wrong? Gabby's romantic 1:1 with Nate - did his pearl necklace mean more than what meets the eye? A look at the charts of Rachel Rechia, Gabby Windey, Logan "Two Chicks" Palmer, and more!

For non-bachelorettes fans, scroll to 25m for an in-depth discussion about the planet saturn and the infamous saturn return!

S/O Caitlin and Tyler Baltierra from Teen Mom! WE STAN!!! 

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Greetings Trashlings! With Roe v. Wade overturned the period tracker apps are no longer safe! Enjoy this episode to learn more about your monthly hormone cycle, the moon cycle, and click: https://moonplanner.substack.com/https://moonplanner.substack.com/ to sign up for our substack to access our custom downloadable calendar for all your analog tracking needs.

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Greetings Trashlings! Happy Cancer Season! 

00:00 — Fitness freaks, listen up! Weightlifting is out, Pilates and hot girl walks are IN and yes, like everything, this new philosophy relates to the moon cycle. Welcome to Cancer season, let’s all be more gentle on our bodies. 

9:00 — Beyonce drops new divine feminine anthem “Break My Soul” on the first day of Cancer season. Permission to quit our jobs? We like to think so. The creative process requires rest! 

19:30 — Girl boss Sheryl Sandberg quietly leans out of her job at Facebook. What does this mean for women who work? See above.

32:18 — Cancer sun Erika Jayne is seen too drunk laid-out complaining on this week's episode of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Molly, a.k.a. the Blonde Prophet, predicted. Cancer sun Lisa Rinna reminds EJ (and all of us watching at home) that you really shouldn’t drink on anti-depressants.

42:00 — Sami Sheen launches an OnlyFans, calling attention to a new rising category: nepotism influencers — the otherwise basic children of celebrities who have no intention of working but have amassed huge Instagram followings. 

48:00 —  Kim Kardashian declares her new look: Barbie from the future. Did she reduce her BBL? Cancer sun Khloe Kardashian finally dropped the BBL and finally has a new (rich) normie boyfriend. Do BBLs need to be removed or can the butt melt off with run of the mill weight loss? Have we become so numb to plastic-surgery-face that Heidi Montag looks normal? 

1:00:00 — Marilyn Monroe and Kim Kardashian synastry! Based on the astrology, does Marilyn care that Kim allegedly damaged Marilyn’s skin-toned dress at the Met Gala? 

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Greetings Trashlings! Molly is on her holiday hen do in Ethpania, but Sara is holding it down at Westminster West hosting The Moonual and the TrashCast must go on! Especially when there is a celeb spotlight in the headlines and it just happens to be astrologically perfect!

Apologies in advance for pro-noun flubbing & mispronouncing everyones names.

PART 1

3:25 THIS FULL MOON ISSSSS EZRA MILLER 

4:30 Sara explains that Ezra Miller identifies as a they/them while calling them a he/him for a full minute. 

6:15 Quick check-in with the group: does anyone know what the plot of the flash is? Did we see perks of being a wallflower? Apparently theres a show called The Boys! Highly recommended by Reggie Edwards (Sag Moon) & Valerie Pascal (Sag Sun). 

10:03 Sara reads through a bullet point list of allegations from TAB UK against Miller for the first time with the gang. 

10:32 Where Did Ezra & Gibson formerly known as Takata Iron Eyes meet? (The word Sara was looking for was “Protest”)

16:30 Razy is like ummmm…. literally no idea who Ezra Miller is but her chart reading slaps. 

PART 2

35:52 The Department of Criminal Astrology is back on the case. Desi Handal joins Sara after the Moonual to look more deeply into the allegations against Ezra Miller and come to their own conclusions about the fantastic beast that is Ezra Miller & the crimes of committing to the bit!

41:00 A they / them disclaimer from Ezra Miller himself 

43:00 An Ezra Miller Retrospective from birth - the present as published by Vulture 

1:37:00 Human beings love the morose! 

1:47:00 More Ezra Miller natal chart analysis 

1:52:00 Gibson’s credible video statement & in defense of the crossbow being cool

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Greetings Trashlings! Molly's putting the anus in Uranus this week with a PSA on protein cookies & gut health!

8:00 Sydney Sweeney's low rise-mini Miu Miu set makes waves at the MTV TV & Movie Awards, Unscripted

20:20 Cole Sprouse faux-BBL is an instagram trend among men

21:30 Chaney Jones IG strategy speculation

27:30 Sara's Depp v Heard v MUSK theory -- conspiracy or fan fiction? You decide ...

30:21 No picture of Lilibet & The Queen from the Jubilee? What gives!? Is Harry & Meg's Netflix deal the reason Will, Kate, & the cousin's didn't attend Lilibet's first birthday party? Is California home for Harry, or just home for now? When will Harry realize the production business is actually a whole lot of hard work? Plus, why rich people are a**holes.

44:48: The Body Language Guy misses the mark on live-stream coverage & is thinly veiling his true desire to be a fashion commentator.

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Happy Birthday to Lilibet Diana, the last remaining Gemini Royal, celebrating this weekend at the Queens Jubilee!

5:00 Signs that are most likely to love to sue you 

7:50 Do people even know who Lilibet is? Chip Dip’s Canadian perspective on the royals. 

10:10 Desi confirms there’s high tea in Bolivia even though Bolivia is one of the few countries the British never colonized (confirmed)! What is Bolivian high tea like?

15:00 Desi with the OTHER high tea, dispensaries are now open in Texas! No one smokes weed in the UK. 

18:30 Future of the Monarchy and the human need for celebrity. Quality of life in the UK vs US. 

21:44 The Swedish “individualistic culture” wherein they refuse to feed other peoples children, even if there’s a sleepover. 

23:15 Honoring the Queen’s epic legacy. When she passes, Charles may have to redistribute the wealth & property empire before there is another Marie Antoinette situation. 

27:45 The illusion of Democracy 

30:00 Random Will Smith slap hot-take : Scientology mind control?

31:00 The fated astrology of the Queens Jubilee / Lilibet’s 1st birthday. Essential pain-point in the monarchy: the royal family vs the royal corporation. 

35:03 Razy’s objective Reading of Lilibet Diana’s natal chart. Why it’s crazy for Lilibet to be named so intimately for the Queen. Did they get the Queens blessing? Who’s lying and why are we so comfortably with celebrities lying? Is the Monarchy the Chuck-E-Cheese of the UK? Will Lilibet own a sex dungeon!? 

43:40 working with the Rising Sign (AC) vs Midheaven (MC)

45:38 Queen Elizabeth & Lilibet Diana synastry. 

1:06:00 Molly’s genius palace reality tv show idea & the cute Irish Taoiseach 

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