Greetings Trashlings! Sara Armour & Casey Bunker are back to discuss this weeks Bachelorettes two part special edition of Fantasy Suites aka Fantasy Yeets  

00:00 Rip Queen Elizabeth check out our last mini ep on the astrology of this royal transition and stay tuned for our deep dive. 

2:33 Welcome to Fantasy Yeets the Fantasy Suites special where potential fiancés drop like flies. Do Rachel and Gabby realize they’re acting exactly like Clayton, if not worse? WTH is going on in this depraved franchise!?

6:00 Leo Moon Gabby and Cancer Moon Erich jump off lovers leap demonstrating their true lunar nature on the sweetest of the Fantasy Suite dates. Erich, send cry selfies!! 

8:30 Scorpio Avan & Super-Pisces Rachel speak strictly in platitudes during their fantasy boat date. After what she’s been through, why is Rachel telling everyone “how she feels” knowing she will be sending two home?

9:36 Pisces are the trolls of the zodiac & a “Don’t Worry Darling” Drama Trash Take

10:53 Rachel’s Pisces Sun strategy reveals Libra Moon hypocrisy! Modern feminism and the new rules of acting like an a**hole in service of equality.

19:29 Gabby & Johnny “hang out” again. Even though he has “taught Gabby to trust people” Johnny fantasy yeets himself but says all the things someone says to the girl they date before they get engaged to someone else. Prediction: Johnny will be engaged by the end of Paradise. 

21:24 The should-be Bachelor Nation unspoken contestant agreement about what “engagement” actually mean$.

21:48 Jason also fantasy yeets himself like a true Aqua Sun, Sag Moon

24:21 Erich treats Gabby like she’s his girlfriend and flips out but ultimately breaks the news he’s the last man there. 

29:58 By the time Rachel gets to the nightmare suite with Zach she’s over it and tries to confuse him into to breaking-up with her instead of being kind enough to be honest and direct with him. Shame! Shame! Leo Moon Zach will never let her get away with this....

33:30 Scorpio Rising Casey makes a great guess that Rachel is a Scorpio Rising & why 

43:30 Looking forward to seeing Gabby on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars” and a reminder that she’s actually a cool person even though we're pissed

48:15 Aries Moon Tino & Rachael enjoy a sweaty horseback ride if ya know what I mean …. 

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