After an extended hiatus the girls catch up: Sara is an outlaw, Molly is married, and Casey is a homeowner!

00:00 Wedding catch up from le maid of honor 

23:45 Gabby’s Break-Up Date with Nate. Is being a step-mom the same as being a mom? Also Nate had two girlfriends at the same time? Is being a “party girl” reason enough to hide the fact that you have a child?

Part 2 

Astrology Analysis: Hometowns in Review

29:31 Tyler (Cancer Sun / Virgo Moon) & Rachel’s (Pisces Sun / Libra Moon) enjoy a free trip to wildwood NJ for their literal first and last date! Rachel boardwalks him off the plank before they even get to his house.

37:00 Johnny (Libra Sun/ Virgo Moon) & Gabby (Capricorn Sun/Leo Moon) head to Palm Beach where he admits to his mother that he is not ready for an engagement - but he is hot! 

43:00 Jason (Aquarius Sun / Sag Moon) is also not ready for an engagement with Gabby. His parents were so happy he finally brought someone home and urge him to think of his life without her and go for it! What’s up with that? Has he ever had a girlfriend before? Will this free spirit ever be tied down? Will the non-committal make it to fantasy suites? Do we owe Clayton an apology? Half an apology?  

48:00 Zach (Leo Sun / Pisces Moon) & Rachel have had a real connection since date 1, but will his dad crying and his uncle being Puddy from Seinfeld be enough?

53:00 In defense of Tino’s baby-back-bitchness & the “real” connections forged during this process. Tino (Aqua Sun / Aries Moon) & Rachel stand strong in the face of harsh skepticism from Tino’s hater parents.

1:00:00 Erich (Capricorn Sun / Cancer Moon) & Gabby bond with Erich’s terminally ill father arguably sealing the deal - doesn’t get more serious than that! Leo/ Cancer moon compatibility explored. 

1:09:30 Avan (Scorpio Sun / Leo Moon) 

& Rachel are both water signs but can she handle being with a Leo Moon (other than Gabby?) we already know the table crashes to the ground during their upcoming Salem Love Witch hometown date

Part 3 

Men Tell Nothing

1:17:00 “Horse Girl” Sara describes the Virgo New Moon, upcoming mercury / mars retrogrades. Casey is considering abandoning the bachelor franchises and reality tv in general! 

1:31:00 Avan & Rachel ask for signs from the universe during their 1:1 and then completely ignored the clear and present signs. Avan’s mom has a Rachel-vibe but with a cool nose ring.

1:45:00 Jesse admits to drinking on the job — where’s the footage though?

1:50:00 Someone set Meatball up with Maranara!!! 🤯🤯🤯 Send em to paradise! A match made in heaven!

1:52:00 Nate apologizes for the other two bachelorettes he simultaneously dated. Jacob gets tee’d up for a big paradise debut. Jesse thanks “two-chicks” Logan for answering impossibly easy questions. 

1:56:00 Between the armpit sniffing & two women farting on camera it’s confirmed this show is a war on women. Men tell nothing and women rip ass…?? Equality now. 

1:58:00  Hatin’ Hayden or is HE just RUFF around the edges ? 

2:05:38 Doubling down on Tino as Rachel’s pick, but was he gaslighting her by saying “they adored you” re his parents after they couldn’t have accepted her less? Tino’s dad’s Facebook posts.

2:13:00 Theories on the mystery wigged audience member

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