Greetings Trashlings! If you're not a member of Trashelor Bachelor Nation, skip to 52:56 for a PERFECT Pisces Full Moon Reading from Nicole Rasul aka Razy from this weekends Moonual! BUT FIRST... Casey Bunker & Sara Armour are back to discuss last weeks episode of the Bachelorettes before we all watch Part 1 of the season finale on Tuesday. This two part episode delivered cringe TV at its finest even our two leads Gabby Windey & Rachel Rechia, have turned into the villains on this very special edition of Fantasy Suites: Fantasy Yeets!

00: Welcome to Fantasy Yeets the Fantasy Suites special where potential fiancés drop like flies including our two leads. Do Rachel and Gabby realize they’re acting exactly like Clayton, if not worse? WTH is going on in this depraved franchise? #Justice4Clayton!

4:30 Leo Moon Gabby and Cancer Moon Erich jump off lovers leap (in a bandeau!) demonstrating their true lunar nature on the sweetest of the Fantasy Suite dates. Erich, send cry selfies!! 

6:53 Leo Moon Avan & Libra Moon Rachel speak strictly in platitudes during their fantasy boat date. After what she’s been through, why is Rachel telling everyone “how she feels”knowing she will be sending two home? Because she’s a Pisces? 

7:45 Pisces are the trolls of the zodiac. A “Don’t Worry Darling” Drama Trash Take

8:45 Rachel’s Libra Moon strategy reveals Pisces Sun trickery! Modern feminism and the new rules of acting like an a**hole in service of equality. 

17:20 Gabby & Virgo Moon Johnny “hang out” again. Even though he has “taught Gabby to trust people” Johnny fantasy yeets himself but says all the things someone says to the girl they date before they get engaged to someone else. Prediction: Johnny will be engaged by the end of Paradise. 

21:24 The should-be Bachelor Nation unspoken contestant agreement about what “engagement” actually mean$.

21:48 Sag Moon Jason also fantasy yeets himself after revealing … surprise! He can’t be himself with cameras around and doesn’t consider this “journey” real. What is he doing here? Back to therapy, Jas!

22:13 As desired, Erich treats Gabby like she’s his literal girlfriend and she flips out. Good news though, he’s the last man there. 

26:35 By the time Rachel gets to the nightmare suite with Zach she’s over it and tries to confused him into to breaking-up with her instead of being kind enough to be honest and direct with him. Shame! Shame!

31:27 Casey makes a great guess that Rachel is a Scorpio Rising & why 

41:20 Looking forward to seeing Gabby on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars” and reminder that she’s actually a cool person 

46:10 Aries Moon Tino & Rachael’s sweaty horseback date if ya know what I mean…. 

52:56 Pisces full moon astrology ready by Nicole Rasul aka Razy  from this weekends Zoom Moon Ritual @themoonual

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