00: Molly's aforementioned 5 p.m. Friday news dump becomes readily apparent this week. Two stunning news items came out right at the butt-end of the work week: Jen & Ben engaged again & Will Smith's 10-year Oscar ban. 

2:40 Molly goes viral for her tiny coffee cup tweet. Friend of the pod & comedian Josh Gondelman played a pivotal role in helping Molly bring attention to London's problematic coffee culture. Thanks Josh! Really though, why are the coffees so tiny? The roots of the European preference for espresso are explored. 

13:33 Has meme culture replaced comedy? Is stand-up a dying "craft"? How can we keep diagnosing the US with widespread ADHD when mukbang is such a popular genre of YouTube? Molly explains her rare disease, misophonia. Have some respect. 

20:30 TRIGGER WARNING- there is a mouth-chew-sound but don’t worry it's < 1 second , it's only acting! If you also have misophonia, skip forward 1sec. 

21:56 How was Hitler being prescribed speed when they don't even have 16 oz. cups of coffee in Europe? 

22:25 A confession about last week's episode. A little lesson in production from our two "masters." A call to action for everyone to make horse girl TikToks & finally, in what ways did Molly think Cat Marnell would be the Carole Radziwill of RHONY: The New Class? 

28:27 Britney Spears implies she’s pregnant but it might just be food? Was Sam's subsequent Lion King fan art post a confirmation of the rumors, or is he just preparing for parenthood, in general? Can we just let Britney be the mom that’s bad at social media in peace? 

39:05 The Peltz-Bechkam wedding was this weekend & Jesús Enrique Rosas a.k.a. The Body Language Guy on YouTube has a lot to say about this apparently already doomed couple. Molly & Sara have a lot to say about Jesús Enrique Rosas. 

48:44 Why don’t young people smile in photos? From the archives of Insta thirst, two hot tips for taking timeless photos: 1) Smile! Nothing ages worse than an dead-eyed sexy pose when it turns out you're wearing some dumb-ass soon-to-be-dated trend. 2) Look alive! If you use your sexy-serious snaps on the apps, you *may* attract a man who just expects you to be his lifeless sex doll. 

57:00 Molly (& anyone with prominent Taurus, Scorpio, or Pisces in their chart) is having a big moment astrologically!! Sara gets competitive with Bethenny's ability to ad-lib parody songs on her pod, & Molly gives Sara TikTok homework. 

1:04:00 There's some mental trash that Molly is beating herself up about... but the astrology helps us understand... 

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Greetings Trashlings & Welcome back, Molly!

00:00 After a wonderful Miami wedding weekend (and hilariously horrible stylist), Molly is back in London lookin' like Shepard’s pie!

3:30 We missed the Grammys and the Oscars but other than "the big slap" why was the next biggest headline “Haley Bieber is not pregnant” LOL she’s not pregnant, we'll know when she’s pregnant, and more importantly whoooo cares!? SEO cares, is who! Search us! Oh, and BREAKING NEWS Jennifer Anniston is also not pregnant!

5:09 Molly’s dog is horny as hell! Does anyone know how to get the dog to stop licking his own dick and humping his lamb-doll to completion? How do dogs know the bathroom is the bathroom? You’d think potty training would be easier for us, but the truth is human babies are straight-up dumb!

9:44 Tik -Talk! Molly is fascinated by Chinese a Tik-Toker & finds herself haunted by an array of Chinese beauty standard videos -- specifically the emphasis the Chinese put on a woman’s “cranial crest." Also women with high cheekbones are assumed to be murderous and God favors those with low hairy-hairlines (see Camila Cabello). What’s worse for culture? 2010’s Women’s magazines or Chinese beauty tik-tokers? Either way keep it coming, we love to feel bad!! 

24:43 The collective unconscious is hack! From jokes to wedding dresses to pop songs — no one’s original! Who invented the term “finsta”? Everyone? 

27:18 Ed Sheeran reminds us today, on the heels of winning his court case defending his “Shape of You" copyright, that there are only 12-music-notes and just a handful of pop-chords so let’s chill out on the plagiarism accusations.

30:39 Remember Bras? If so, how do you put your bra on? While Sara either goes bra-less or opts for the easy-way-on, Oprah, Molly, and Sara's mom agree -- there’s only one "right" way to put on a bra. Sara commit to challenge herself this week and put the bra on like a big girl.

39:00 Real Housewives chunk! Molly interviewed RHONY star Leah McSweeney for a cover article in Ladygunn magazine (Click to read : LEAH MCSWEENEY SPILLS THE TEA ON RHONY GOSSIP + HER NEW BOOK CHAOS THEORY by Molly Mulshine!). Sara mixes up Bethany Frankel and mortal enemy, Kelly Bensimon and the homework is to watch RHONY S3 episode entitled “scary island" to understand. While it’s always been the franchise anchor, this past RHONY season was so poorly received it didn’t even get a reunion special! Bring back bad behavior republican lifestyle television for us to oogle at and judge. 

50:30 Ok, but for real what's the scoop on the RHONY spin-off / throw back? What makes a good real housewife? What new additions do we want to see? Anna Delvey? Julia Fox? Camille Paglia? Candace Owens!? How much do we have to pay Carole Radziwill to return? Love you, CR!

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Greetings Trashlings! Happy lunar new year!

For this episode we tried something a little different. We present to you LIVE! FROM THE ARIES NEW MOONUAL: THE SPACETRASH SLAP CAST!

00 - 53:15 Molly presents a PowerPoint at last night’s virtual Aries New Moon Ritual entitled “The 6 Top Reactions to Will Smith Hitting Chris Rock.” This leads to a spirited conversation with our wonderful Zoom moon ritual commoonity.

53:15 - 1:14:40 New reactions revealed! The debate rages on despite Molly's best efforts to make this an easy-to-edit podcast.

Shout out to Razy, Alaina, Chiron, Kiera, Meybell, Sarah, Chris, Abby and everyone else who shared their takes on the Fresh Prince’s freshest moment, to date.

1:14:42 Will Smith Astrology Reading by @n.razy

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Greetings Trashlings! 

Welcome to Part 2 of the "Molly is in Miami at a Wedding" Series!

Back to discuss the new Netflix documentary "Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives" and investigate the astrology of Sarma Melngailis, Anthony Strangis aka Shane Fox aka Will the IT guy aka Michael.... 

Sara Armour is joined by Desi Handal -- word wizard, creativity coach, multi-media artist & co-host of #PsychoSunday every week on IG Live @TheMoonual. 

Desi dated a con artist. She is still paying for it, but like Sarma, she has lived to tell the story! 

00:23 Desi admits she hasn't watched the doc, so Sara shares the transcript of a scene from the doc between Sarma and her then-partner "Shane Fox" / Anthony Strangis to demonstrate the dynamic of the now-infamous Masshole couple. 

5:00 Who's is Sarma Melngailis? Where's she from, again?

5:44 Who is Desi Handal? Why was her nick-name "Desi Dukes" -- is IS what you think..... 

8:00 A message from Desi to Molly -- Praise for Molly's ability to turn a bad Miami makeup experience (a con, perhaps?) into instagram GOLD, and a gorgeous wedding look despite the salons best efforts to ruin

12:36 Sara summarizes the 4-episode series as briefly as possible. Like the Zodiac New Year, it all starts with Aries -- Alec Baldwin.... 

45:00 Desi on the art of the con, cult mentality, the price of loneliness, & the secret sauce of seduction. Is life coaching a cult? Who was Desi's con-artist boyfriend?Did he even have a Dick!?

1:01:00 Is the 'Chanel' business model a con? How conscious is the "con-artist"? You’re not stupid if you are victim of a con, you just wanted to believe your partner was a Navy SEAL...... or something.....

1:09:00 WHATS THE DEAL WITH NEAL!? Finally Desi's story about dating a con-artist!! What is the difference between the con artist and the lying loser in love? When is the time to leave? Does it ultimately come down to force by rock bottom? Rikers is having a moment! 

1:18:30 Sarma & Anthony's Astrology & Synastry explored. Could they actually be as cosmically connected as Anthony claimed? This Trash Sarma Karma is STRANGIS but the astrology can help us understand .... 

1:33: 22 Preview of the next #PsychoSunday - more Anthony & Sarma scene readings promised. The erratic #PsychoSunday schedule explained & Desi makes an insane declaration about the near future of the show. Ultimately, Desi and Sara discover in certain ways they too are con-artists.... PLUS! Desi's 5-star ASMReview is simply tantalizing!

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Comedian Chloe LaBranche joins Sara Armour to disucss this weeks measly celebrity headlines, while Molly Vacations a Miami!

1:00 Pisces Astrology Update - April 12th Jupiter / Neptune conjunction - get in the know!

5:51 Tom Hardy & Chloe Romantic Compatibility.

12:30 Surprise! There's a third Hemsworth brother!

14:00 Kardashian's week in review: Kylie's baby name is TBD, Sara & Chloe have good suggestions. Kim puts her Yeezys for sale online. Is Kim divorced or engaged or both? Kanye fired from Grammys. When did Kanye interrupt Taylor & is it ok for him to blame God?

18:00 Haley Baldwin survives a blood clot in her brain, but more importantly do we believe in The Biebers love?

20:40 NSFW Channing Tatum going full bush in Magic Mike 3. Preferences discussed.

29:40 Aries sun, aquarius moon, Amanda Bynes is released from her conservatorship and plans to pursue fashion, for some reason.

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Sara Armour & Casey Bunker discuss "THE MOST SHOCKING BACHELOR FINALE IN NATIONAL HISTORY" -- wasn't actually that shocking but they do look at the compatibility of Clayton Echard & the three finalists, find out who ultimately wins, and the next bachelorette is revealed!

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00:00:01 — Sara explains why she almost went to rehab because of something that happened in Florida.

00:14:00 — Molly says "let's get into the news" and we continue to not get into the news.

00:17:31 — Now we kind of get into the news. Did you notice how all the celebs are in hiding? It's because of how dismal the world news situation is this week.

00:35:30 — Molly and Sara organize an IRL playdate and determine that you shouldn't fly overseas with drugs even if you are a famous WNBA player. Also, we dip into some TikTok drama and AnnaLynne McCord does a 9021-oh-no-no-no-no-no.

00:54:15 — Kim Kardashian thinks we all need to work harder. No fair! Everyone got mad. She released a picture of Pete Davidson to make us feel better.

01:09:03 — Prince William said something inaccurate and insensitive about war in Europe. And then he got misquoted and looked EVEN worse. Things went fully haywire.

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Sara Armour & Casey Bunker re-hash this weeks Bachelor double-feature: Women Tell All + Fantasy Suites. In a stunning move, Clayton professes his love to ALL THREE WOMEN! He sleeps with Gabby & Rachel but Susie puts the kibosh on his sex-fest when she calls BS & sets her boundaries (... after the fact ...)

Come for the Trashelor astro-recap, stay for the lesson on de-coding your saturn return & constant references to Tristan Thompson.

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Couldn't be more excited for this weeks mega Bachelor Finale (apparently)?! SAME HERE -- catch up with Casey Bunker & Sara Armour now about last weeks hometown dates -- Serene, Rachel, Gabby, & Susie's families explored.

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The news this week is highly troubling but we recorded an episode anyway! Is that wrong? Is it wrong to do astrology during wartime? Is it wrong to objectify world leaders? Is it wrong to spend 10 minutes examining why every person alive is attracted to Volodymyr Zelenskyy right now? Is it wrong to call Jesus Christ our lord and savior (well, Molly's at least) a "soy boy"? We don't know. But in the end, these are all just words so please don't get mad at us. Make sure you follow our guest Nicole Razy: https://www.instagram.com/n.razy/ and follow @mollymulshine and @saraarmour as always!

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