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Quotes:
"I picked up a few Swedish children from IKEA and assembled them with an Allen Wrench."
"I have, in fact, removed the log from my own eye."
"I didn't bring you here to judge me. I brought you here to organize this pyramid of skulls."
"You can't just slap eyeballs on a Reese Cup and say 'look I've created life.'"
"Why did the Twinkie Guy have a rope? What was he rounding up?"
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Quotes:
"I picked up a few Swedish children from IKEA and assembled them with an Allen Wrench."
"I have, in fact, removed the log from my own eye."
"I didn't bring you here to judge me. I brought you here to organize this pyramid of skulls."
"You can't just slap eyeballs on a Reese Cup and say 'look I've created life.'"
"Why did the Twinkie Guy have a rope? What was he rounding up?"

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