Spiritual UnDirection

Backflip off of Chongolungma with us and consider the sins in your life. Rock out with Pan, but don’t let your ash be exposed at the rapture and learn how to make it past the receipt checker at the gates of heaven.

Discussion Starters: God’s love for Satan, fish inspired angels, the gatekeeper Mr. Terrific, Peter the line-leader Peter and Thaddeus the illiterate disciple, Jason Mimosa is Samson, Rosanne gets swallowed by a fish, and grinding + cremation at the Pharisee’s Corner.

Join us as we don our gluten-free spiritually-woke glasses to decipher the angelic word “Shudda Bottahonduh Buddai Bottakia.” Pray about it. Follow our advice and you are sure to get rich in 2021 and survive the apocalypse. CLEAN UP THE GRAY MESS.

Discussion Starters: Spontaneous word from God, small African country soccer teams, Furbeez confessional, bread, cryptocurrencies, celebrity Christian church, non-specific enemies and beasts, diarrhea trampolines, southeast Asian tongues of angels, smelter boom, water faeries BH squirtgun.

Merry Christmas, UnDirected amigos! Enjoy a slightly more irreverent take on the classic Christmas reflections, manger scene staples, and seasonal favorites. And yep... we sing in this one. But only for a little bit, and half-heartedly.

Discussion Starters: Manger scene faves, CHRISTmas tunes, reverse engineering divine genetics, the Magi MASH, Chingy and Jesus’ accommodations, Rudolph’s Bible cameo, Joel’s inspiration cubes, casting the nativity, and introducing two new wisemen, Ünkerdanger and Flingerdop.

Anyone in marketing and product development? This episode has some revolutionary product ideas straight out of the UnDirectors’ imaginarium. Buckle up for a biblical tour through illicit acts with sacred statues and an inordinate amount of David Hasselhoff references.

Discussion Starters: Flavored nylon bones for jaw health, CarePods™ therapy headphones, spiritual gas and window wood, Elf Cult, secret tumors, salvation by Wikipedia, Abner the time traveler, immortally forty-two, Depends at the movies.

Lots of food and urination talk in this one with Wayne as the quesadilla cheese filling and Chris as both Johnny Mac and Kris. Also, WARNING, there’s a serious 5 minute stretch where Jon only was able to sneak in a single pun. We apologize and it won’t happen again.

Discussion Starters: Bioluminescent toilet bowl. Foreknowledge at the white elephant exchange. Two sides of shame and objectification. Pastoral care corner with permissive Saint Quiche. Toilet seats or Ezekiel’s mothership. Jon’s first alien girlfriend. Bill Nye the converted evangelist.

Ever wondered what your spirit bone is connected to? Let’s hope it’s not connected to this episode where we take a wild ride on the Starbucks train with stops at special bones, animal souls, Hell poets, and communion. In the interest of everyone’s health, we refused to get off the train at the dice-determined chauvinism stop.

Discussion Starters: Nogged eggs and pralined chestnuts. Being a spirit bone-ist. Road-killed turtle souls and their shell sensations. AC/DC and Lord Byron at Hell’s gates. 1 Timothy’s Eve bashing. Transubstantiation and Jesus’ growing bread body.

This one is admittedly quiz and trivia heavy, but we still make plenty of time to discuss whether or not we should stone a modern prophet for false asteroid predictions and which ancient holy person you should pray to for help with your hemorrhoids. A serious moment or two also on how to experience the presence of God.

Discussion Starters: Is Jerry (AKA Jer Bear) Feeling God? Who are the new patron saints of quiche, broken shot glasses, and disappointed fathers? Brooklyn Dodgers rise to the world series. Pat Robertson’s impeccable prophetic record. Catholic people or Anglican institution? Are Lauren Dagle and Foreigner Christian or Secular?

In our second inaugural episode we conclusively prove that McDonald’s pyrite arches are heaven and the gift shop at the Vatican is hell. When our fit bodies jog through those pearly gates, we hope to hear the radiant sounds of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and Toby Mac collaboration of Stairway to Hotel Heaven.

Discussion Starters: Why do theocracies suck? Which to choose, science or religion? Pope-blessed rosaries at the Vatican Gift Shop. Jesus’ vegetarianism and pescatarianism? Subconscious Ouija boards? Heaven’s exit door? What band plays heaven’s gates?

Answers to important questions on issues like: Mobil Speed Pass and the Mark of the Beast, Committed Foreskins, Liberal Math, Jesus Herbert Christ, 2020 verses about poverty, 3 John Pool Boys, and Pastors working for tips.