Spiritual UnDirection

Someone actually answers questions on this one… and it’s not one of our normal hosts. Baptism, finding your life’s mission, the rapture, and the end of evangelism. We still make room for musings on mugwort market value and a tour through the verse of the day.

Discussion Starters: Cicada plagues, Chris’ blackhead Old Faithful, female Roman Catholic priests, Amish mafia, sheeeeesh, boi, and the reformation, wallet chain clown stories, psychic oil bargains, find my mission, Jesus the marine, Wayne’s profile picture, baptism from personal to public, Oikos flavor of choice, the last ethnae to hear the gospel on Mars.

Jon funnels his insecurities into judgy parental and speciesist moments, Wayne bonds with a silverback gorilla over a soda, and Chris refuses to shake his primate fixation in this episode as they travel from the deep dinosaur past to the far multilingual Star Trekkian future.

Discussion Starters: [ir]Rational fears, Jambo and Binti Jua, Jesus’ physical body in heaven, meditating soulless primates, stegoceras, Live Long and Gospel (Star Trek or Bible language), God’s insistence on other gods, Mike L’s oleander oil, resurrection or resuscitated, pets in the afterlife.

Join the Koinonia Donut Bandit, Spiritual Metamucil, and ­­­­­a non-disappointing published author for a guided tour through Rock and Roll Land, pizza miracles, the four Batmans, and armpit fungus.

Discussion Starters: Leviathan or Behemoth, Skittles and donuts, what we love about being religious, Sacred or Secular Rock Edition, Jesus’ first miracle, the differing gospel accounts, the importance of Leviticus, narcissists in church, Lil Nas X Satan Shoes.

Looking for a significant spiritual and financial investment! Well, have we got a relic for you! We recorded on 4/20 and made sure to get plenty of Yahoo! answers questions to commemorate its rapidly approaching death.

Discussion Starters: Yahoo Answers’ imminent death, Peppa Pig Qanon trigger, COVID Rapture, vaccine mark of the beast, anti-shema, Cain’s wife, Kanye Kim and us, Holy Sponge Relic, skin secretions, demon cocaine, paying for baptism.

For this episode we got approval right from the angelic second in command. Angelic CFO Tim commissioned a financial accounting of greasy sandwiches and Yeezys. Ethical dilemmas and moral insight abound as a result.

Discussion Starters: McDonald’s poisoning, being left unread, disheartening prayer studies, Preachers n Sneakers, pastor booty and expensive running shoes, inappropriate church URLs, Jon’s new take on evolution, Biblical oil spills.

Repeat after me. “Undirectors forgive us for we have sinned.” Whether you have committed moral sins, social sins, or a good old fashioned whoopsie daisy, we have just the penance for you! A lovely mélange of real answers and playful banter in this one!

Discussion Starters: Lenten check-ins, Bovine Jovi, appropriate penance, Ananias and Sapphira’s salvation status, my Achan back, militaristic Christian metaphors, Biblical quotes of Jon’s real estate agent, God listening to our podcast, Jesus gets “the talk.”

To commemorate the upcoming Saint Patrick’s Day, it appears that the Lord hath guided the rolling of the dice and the opening of the Word to a place of high impropriety in this week’s verse of the day. We tremble at the significance of this convergence.

Discussion Starters: Moral, venial and social sins, Chris’ hummus, the reason the floor is wet in the public restroom, sharing milk, contraband snakes in Ireland, Veggie Tales repentance, fasting payoff, Wayne Tyson, hunger cues, blushworthy verse of the day.

A work of fiction births some deep moments straight out of our mind wombs thanks to the collective brilliance of Chris and Kristen Prayer from the Chronically: Narnia podcast. Plenty of Narnia, C.S. Lewis fandom and theology, and some meaty side convos on alcohol and biblical nudity.

Discussion Starters: Lenten sacrifices, Ham meat candy, Noah’s water chestnuts, Wayne’s magical furniture, deep magic God, Turkish drug combos, Narnia’s Trinity, Lewis’ canon, Dawntreader ride, rock-hard hard rock secular or Christian, Korn in the shower.

Check out more from Chris and Kristen on Chronically: Narnia >> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chronically-narnia/id1480925127 

We figured out a lot of stuff in this one. How to broker peace with fringe groups, how to calculate sin maximums, how to get everything you want. You definitely owe us for this one.

Discussion Starters: Fringe group battles Qwanin v Antifuh, sin maximum, effective wish prayers, the secret to getting what you want, Ronald McDonald’s voice in my head, media conscience absorbs a past prophetic word, Emmanuel or Jesus, Mordecai and the true kings of Media.

Well, we’ve done it… we’ve successfully channeled an additional professional Christian into our podcast ether waves. Expert film analysis, legit apologetics, and good old fashioned ribbing throughout.

Discussion Starters: Heaping condemnation upon Disney’s Soul, racist Peter Pan, Hasselhoff’s name in vain, channeling an apologist, rational and subjective views of scripture, God’s preferred pronouns, anti-moped bias, best surf movie, Spiritual or Secular?

Thanks to Brett Kunkle for joining us! Check out his materials, books, and conferences at maventruth.com