Spiritual UnDirection

You know it’s our first podcast birthday because Jon’s wearing diapers, Wayne underwent a robotic/child voice change, and Chris tried something new for once.

Discussion Starters: Favorite bits, DC Talk or Eazy E, Good Pope Bad Pope, Thanks for Punderstanding, Patron saint of what, Verse of the Day.

Dear Mrs. Bennett, this one’s for you. But if you’re not Jon’s wife and the recipient of his unnecessary gushing, you’ll have plenty of content that still is applicable for you, like Steve Hitler and Frankston Churchill.

Discussion Starters: Devious Licks, morality of theft, Hitler’s descendants, male and/or female God, celestial jellyfish in your pants, good pope bad pope, Jezebel spirits and Deborah spirits, narcissism, verse of the day, 8,666 Dijorno pizzas.

Oh, you didn’t know that Jon was the sixth member of a 90’s pop band?! Maybe if you would have been on Wayne’s criminal trial, the Filipino witness would have filled you in. Or you can just listen to this episode for all the SPICY details.

Discussion Starters: Autumn vibes, jury duty, late night gluttony, freedom to teleport, bosses in heaven, why God does unnecessary things, demon telemarketer zombies, Reese’s temptation cups, the tree of knowledge of good and evil, Thanks for Punderstanding, the purpose of millennials.

Happy patriotic non-unionized Biblical Labor Day! Open ye, thine King James Bibles and watch Kiefer Sutherland’s 23 with us! Be sure to dress to the nines, or at least wear more than the Gerasene demoniac.

Discussion Starters: Biblical occupations, best Bible versions, forced Bible reading, Catholic scripture reading, church dress code, chocolate covered random stuff, astrology and zodiac signs, Spiritual Undirection airsofting club, the smell of our ghosts, self-fulfilling prophetic names.

Given enough time, we all become Wayne’s descendants. Even in Tanzania! While we wait for the world to inherit Wayne’s genes, delight yourself with film references, geneticist citations, and Buzzfeedesque quizzes.

Discussion Starters: Sandler flicks, processing school trauma, Adam and Eve’s salvation, innocence vs purity, Swamidass and 23&me, Wizards of the Catholic Church, spouses/sex in heaven, Stand fast in it.

Our first trigger warning: if you have snake, worm, or bathroom related phobias, you may need to skip the opening and concluding bits. But don’t skip too far ahead and miss the speaking in tongues story!

Discussion Starters: Simple pleasures, reverse popcorn hoodie, talking with and in tongues, single Christian women and ratios, good and bad altar calls, Lutheran demon issues, wisdom vs rulers, Noah’s tapeworms.

Someone, call the doctor! We’ve been struck by Olympic fever and it’s sweeping the internet! Namaste to you and your 3v3 basketball bible study squad. And for the record... Wayne said "Should"... but we beeped it for funzies.

Discussion Starters: Wayne’s use of should, handball bikinis, bear feet, God’s non-comp deal with Nike, Thanks for Punderstanding 2 the sequel, red and sweaty from Bible Study, holy and pagan yoga, stealing pagan practices.

Bust out your Florence + The Machine vinyls and your flea collars for these doggie days of summer. The only way to avoid the bad luck associated with this astrological sign is to cleanse your soul with a holy Gary Busey endorsed relic.

Discussion Starters: Rat infestations, witnessing signs in Las Vegas, Karma XP, Chris’ old business idea, having God’s power for a day, culinary heaven and hell, twinkie pairings, why people care about relics, Satan the murderer, best fruit to eat your fill of.

It’s our 21st episode birthday ya’ll! Jon goes all out for this celebration and gives us glimpses into his life of urine defiance at swimming pools, hand gestures at sports games, and brings a skunk as a special guest. Chris brings a new game and Wayne takes one step closer to a Stargate restraining order.

Discussion Starters: Mortal and venial sin, curse words, leaving early from ballgames, Jon’s hand gestures, pirated videos, no means no skunk, peeing in pools, unfulfilled Jesus prophecies, the silence of God, Thanks for Punderstanding, Jesus’ skin color.

Take two capsules of Divine gut biota probiotics and quickly grab the nearest ark to store the ensuing flatulence. Be sure to chase those pills with some guilt prayers and affix Elijah’s astronaut helmet.

Discussion Starters: Summer heat oppression and plans, religions and birth control, Solomon’s parenting skills, CBN roleplay, America’s Next Top Christian Model, death upon seeing God, ark of the covenant, God’s location, hijabs in church, a prophecy for Stargate fans.