We fired Jon for 20 minutes to let special guest, Professor R pop in to drop some REAL legit knowledge on us. Smear ash on your forehead and suit up to speak in tongues on this undirected ride.

Discussion Starters: Lent plans, Mormons chat with a Priest, Middle East Politics, Islam and Christianity on the Double Dare leaderboard, European opinions on Americans, speaking in tongues.

Look out Cupid! You’re in Wayne’s boycott crosshairs, so start shaking in your… well… you don’t wear boots, do you? Incarnational theology and bad dating advice are a sure cocktail to bring Saint Valentine’s love empire down.

Discussion Starters: Good questions for your first date, midwestern Christian bases, [love]sick Jesus, fully human God gets Covid, the Christian Bachelor at Chick-Fil-A, New Testament without Paul, floral verse of the day, free will in heaven, nuggets of romantic wisdom.

Bubbles were meant to pop, whether they be physical glycerol powered bubbles, or metaphysical crypto bubbles. Let Pharoah’s snake charmers put a technomantic spell on you as you listen to our musings.

Discussion Starters: Everlasting bubbles, heaven and Florida, forbidden words, trailer park cosmology, can demons make life, Pharoah’s snake charmers, earthbound spirits, Biblical Apocryphal or Chris, Jesus forgiving himself.

Name and claim that New Year’s momentum with our mantra: one more block! We are totally on top of our resolutions if our resolution was to get back to our core competencies… answering questions in a misguided way.

Discussion Starters: The secret to finding money in the walls, the snake chose eve, hearing decline, how to start reading the Bible, thanks for Punderstanding, Jesus is an extra-dimensional alien, a phallic resolution, coke advice, should I have called the cops, criticize a pastor, fights in Waffle House.

The most uncomfortable feast day kicks off 2022, the year of Quetzalcoatl’s belated return. And you can count on the accuracy of our predictions based on our 2021 track record with crypto currency, and furbeez, impeachments and whatnot. Send your money in to save victims of the great Ohio quake and buy CHUX/FNF!

Discussion Starters: Feast of the holy circumcision, Amanda Peach Falafel Quik in the rearview, prophetic boasts from 2021, crypto, gray messes, key board member Sarah’s toning the room with those high biscuits, The Coming of the Mega Quake, Wayne’s Mayan knowledge, Abba Zabba in Chris’ nose, O’Charley’s magic, and an actually relevant verse of the day.

A madlibbingly merry Christmas to all! Soak in all of this pre-Christmas cheer and wisdom to make your celebration of the Christ child the most beautifully undirected experience. 

Christmas season celebrates both the incarnation and NOW the redemption for turkey bacon. Coat your mushrooms in this greasy episode and hop on the magic school bus with cancer-fighting-waterbears and nanobots.

Discussion Starters: Understanding Bobtails, turkey eschatology, speaking Turkish, surgery ethics, grownup Christmas wishlists, non-believers celebrating Christmas, MLA essays, war on Christmas, cannibal seasonings, meaning of mass, Coptic relic stocking stuffer.

This advent we produce and tackle a lot of challenging ideas within the first 8 minutes Billy Ray Syphilis, Alexa Dystopian Hellscapes, and Kool-Aid Man Anime. Try your best not to get honkified by the Devil as you hone your proper yodel technique.

Discussion Starters: Lightning deals on Black Friday, artificial intelligence, God and country music, genres of music in the Bible, non-Christians wearing crosses, Groff in the Matrix, piercings in undisclosed locations, One Star Reviews from Amazon, anger at sinners, verse of the day, no thrusting jokes.

Welcome to your Midwestern Thanksgiving pregame where our dogs kill chickens, we like our green beans mushy, and we smother everything with mayo. Also, Chris makes himself cry with laughter for 5 minutes.

Discussion Starters: Inflections of green bean casserole, hidden chicken carcasses, parenting children who doubt, two lost sons, parenting tv principals, Biblical-Apocryphal-Chris, a cure for death, help with dream demons, preaching the true word.

The Spooktacular Cake-pop Express departs from the station now! Fold yourself up in a naked chicken taco and help us decipher denominational differences via tacos and desserts, with a special side of salacious scripture reading.

Discussion Starters: Early spooky memories, Christian horror movies, differences between protestants and Catholics, tacos and cakes, dyslexics and heaven, Hebrew metal, a serious Tool adventure, seeing angels in the modern world, Bible verses with inappropriate tree metaphors.