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Our Exocolonists track down some equipment that has gone missing from expeditions and discover a secret…

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Our Exocolonists go over their bleptea thesis project and how things are going to work in the future, that the teens will need to act more responsibly. Then Trig gets an idea to make hallucinogens… Responsibility!

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Our Exocolonists celebrate Vertumnalia with their bleptea stand! Trig enters a science experiment against kids 5 years her juniors. Digi tries convincing the adults that the teen’s secret project was totally worth breaking the rules for and breaking the trust makes them so trustworthy!

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Our Exocolonists learn how to take care of Bristleslugs and how to play the Card Game. They also get their totally not moonshine equipment for the bleptea…

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Our Exocolonists deal with a traumatic event and also with the fallout of their off the book expedition work. A plan to brew a brew is brewing…

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Our Exocolonists decide to brew some blepgrass tea. It gives you energy and is only slightly psychedelic. If only there was a better way to grow it…

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Our Exocolonists decide to stalk Sol and realise how busy she is all day every day. Something is up with that kid, and it can’t just be the blepgrass tea…

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Our Exocolonists go on more expeditions to gather samples and capture some animals. They also discover a forbidden pond…

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Our Exocolonists hatch a plan with the help of a very resourceful 10 year old to hack some satellites. What could go wrong?

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Our Exocolonists land on planet Vertumna and establish themselves. They go on their first expedition and find something crazy! Who knows what the planet could be hiding!