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Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs get a new quest from Luna - to find Dr Fun D. Mental’s rogue domain guardian, an animatronic knight endoskeleton. They go looking for it in the orange grove that’s just infested with zombies. Will the new threat be able to handle our murderhobos, or will Devon have to crank the numbers up?

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Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs crash a party at Castle Ravenloft, a goth club voted Most Likely To Be Ran By Vampires five years in a row by the readers of the Helios Herald. Will they be in danger, or will they dominate the local vampires like the demigod murder machines they are?

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Welcome to our new game of Exalted Demake (vs World of Darkness)! We are game testing the new iteration of the Demake system with focus on combat. So expect a lot of people getting hurt!

The setting is Helios, Florida in the year 2020. The city’s occult matrix has been on the fritz, and the combined plague and heatwave make people’s lives unbearable. Worst yet, the neon-light soaked city has been cursed after the murder of Abel. And to top it all off, Exalted have returned…

Pitch document for this game - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yoiRb5x1PrTjwzz1h3NpVUnspTe0Uu5sHfTD_-214NA/edit?usp=sharing

Our cast for this series includes:

- Devon as the facilitator

- Gerald as Salah al Rashid-Jackson, a Dawn Caste Solar

- Stephanie as The Hare who Eats the Wolf (aka Zero), a Day Caste Abyssal

- Falco as Noah Etellion, a Twilight Caste Solar

- Arbane as Captain Craig Donovan, a Zenith Caste Solar

- Panda as Neil Bhediya, a Dawn Caste Solar

- Adam as Nothing Else Matters, a Dusk Caste Abyssal

- Nicole as Fossil, a Full Moon Lunar

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Our A-team rebels listen to the voice in their heads and storm Lord Ruler’s palace. They confront Vin and her steward in exploring the estate and explore a secret chamber filled with strange and powerful things. How will their story end? Who will succumb to the ultimate power and who will make a sacrifice?

(The Knitting Club’s conclusion episodes may or may not follow after this one, depending on how well we organise everything)

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Our A-team rebels put their secret plans for their stolen minting dies into motion. Everything descends into chaos. Rumours of Kalsier being back and having discovered a new metal that can kill Lord Ruler circulate. The group decides to take some drugs, I mean metals, in hopes of finding out the secret to ultimate power…

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Our Knitting Club once again goes to a party, this time hosted by house Erbane that went all out this time! Mildred tries to set lady Erikell up for future embarrassment. Windslorp plays with a big dog and in confronting Villette some secrets start getting revealed! The Knitting Club uncovers the reason for the party’s opulence and later has a heart to heart about why Windslorp has been acting so strange for an 8-year-old orphan…

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Our A-team rebels execute their heist against House Erbane to steal their dies. Will everything go smoothly, or will anyone be able to stand up to our Pewtered-up juggernauts?

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Sorry listeners, our recording got messed up. Our GM cuts out soon, Katelyn follows soon after, and only M is left to interject into the silence. So it’s another Garfield Minus Garfield episode, except we have Odie to narrate…

So anyway, our Knitting Club witnesses Calcier’s duel with the Lord Ruler! Then despite the curfew being announced, you can’t stop the noble parties, that would just be rude. So our rebels go for a tea party and playdate at house Erikell. Windslorp plays duelling canes with little Ladrian, while Mildred gossips with the lady of the house.

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Our A-team rebels witness some more public executions by Lord Ruler and finally, the ultimate showdown between Kalsier and the Lord Ruler himself! Then after a drunken bender our rebels start planning for their next big score…

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Our Knitting Club decodes a secret message and undertakes a frame job to capitalise on the secret intel they have uncovered. Will they manage to pull off the reverse heist? Let’s find out!