Sponsored by Delusion card, no more dreams…

Our Exocolonists stage an intervention. Digi gives Sol and Tammy therapy. Ren meets someone she hasn’t seen in her life, or has she? Sol shows off her knowledge of alien technology. Everything is totally normal guys, don’t worry about it!

Sponsored by monkey bars, fun to swing on, fun to be impaled by…

Our Exocolonists have a close combat training. Then Ren decides to turn an accident into a learning opportunity to traumatise the young kids further…

Sponsored by photophonor, a small price to pay to get someone roped into a romcom…

Our Exocolonists eat a worm, get in trouble for sneaking out, and scheme to have a nice family dinner together that totally doesn’t end up being a setup for our local tsundere…

Sponsored by Viet Cong booby traps, look up the diagrams…

Our Exocolonists run for their lives as they are being stalked by a manticore with sapient level intelligence and malevolence. Ren wishes she was gun certified…

Sponsored by geothermal power, it can explode if you overpressurise the model…

Our Exocolonists celebrate Vertumnalia with their geothermal power experiment! Trig enters a science experiment against kids 5 years her juniors. Digi has a bad dream and decides to look for trouble on an expedition. He finds it…

Sponsored by that one art where Utopia is a blonde, think about the lore implications!

Our Exocolonists realise enjoying hot springs that are mildly acidic for too long have consequences. Ren decides to traumatise a bunch of children with OSHA industrial accident videos…

Sponsored by Gattaca, the only way to win against an augment is not to save any energy to go back…

CW: Suicidal ideation

Our Exocolonists have some deep philosophical discussion with Sol after her second coma of the year. Trig presents her finding about the metal dust sprites. Digi enjoys a hot spring. Ren goes for a walk she doesn’t expect to walk back from…

Sponsored by Bugsnax, such a cute game, don’t look too deep!

Our Exocolonists deal with the top of the allergy season. Digi picks a new career path. Trig solves a mystery years before Sol would with the power of being an older teenager.

Sponsored by cotton candy makers, turns out you can just buy one as an adult and nobody can stop you!

Our Exocolonists try solving all of life’s problems with sportsball, and it goes great. Trig helps to improve a cotton candy maker for Auntie Seedent, and since cotton candy is mentioned, it’s time for a small child to get fried as is tradition…

Sponsored by 3D printing, so much better after the patents expired!

Our Exocolonists deal with early onset allergies. Digi gets inspired to rework how colony walls are printed. Then an expedition goes south really fast and kids get to see a dead body...