* Podcast procrastination champion finally hits record

* Instagram poll gets totally ignored

* Squawk Box wins by executive crow decision

* Triple pun mastery: mic + Crow + general squawking

* Anti-zen yoga podcast vibes incoming

* Philosophy nerd meets comedy club energy

* 17 years of teaching, 27 years of practice (ouch that’s long)

* Arjuna finally gets off the couch

* Ancient wisdom meets rubber islands

* Social media can't contain all this squawking

* Philosophy or bust, baby

* Shaking up the yoga world one squawk at a time