The boys drunkenly cyberhack their way through a buffet of 2005 editing trends to save a woman from being fed to death. Also featuring kangaroo cops, horseplay.com, and nude butlers.

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The boys venture down to Mexico, don their luchador masks, and fight off old timey evil! They're joined by Dan from The Best Best Friends Podcast In The World to discuss weird wrestling move names, dad bods, backyard wrestling, luchador mythology, amazing fashion choices, and sexy wolfmen. 

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The boys are getting ready for the lantern festival and kung fu fighting to determine who is the most popular guy in town! Featuring discussions about our sadness, eating human flesh, making lanterns out of human skin, and chicken nuggets.

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Join Greg and Dan as they revert to cavemen plugots and fight the frau in a nuclear wasteland filled with toys and seeders who are waiting for their messianic president to come and bring the new times. Confused? Same! Also featuring Captain Crunch's Oops All Berries, men doin' men, bed force one, and Ikea's mastery of laser assault weapon manuals.

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The boys are back from the war and they're fighting a hippie blood cult led by Sam Raimi in some backwoods town. Featuring a reinvention of Santa and Christmas for a more modern age, a new definition for "Miss-Piggybacking," jorts and jarts, and a discussion about moist cookies that leads them to finally learn where babies come from.  

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Join the boys this week as they discuss a film from the director of Mandy’s dad where Robocop fights a big rat. They reimagine the band Kiss for an edgy, modern audience, discuss why there aren’t toys in cereal boxes anymore, and get into the joys of 80s office robots.

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The boys go to women's prison and try to avoid stabbings, yard fights, and coke-dealing love triangles to get to the showers and that sweet, sweet office jacuzzi. Also featuring Greg's therapy minutes, the power of panther taxidermies, and Eric's reminder never to go to concerts.

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The boys take on a killer government-created monster with the help of their mom and a genius dog! We talk a lot about our love for Michael Ironside, question why dogs from the 80s can eat chocolate, and discuss the ethereal existence of Bigfoot. 

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The boys head to Yugoslavia to witness an ancient pagan ceremony, but instead they're met with a satanic cult, christian symbolisms, virgins, and a wild choo-choo train ride from hell!

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Join the boys and guest Pat to travel south for spring break only to meet the long, hairy arm of the law. High school theater prisons, adorable Scotts, police trophies, and underaged waitresses all somehow add up to movie that caught us off guard.

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