Stabby Stabby

This is the first in a running series we're calling Fresh Cuts. They're short bonus episodes in which we discuss new releases we're excited about for one reason or another.  On this episode, we discuss James Wan's newest horror entry served fresh from the maul of HBO GO: Malignant.

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The boys take up worm farming and get mixed up with some trippy girls in the desert. Are they a witch coven? Are they just hippies? We still don't know even after watching the movie!

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The boys join together to fight a cult that is keeping their girlfriend in a dream world! And also the young kid that comes to town to help us really REALLY looks like us, but there's definitely not a chance he's our son. Right?! Anyway, we need you to grow a big beautiful mustache, pop on your fightin' sweatpants, and grab that holy sword, because we have satanist ninjas and a giant demon puppet to beat! 

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The boys peep in on a traumatized clown stalking the daughter of the area banker who's childhood friend definitely isn't into creepy sex stuff.

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The boys travel to the sewers to hunt a mutated monster, follow a balding Robert Forster, watch Henry Silva fail as a big game hunter, and compare the whole movie to Jaws many, many times.

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The boys head into the far off future of 2010 and venture into a post-nuke world full of cannibals and disco mutants! They're joined by Jesse from the Apple to Oranges podcast as they swing dance down the streets, search for a couple of special keys, and fend off all the sewer rat-dogs along the way! 

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The boys try their hardest to convince you to watch this hard-R-rated Hitchcockian Nancy Drew home invasion stab-em-up featuring 17 year old best friends with their whole lives ahead of them, 3 day bike chases, and enough window sex-peeping to make a tomato blush.

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The boys root for the demon in this classic Carrie-meets-Exorcist tale of an aloof husband seeking help from a psychiatrist to try to cure his beautiful wife who’s channeling a demon cursed to follow the women in her bloodline for generations. Will she be saved before she kills everyone in her life? Exactly how does a demon split someone open? Will you leave us all five stars? Let’s find out!

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Greg, Eric and Dan are joined by their buddy Jim to watch the Christ-like resurrection of Jason and the inevitable slaughter of innocent paintballers, camp counselors, and police. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to give us recommendations and learn what we're watching next!

Movie: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Year: 1986

Rated: R

Released: 01 Aug 1986

Runtime: 86 min

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Director: Tom McLoughlin

Writer: Tom McLoughlin

Actors: Thom Mathews, Jennifer Cooke, David Kagen, Kerry Noonan ,

Plot: Tommy Jarvis returns to the graveyard to make sure Jason Voorhees is dead and accidentally brings him back to life. Now it's up to Tommy to stop Jason's mindless killing and put him back where he belongs.

Language: English

Country: USA

Awards: 2 nominations

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The movie men muse over masticating man meat made to manifest a malicious, mulish matriarch mulling mastery over mankind. Ladies die. Vegetarians die. Vomit flies.

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Movie: Blood Diner

Year: 1987

Rated: Unrated

Released: 10 Jul 1987

Runtime: 88 min

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Director: Jackie Kong

Writer: Michael Sonye

Actors: Rick Burks, Carl Crew, Roger Dauer

Plot: Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a “blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the “player” detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.

Language: English

Country: United States

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