In honor of Women’s History Month (and mostly as a happy coincidence), the gang give their takes on Czechia’s paean to Slavic sisterhood, as well as the entries from Estonia and Latvia (only one of which features a woman, sadly). Also, Alix hear’s Denmark’s entry for the first time and chaos ensues. Songs featured: Vesna … Continue reading Sisters and Misters →

Join Max, Alix, and Bart as they give their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Ireland, Slovenia, Norway, and Spain! Whose boy band shtick do we like better? Is Norway as camp as usual? Was Chanel an anomaly or the start of a great run for Spain? Listen in and find out! Songs … Continue reading My Pronouns are She / Queen of the Kings →

Welcome to season SIX (!!!) of Star Spangled Eurovision! We’re starting off the season by giving our hot takes on the songs from Ukraine, Albania, and Belgium. Will Ukraine live up to its high Eurovision standards despite a war going on? Did Albania submit a real song this time? And what do we think of … Continue reading Is it a Song This Time? →

We’re back from Turin and we have lots of thoughts and fond memories of Eurovision 2022! Listen in and hear what we thought of this year’s contest, from our favorite moments to some things that didn’t go the way we thought they would. Big thank you to anyone who listened to our show this year! … Continue reading The Italian Job: A Eurovision 2022 Debrief →

We made it to Eurovision week! Who will qualify for the Grand Final, and who’s going to win the whole thing? More importantly, who won our Star Spangled Jury?!?! Join us as we make some probably incorrect predictions about this year’s contest! If you’re in Turin this week, see you there!

We’re finally at our last batch of songs for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest! Join the gang as they give their takes on the entries from Portugal, Azerbaijan, Austria,  and Armenia. Is Pia Maria real? We may or may not have the answer. Songs featured: Maro (Portugal) – “Saudade, Saudade” Nadir Rustamli (Azerbaijan) – “Fade … Continue reading A Bot Wrote This Episode →

Pick your fighter for the ultimate Sad Girl Showdown! Who will come out on top? Tune in this week as the gang give their hot takes on the Eurovision entries from Belgium, Greece, Sweden, and Iceland and find out which acts are doing their best to drive a wedge between the three of us. Songs … Continue reading Mortal Sad Girl Kombat →

This week, join the gang as they give their takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Switzerland, Georgia, Cyprus, and the UK! Do boys really cry? Which song actually takes us up to space? Tune in to find out! Songs featured: Marius Bear (Switzerland) – “Boys Do Cry“ Circus Mircus (Georgia) – “Lock Me In“ … Continue reading Space Men Do Cry →

This week, the gang is relieved that they finally get some up-tempo songs! Join us as we give our hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Denmark, Romania, France, and Serbia. Songs featured: Reddi (Denmark) – “The Show“ WRS (Romania) – “Llámame“ Alvan & Ahez – “Fulenn“ Konstrakta (Serbia) – “In Corpore Sano“ Don’t … Continue reading Dancing with the Devil (in Turin) →

This week, the gang take on the Eurovision entries from Finland, the Netherlands, Montenegro, and Germany! Which sad-ass song do we love/hate most this week? Tune in and find out! Songs featured: The Rasmus (Finland) – “Jezebel“ S10 (The Netherlands) – “De Diepte“ Vladana (Montenegro) – “Breathe“ Malik Harris (Germany) – “Rockstars“ It’s time once … Continue reading Can you Jezebelieve This Sh*t? →