Star Spangled Eurovision

This week, the gang take on the Eurovision entries from Finland, the Netherlands, Montenegro, and Germany! Which sad-ass song do we love/hate most this week? Tune in and find out! Songs featured: The Rasmus (Finland) – “Jezebel“ S10 (The Netherlands) – “De Diepte“ Vladana (Montenegro) – “Breathe“ Malik Harris (Germany) – “Rockstars“ It’s time once … Continue reading Can you Jezebelieve This Sh*t? →

This week the gang give their hottest takes on the acts from perennial podcast favorites Malta, San Marino, Ukraine, and (at least for Bart) Australia! Will they still make our top 10s this year? Tune in to find out! Songs featured: Emma Muscat (Malta) – “I Am What I Am“ Achille Lauro (San Marino) – … Continue reading Sexy Allies →

After years of waiting, America gets its own version of Eurovision! In this special bonus episode, the gang reviews the first heat of the American Song Contest. Take a listen and find out what American Eurovision fans think of our country’s own take on the contest.

Join the gang this week as they give their hottest takes on the Eurovision 2022 entries from Norway, Croatia, Slovenia, and Poland! Which song is Bart shockingly obsessed with that Max vehemently dislikes, and which entry had Alix in hysterics? Tune in to find out! Songs featured: Subwoolfer (Norway) – “Give That Wolf a Banana“ … Continue reading Give That Wolf the Last Pizza Slice →

Join the gang this week as they give their hot takes on the entries from Israel, Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia. You’ll never guess which song we like best! Songs featured: Michael Ben David (Israel) – “I.M“ Stefan (Estonia) – “Hope“ Monika Liu (Lithuania) – “Sentimentai“ Citi Zēni (Latvia) – “Eat Your Salad“ Note: Apologies for … Continue reading Anti-P*ssy Technology →

This week, Alix, Max, and Bart give their takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Moldova, North Macedonia, Ireland, and Italy. Tune in to find out which country qualifies as this year’s Hot Mess Express (is it the one about the train?), and which country Alix is probably banned from now. Songs featured: Zdob și … Continue reading The Hot Mess Express (Chisinau – Bucharest) →

We’re back for (can you believe it??) Season 5! In the first episode of the 2022 Eurovision season, Alix, Max, and Bart give their takes on the first four songs selected to compete in this year in Turin from Bulgaria, Czechia, Albania, and Spain. Listen to hear our hot takes and find out which act … Continue reading Intelligent Podcast Project →

We have a winner! Join Alix, Max, and Bart as they react to the Eurovision 2021 Grand Final and semifinals and share their thoughts on this year’s winner and what to expect next year. Thanks to everyone for tuning in this season! We’ll see you next year 🙂

Join Alix, Max, and Bart as they give their predictions for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest! Who will make it out of the semi-finals? Who will take home the crystal microphone? Who were our biggest surprises and biggest disappointments this season? And, most importantly, who won our Star Spangled Jury?! Listen in and find out! … Continue reading Eurovision 2021: A Star Spangled Preview →

As we head into rehersal week for this year’s Eurovision, join Alix, Max, and Bart as they give their takes on the last batch of entries from Azerbaijan, Georgia, and Malta (and a review of Israel’s revamp)! You also get a preview of our predictions for this year, but tune in next week for our … Continue reading Excuse Our French →