Star Wars Minute

The teedo YELLS at BB-8, who BEEPS madly, struggling to free himself.

Guest Commentators: Matt Christman and Virgil Texas from Chapo Trap House

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Rey sits, eats like a starving child. Every last drop. Licks the metal plate.

Guest Commentator: Stuart Wellington

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Rey looks up to a SERVICE WINDOW: two feet above her, behind a protective screen, is her boss, UNKAR PLUTT (50, blobfish, unclean).

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Rey's speeder PASSES us, heading for a dusty, desert town.

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The Scavenger arrives from the darkness and pulls off goggles and gear, revealing the grimy face of a beautiful, young WOMAN.

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A metal sheet is pulled open to reveal the wrapped up face of A SCAVENGER, perhaps alien, in GOGGLES, FACE MASK and GLOVES.

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Poe, shackled, is ushered from the transport through the hangar. He is awed by the imposing space.

Guest Commentator: Craven Moorhaus of Auralnauts

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Kylo Ren regards the Stormtroopers with the rounded up villagers, then turns to the chrome-skinned, female black-caped head Stormtrooper, CAPTAIN PHASMA.

Guest Commentator: Craven Moorhaus of Auralnauts

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Kylo Ren raises his hand -- Poe's blast freezes -- THE BOLT OF ENERGY STRAINING AND VIBRATING IN MID AIR!

Guest Commentators: Craven Moorhaus and Zak Koonce of Auralnauts

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The shuttle craft door OPENS -- through the wind and smoke, KYLO REN exits the ship

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