Stardate: Supplemental

The Children of Tama can only talk in memes, really dank obscure memes, at that. Which makes the Universe a very lonely place. The boredom of never being able to talk to anyone other than his own crew makes Dathon, captain of the Tama, so wound up that the only way to get relief is to beam down with JLP, a pair of daggers, and hope for the best. But does old man Picard know enough about memes to make this work? Also, Conrad's a dad?! It's time for another wild pod!

Riker & Geordi get to reform the dream team of LaRiker when it's time to form a Tachyon Detection Grid to find hidden Romulan ships, taking over the USS Excalibur. While they're having a fun time, Data gets saddled with a way less good time on the falling apart USS Sutherland, complete with first officer Christopher "The Nob" Hobson. Will Data survive Hobson's intransience? Will Kyle live up to Riker's birthday advice? Will Conrad learn how to pretend to be a trombone? Tune in and find out!

When you're in the Klingon Civil War, there's not a better ship in Gowron's fleet to serve on than the IKS Hegh'ta, where none other than the two hottest singles in the Empire, the Sons of Mogh, serve. Can weapons officer Worf stand serving under his little brother Captain Kurn? Is beard-chewing a form of Klingon foreplay? Will the Brothers Weems agree upon the fair market value of remote office workers in a world without offices? Tune in and find out!

Season 4 of TNG is behind us, and to light it on fire in a boat on its way to Sto-vo-kor, the Brothers Weems drag producer Kevin onto the show for a look back at the ships of the season, Ferengi nepotism, the nightmare that is Starfleet Academy entrance exams, and whatever else comes to their minds. What's their favorite ship of the season? What shuttlecraft did we lose? Did Picard grow up to become the same crazy-pants admiral we see as guests in the TNG days? Get some popcorn and strap-in for this mega-sized season finale!

When you're Gowron, Chancellor of the Klingon Empire, you can't just fly around in any old junky bird-of-prey. No, you need the new hotness that is a Vor'cha-class cruiser like the IKS Bortas. Which, despite its new hotness, seems to be all steel and cement inside with no windows. Is that a good thing? Well, it does help when Duras loyalists are pounding you! Will Gowron survive the Klingon Civil War? Will Kyle survive Deathtrap? What does "Pistachio Nine Blue" even mean? Tune in to answer at least one of those questions!

24th century Romulans have exactly one look: pageboy haircuts, bondage leather straps, and square-as-heck 90's power shoulders. All of which Sela, the commander of the warbird Gorakus, rocks with one unusual feature: blonde hair. The half-human daughter of an alternate reality's Tasha Yar (just go with it), Sela's blonde locks aren't stopping her ambition to destroy the Federation. Will she outwit Picard? Will Dwight the Murder Deer kill Kyle in his sleep? What sport is multi-story? Tune in to find out!

The only thing worse for a new officer in Starfleet than being assigned to an Oberth-class starship is being assigned to an Oberth-class starship that's being used as a retired admiral's bus. Worse yet, for the crew of the USS Cochrane, that admiral is Norah Satie, who's trying to bring the Inquisition back in style. Will former ensign-turned acting captain Aguilar keep the remnants of his crew alive after her draconian trials? What happened when J'Dan met J'Sally? Will Lt. Kurland get his friendship braclet back from J'dan? Only one way to find out!

The USS Brattain is, like all Miranda-class starships in the 24th, a pretty grim place to be assigned. How grim? Well, for one, the folks at space dock didn't even put spell the name on the hull right. Also there's used mall doors as substitute walls on the bridge? The only mercy is their inevitable death when a region of space time causes them to never dream again. Oh wait... did we say mercy? Let this be a lesson, never serve on Mirandas. All this, and Conrad laughs for like two minutes straight like Data from that Q episode.

Haven might be the poor man's Risa, but it's still a great place to take a vacation. Which is a real problem when the would-be tourists from Tarellia show up with their horrible plague. Sure, they're sick, and will kill everyone if they beam down, but they're sexy sick, and are strutting around with the featheriest hair any hair metal band has ever prayed for. Will Troi get hooked up with Wyatt? Will Riker survive being called Bill? Will the Weems Brothers survive Covid? Tune in to find out!

When Riker tries to study some seriously weird-handed aliens with a sub-par disguise, it only takes one riot for him to land in the emergency room of the Sikla Medical Center. Unfortunately for him, the main treatment they're offering is rabid xenophobia and doctor-administered kicks to the ribs. How are these doctors able to keep their licenses? Is there anything Bebe Neuwirth can't do? What monsters put carpet in a trauma center's hallways? All this and more as the Brothers try to keep sane in the apocalypse.