Stardate: Supplemental

The USS Ahwahnee and USS Endeavor had one thing in common: a dance card with the Borg at Wolf 359. In the fourth and final part of our look at this epic (and totally one-sided) battle, the Brothers Weems look at these two ships, debate their role in the battle, and tell you which one had the distinction of being the sole survivor. Also, would Klingons swipe right to fight? What's up with Vulcan bathrobes and hookahs? Can the USS Hood survive an encounter with the Borg? What would DeSotus of Borg do? Tune in to find out!

The USS Bonestell does well the only thing Oberth-class starships are meant to do: mildly risky science. Anything more and it's a warp core breech if you're lucky. The Bonestell wasn't, and drew the short straw to become the token Oberth-class to be blown to smithereens at the Battle of Wolf 359. Could Volkov do better if it had been her in the Tsiolkovsky? How was Kyle's trip to Europe? How nightmarish are captain conference calls when fleets meet up? Get to the escape pods, it's another Wolf 359 episode!

Starfleet puts out the all-call for every ship possible to fight the Borg at Wolf 359. Unfortunately for the personnel at Starbase 74, that includes their on-call, practically mothballed starship the USS Melbourne. And to make things worse, Riker turned down the captain's chair. But station commander Orfil Quinteros, AKA Evil Picard, thinks this might be his chance to make a power grab and take out the real Picard. Can Dane 'Double Horgon' McMurphy get her running in time while double-fisting whiskies at 'The Warp Core'? Will Dr. Epstein's Doom Shield work? Exactly how many pieces will the Melbourne be blown into? Tune in to find out!

Nothing ruins a party like a Borg cube. And unlike those losers in J-25, the Borg cube hitting the Federation is ready to crash into things in style. Locutus of Borg seems a bit insecure, with that 3d printed eight-pack and all. But 7 of 16's power stance might be enough to make up for it. Can Lt. Mackelroy survive Worf's team-building exercise? Will Longo's Parrises Square team take down the cube? Is it Sotus of Borg? Or Bobus of Borg? Randomize those phaser frequencies, it's the first part of a month of Wolf 359!

The Zalkonians are the kind of verge-of-trancendence people that love choking people with their warship choke beams. And nobody loves the choke beam more than Commander Sunad. What exactly are they transcending into, anyway? The largest buttcheeks in the galaxy? Do Klingon accountants have to battle Imperial Revenue Agents to file a tax return? Are transporters carcinogenic? Can Ensign Tom hit a barn if he fires all the torpedoes? It's another pod where almost none of those questions are answered!

DaiMon Tog of the Ferengi ship Krayton has the hots for Ambassador Troi, the most available telepathic bachelorette in the Federation. And his BFF, Dr. Farek, thinks the only way to help him is to cut open her head and put probes in her brain. Isn't love strange? Do Vulcans have energy drinks? Does Infinite Diversity in Infinite Caffiene outsell Ultimate Logic? What's the Extreme Holodeck League like? Will Lt. Longo and the USS Hood's night shift save the day? Will Daniels ever get those nacho stains out? Tune in to this week's pod to find out!

Kivas Fajo is the 24th century's evilest prancing billionaire, and the Jovis is his spaceship home slash art gallery of choice. Is he jacking Data from the Enterprise, or is the inner comic book geek in him lusting after possessing the one and only time-displaced actor turned Starfleet officer, Viggo Mortensen? Who wouldn't want to LARP Middle Earth with him in the holodeck? Is Bobby DeSoto Needs A Friend the best radio letter? What is an 'accidental Sean Connery'? Who stole Conrad's foil Charizard as a kid? Pod up, it's another radio letter from the Brothers Weems!

Gomtuu, the living ship, is so lonely it could literally die. Tam Elbrun, the most annoying Betazoid in the galaxy with possibly the worst pants ever, wants to be BFFs, though. What's a giant space-dwelling sunflower seed to do? Where do you talk dogs for walksies on starships? Do Klingons like RPGs, or love RPGs? Does the USS Hood's night crew got the right stuff? It's time for a pod with at least twice as much Crewman Daniels than normal!

We're breaking our own rules when the USS Enterprise-C pops out of a time rift to show off some classy movie-style uniforms and perhaps the handsomest pilot in Starfleet. They just escaped near destruction, but bad luck for them, they have to go back! The USS Hood faces its questionable namesake under the command of Captain Dodge, cat-people get some big britches, and Longo's wearing a war skant! Also, what kind of podcasts - err - "radio letters" do Vulcans produce? It's a timeline-breaking pod this week with the Brothers Weems!

Doctor Nel Apgar has two problems: hiding the fact that he's secretly working for the Romulans, and his totally not-cool jealousy issues regarding his wife. How is going to solve them both? The classic evil scientist way, with attempted murder! Too bad for him he screws up so bad he blows himself up, and too bad for us but we had to watch one of the worst episodes in TNG history! Is Viggo an out of control flirt? Do Klingons have problems getting apartments if they own a targ? What sauce do you put on your cone of street gagh? Set phasers on lavender, it's a space law episode!