Stardate: Supplemental

When Roga Danar gets tired of eating raw rabbits in the worst campout ever with his fellow ex-military members of the Sleepover Squad, he decides to break loose. But the Enterprise is in orbit to stop him. Who's going to come out on top? How does Barclay afford his apartment? What do you put on post-economy rental applications? Make sure you've got a rabies vaccination form, it's a new pod!

Admiral "A.J." Jarok's dating pool is getting a little thin, so time to get a spray tan and defect to the Federation in the scout ship Vo and lie about his age on his OK Pon-Farr profile. But if things go sour he's got his Metamucil suicide chip ready to go. Will Kyle get a snow shovel? Will Bobby & Taggert survive a showdown with Tommy at Nelvana III? Will Longo throw a Parrises Squares match in the name of peace? Look out, it's a new Romulan filled pod!

Brull & Chogan are just a pair of leather jacket bedazzling, luxurious haired, deep V chest-hair-showing space punk pirates. Who happen to love doing space crimes as members of the Gatherers with their run-down spaceships with sweet sweet purple space lasers. Are they good at crime? Kind of. But they're more in love with unique colored lasers and piles of questionable space junk. How do they make ends meet? What's up with single biome planets? Are Longo's skant leaps too revealing? Pop those jacket collars, it's space crime time!

When the Romulan scout vessel Pi failwhales straight into Galorndon Core, what's a pair of Romulans to do? If you're Bochra and Patahk, the Bashir and O'Brien of the Romulan Empire, you self-destruct the ship to cover your shame and update your dating profile on OK Pon-Farr. Will Bochra get lucky in love with the USS Hood's Lt. Robinson? Will Patahk die with a bad case of dry mouth? How much whiskey helps transporter chiefs cope with post-LCARS patch day transporter mishaps? Grab a synthehol cold one and pop in some earbuds, because the Brothers Weems are here to answer all those questions you didn't plan on asking!

Captain Galek Sar has been dead for over 1000 years, along with his ship the Cleponji, but it's never too late to worry about his undeleted computer files that he's strewn literally everywhere across his ship. Good thing for him a booby trap has the Enterprise too busy to snoop too much! Is Picard somehow a worse archaeologist than Indiana Jones? Is Conrad a mustard guy, or more blue? Is Replicators Incorporated too snobby to hire graduates from the generically named Space College? All this and a return of your fourth or fifth favorite Vulcan in the newest pod!

When you're halfway to a new planet with a boatload of amorphous colonists only to find out that it's infested by human pests, what's a Sheliak director to do? Get a can of raid? Or talk tough about treaties with Starfleet's sexiest captain while wearing your blingiest wrap? Make the humies do the dirty work! Why is space poker like normal poker, but space chess is like crazy 3-d nonsense chess? Do they really dub "eh" at the end of Riker's lines in Canada rebroadcasts? What would Volkov do to protect a new world of customers? It's time for another round of "Guess that anatomy!"

The Brothers Weems have ran out of starships in season 2 of The Next Generation, so it's time for another season wrapup! We learn about the sole shuttle we say goodbye to in season 2, review our favorite and least favorite ships from the season, and contemplate if the podcast has what it takes to get some groupies. When it's all done, we take the crew of the USS Hood through a dreaded clip show. Stay brave, we can make it through this together!

The Kreechta was minding its own business prying nails loose from abandoned colonies for a few extra scraps of latinum when what did it find? Two Federation starships fighting. Can DaiMon Bractor outsmart Captains Picard and Riker? How hard was it to hold Data up for a keg-stand in his academy years? Would peanut butter and grub sandwiches and other potential Ferengi-Klingon fusion food be popular in Qo'noS farmer markets? Hold onto your wallets, it's a Ferengi episode!

Starfleet treated the USS Hathaway the same way it treats all its old starships, ditching it in a random, isolated orbit waiting for anyone passing by to discover. Fortunately for the old girl, it gets picked by Will Riker's dodgeball team for wargames. Will this be Captain Riker's first loss ever? Will Crewman Daniels vacuum all of the derelict ship's carpet in time? What would Will do if he was stuck in the delta quadrant?! So many questions, so little time!

The IKS T'Ong has been taking a power nap for the last 75 years, and awakes in a different era with different rules. How is Captain K'Temoc, Klingon death metal Dahar master, supposed to drop a new single for his comeback tour if the empire isn't at war? Fortunately for him, there's a ton of Federation outposts he can roast with disruptor fire to get some free publicity while his second-in-command updates the ship's Ferengify account. Unfortunately for him, Federation special emissary is wearing her second-best jumpsuit and power heels to reign the ship in. What's with Worf's dead romances? Would K'Temoc do a joint tour with Microbrain? Would Pumpkin Spice Blood Wine be a thing? Shields up, it's more Klingons!