After dissecting the newspaper headlines that came out of last week's episode and a row over who said what....the team talk cutlery chaos in the workplace. With over 50 stories sent in from listeners we find out that the emergency services are the Bermuda triangle for forks, there are building sites all over the country with spoon wars - and that Claire can't say the word cutlery. 

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Just who is the crab-stick porn stasher? In an episode accidentally full of filth, a random chat about ‘misusing’ things at work leads to Steph’s story about the erotic office nanna, and Claire finally explains how the X-rated prep she did for Steph’s baby shower nearly ended up getting her the sack.....

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With not enough sleep and too many shots at their work do, the team discuss funny things bosses have made their staff do. Steph’s all about bulls pizzles, Geoff’s ego is dented by a sweaty Gruffalo and Claire, well, she always makes a hell of an entrance.

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The gang's off out on the tiles - pre-lockdown, obvs - but will Claire be able to stay on her feet for once? The lasses have got their bling on, god only knows what Geoff’s wearing. But first Claire needs to find somewhere to park.

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Steph's gone all Mills & Boon with mushy stories of work romance and Claire's in her element - nobody loves love like our Claire. Amour is in the air, but with resident whingebag Geoff on fine form there’s naff all chance of a happy ending.

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Claire’s gone full happy-clappy but Steph’s having none of it, while a fishy tale from Producer Geoff sees him facing a battering. More shenanigans from the workplace-in-lockdown from the three amigos. Namaste..

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Claire's rooting through the bin, Geoff's sticking his bit in and Steph's got a bad case of the Snumps - but who's got the best excuse for dodging the next online meeting? More laughter on lockdown from the team, but a tale too from the wards to put everything in perspective. This one's for you, Ruth.

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‘Teacher, hairdresser, pet beautician....we’re all taking on second jobs we never expected to. As life in lockdown continues, Steph’s quiz-dodging is rumbled, Claire’s getting snappy with her delivery driver - and Producer Geoff can’t leave his penny whistle alone.

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After a busy week battling innuendo, Steph hopes for a smut free recording - but Claire has other ideas. Producer Geoff is bowled over by a sprout. And they all agree that no one wants to see the end of the rainbow. 

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Claire's chasing her pooch, Steph's having the Vs flicked at her, while Producer Geoff's dodging the stink-eye. Shouldn't working under the same roof as your loved ones be a whole lot easier than this?

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