Number One— There is a new King of Beers in America—and its not one brewed in Mexico anymore—its bringing the crown back home—is it one you like?

Number Two— Jimmy Kimmel is going back on the air tonight so he can get back to getting creamed by Greg Gutfeld on a cable news station—another brilliant move for the stockholders—

Number Three— In the wake of the assassination of Charlie Kirk with the FBI running down thousands of leads to see if there is anyone else connected—which by the way looks quite possible—with a number of trans- activist social media posts appearing to predict the murder—and others posting things like we did it—within minutes of it happening—