It's time to slap n chop, microzap, and instapolymelt it, because we're talking the classic late night informercials of the 80's and 90's, when plastics weren't micro, they were all over your food. Also a raccoon got really drunk and we all connected with it spiritually. Weird times. 

Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by http://nouvellas.bandcamp.com/">Nouvellas