Still Life With SImpsons

Dust off your New Years Resolutions because we're getting  bit of a late start on ours. Whether you want to do a one off dance routine for a school talent show or start your own branded form of currency, all ideas for self improvement are welcome with us! Unfortunately we accidentally ruined The Simpsons for ourselves in this episode as we realized that most of the family's problems could be solved by addressing Homer's crippling Alcoholism that goes completely ignored. Most importantly, your child wouldn't actually love owning a pony; she just loves the IDEA of owning a pony. There's so much poop to shovel...

Were you worried we'd given up because we took an extra week off? DON'T FORGET! WE'RE HERE FOREVER! This is the Simpsons episode that makes you realize it's this reason you're over 30 and still terrified to have children. Perhaps you still want to try being a pin monkey at your local bowling alley or maybe you still dream of creating the next sentient, crime fighting vehicle. What do the hosts of our podcast still want to accomplish? Well, it seems we'd do a bottomless undershirt modeling gig if the price was right. If there's one thing we have figured out it's that all of the Pizza Persons out there who haven't quit their jobs to drive for Uber yet are totally blowing it.

Does it really matter at this point if Major League Baseball is spying on us anymore? Probably not since we willingly give up all of our personal info for the chance to see a picture of a high school acquaintance's baby roll onto it's stomach for the first time. But we do still drug the crap out of our preteens to get them to straighten up and fly right, which makes today's episode still pretty relevant! More importantly, we dish the details on how to get your own miniature horse, that wears tiny Jordans and can enter public buildings any time they want. We also revisit the difficulty of the first Zelda game and why it stinks to play Halo 5 if you're poor.

We're sorry to see the Mets go down in the series last weekend, but SO PUMPED for the start of Fantasy Honeymoon League Season! Tune in this week to learn the rules and get all the hot tips. Then sail on out to international waters with us where you'll get to see that worlds first Goat Decathlon. Just make sure you don't wear your shorts too short so your bean bags won't fall out.

Welcome to Season 2.1 - Failure to Launch!!

We got off to a rocky start this season as Josh got a case of Shingles that rendered him unable to speak for several weeks and stopped the show's production... BUT WE ARE BACK and chock full of theories about why Steph and Josh's dad hoards used tooth brushes (Hint: it has to do with apocalyptic currency) and the best undergraduate performance art pieces of all time. We also establish a public rallying outcry for Jasper to head up the Be Sharps while enjoying some delicious brownies next to George Harrison's corpse!

Welcome to Season 2: Still Poddin'!

Same sibling hosts (now with bonus husband/brother in law action!), same arguments about whether we should love or hate Milhouse and yeah... It's still almost as much about wizards as it is the Simpsons. Steph also opens up about her addiction to rescue cat window shopping and you'll learn the best terrible ways to say you're sorry.