75 old guys and a handful of "youths" blow some stuff up, make poopy-faces, and break through the 4th wall WAY too many times. We go to the theater and expend $3 for one of the biggest flops of 2014. Get to the chopper!

Relive the late 90's with this guilty pleasure film. The 5 Spicy Ones take their magical Tardis bus on a tour of nowhere, where men with ass pants, molesting aliens, and some unnamed Asian pregnant lady all stand in their way to endless singing.

In honor of our tour through the United Kingdom, Jackie has decided to torture us with the world-wide phenomenon of the Spice Girls. We hope we are ready for their return. Plus bad movie trivia, and what to watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Darby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express.

We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.

It's time to prepare for possibly the greatest budget movie ever made, Andy Sidaris' masterpiece, Malibu Express. We review some more streaming movies on Netflix and we give out the more bad movie trivia.

Get ready for some Cody Abilene and the Buffingtons.

Some guys go for a ride in a motorhome. And that's about it. It's one of the poorest executed movies 20th Century Fox ever put out.

The movie consists of

1) blow up world

2) blow up only safe place

3) drive to Albany

4) get a bump on the head and die, get eaten by cockroaches, get raped by mutant rednecks, pick up a junior sized Peyton Manning, float motorhome from Detroit to Albany

5) Profit?

We pack up and ride in our Landmaster as we prepare for a post-apocalyptic world in Damnation Alley. Sam shares his usual keen info on the movie, Jackie throws some more bad movie trivia your way and we all review our Netflix and Amazon streaming movies for the week. Brought to you by Nuke Juice, the only energy drink for a nuclear wasteland traveler.

Is this the hardest to watch film of all time? The answer is yes. This movie sucks, isn't about anything, and it's 2 and a half hours of the worst person to ever live. We cut this things to ribbons and you'll like what we have to say.

We prepare for what can only be described as the worst experience ever when we view A Star is Born with Kris Kristopherson and Barbara Streisand. Plus the Streaming Movie suggestions and bad movie trivia.

Bonus - the top 3 worst on-screen couples of all time!

Bad movie authority Roman finally joins us in the studio as we view and yammer about the Ausploitation awesomeness that is The Man From Hong Kong. Are there any stuntmen or actors alive in Australia after this seriously dangerous movie?!?!