Stop Irking Me Off

Topics of discussion:

-Seasonal Drinks

-When people make comments on sunburn

-When people eat my leftovers

-Cheesecake Factory

-The hype up phrase: "I can't hear you!"

Topics of Discussion:

-Bar Soap

-Dreamcatchers in cars

-The Rockafeller Skank 

-Communist middle schoolers 

Topics of Discussion:

-Bears

-Bacon

-Sand

-The Trojan Spokesperson

Topics of Discussion:

-Can openers

-Crème brûlée

-When someone says "that was funny" after a joke

-When horror movie characters reference horror tropes

-Vague online item descriptions

-Guest Submission: The sound of people chewing their nails

Topics of Discussion:

-Clams

-Wal-Mart

-Nintendo Pre-Order Bonuses

-When no one wants to go see a movie with me (Daniel)

-Dongles

-Bowties

Topics Of Discussion:

-Cats

-Standing ovations for plays

-Calling celebrities by their first names

-Stalking for love in movies

-Clapping when the wheel turns in Wheel of Fortune

-Ahegao (Japanese O-face)

Topics Of Discussion:

-Uncrustables

-Hit Clips

-Santiago's Story

-When people make fun of you for playing Rock Band

-When Guy Fieri sticks his fingers in food

-*Guest Submission* When people force you to try things

Topics Of Discussion: 

-Fake pockets

-When it's past midnight and someone says "see you later today"

-Whipped cream

-When people excuse behavior because of their star sign

-When people have a conversation but pronounce something differently

-Blueberries

-Lew Zealand

-When people crack their bones

Topics Of Discussion:

-Having to take off your glasses when you get a haircut

-When crossing guards wave at you

-French press coffee makers

-Willy Wonka

-When other people make your sandwich

-Pop remixes of a movie's theme song during the credits

Topics Of Discussion:

-Government Pants

-William H. Macy

-When Soap Dispensers Don’t Give Enough Soap

-Bendy Straws

-New-Wave Clickbait Emails

-When People Say “At Least I Admit It”