Stop Irking Me Off

Topics of Discussion:

 -When you go to click on a link and the page shifts

-When you buy a candy bar and it’s already broke in the wrapper

-When people don’t know all of the words to Earth, Wind and Fire’s “September”

-When people use “lol” passive aggressively

-Tandem bicycles

-When the teacher wakes you up while you’re sleeping in class

-Couples Halloween costumes

-The ‘toilet paper on the foot’ gag

Topics Of Discussions:

-Avocados 

-Parents who discipline their children inappropriately 

-Reese's Pieces 

-People who say "I can't believe it's this month already"

-Christmas in July

-When people say "Don't work too hard"

-When people give you a phone number without the area code 

-The cake segment of Paper Mario 

Topics of Discussion:

-Folding paper

-Designer flip flops

-People who drink out of jugs

-The lack of color in men’s fashion

-When you say a color and someone corrects you with a shade

-When trailers for movies show live audience reactions

Topics of Discussion:

-Family stickers on the backs of cars

-When waiters leave paper tips on straws in drinks

-The dead end Epcot bathroom

-Having to shit after taking a shower

-Going on lunch break with other people around

-When people get mad at you because you haven’t seen a movie

-Guys who moan in porn

-When you’re bowling and knock down all ten pins on your second roll, but it’s still a spare

-Rippable zip-lock bags

-When cooking shows tell you you can find obscure ingredients anywhere

Topics Of Discussion:

- The Cost Of Art Supplies

- Pickup Truck Drivers

- Horses

- The Cookie Crisp Mascot

- When People Leave The Lights On

- Coca-Cola Freestyle Machines

- Commonly Mispronounced Words

- Lack Of Female Characters In The Original “Guess Who” Game

- Mr. Noodle

- When People Get Mad When You Can’t Hear Them

Topics Of Discussion:

- Cookie Cake

- Government Facility Hours

- When People Don’t Eat Pizza Crust

- People Who Tell Their Life Stories

- When People Tell Their Life Stories

- When People Say Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie

- People Who Are Inspired By The Wolf Of Wall Street

Topics of Discussion:

- When slow people walk in front of you

- Sun Showers - Urinals with no dividers

- Low pressure shower heads

- When people refuse to be helped by employees

- Naked Pillows

- Fruit in cereal

- When older people use ellipsis when they text

Topics of Discussion:

 -Disney Park Bloggers 

 -Cabbage

 -Hot Dog buns that are to small for the Hot Dog

 -People who brag about being low tech

 -Toy review Channels

 -Targeted Advertising 

 -Pimples in your earlobe

 -Romeo and Juliet as the standard for a good love story

Topics of Discussion:

 - Restaurant sizes that are not listed as Small, Medium, and Large

 -Fries being sold separately

 -Youtube Impressionists

 -Cashiers making conversation

 -Wiping after you've already wiped 

 -"Well there you go!"

Topics of Discussion:

- Toaster ovens

- The lyrics to Rocket Man

- Paying with checks

- Censorsing porn

- The sound of chewing

- Hair in snowglobes

- Previews in the back of books

- Songs that start with "yeah"

- M&M's commercials before movies

- No kissing in porn