Stories and Cocktails

Rob and Sara steal power from their college friend’s side yard (thanks Chris Adamian) while camping in the RV Tiki in Geyserville, CA. They enjoy fine food and drinks at Corner Project Ales and Eats (highly recommended). Then the subject of the proper way to vomit after drinking comes up. Chris guest stars on this episode as the three talk about college back at Cal Poly and Rob’s punk band, “them.”

Sara and Rob find themselves on a road trip to Vegas and accidentally land at Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals where they watch the home town Las Vegas Golden Knights win the cup. Sara learns about the lack of trunk space in her husband's new car. The San Francisco Giants take six hours to win a playoff game and after listening to this episode you will know why the Kriders are almost out of money.

Our Dynamic Drinking Duo park the RV Tiki in Newport Beach to record an episode and hang with Dennis Rodman at a bar. While day drinking they also chum it up with Ashley from the Long Drink brand and score some free alcohol. They share stories of ridiculous childhood trauma (lost frisbees and spelling bee losses) and we find out why Newport Beach is their favorite spot to stop and shop for bar merch.

Rob and Sara take the RV Tiki and boondock in a parking lot in Napa to go to the BottleRock music festival. They drink wine and rock out to Green Day, Ice Cube, Justin Timberlake and Cage the Elephant. They continue their trip to Santa Cruz where they meet the grumpiest camp host on the planet before they enjoy bike riding and tasty tiki drinks at Macai on the pier. Then they head south to Tobin James Cellars to harvest host and party with the tasting room staff. Fine times with wine!

The Dynamic Drinking Duo enjoy a special guest, Rachel, on the show to discuss the Big Sausage Pizza Delivery 24 Hours of LeMons racing team and their epic last lap roll-over. The two ladies enjoy a girl's weekend at the Beach Life Festival in Redondo Beach where they lust after Lenny Kravitz. Sara may have a bladder infection, the pool at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas can be problematic and the lengths two women (or Karens) will go to, to get a free hat with a pickle on it. Warning: Kid Rock was harmed in this episode.

Our dynamic drinking duo survive Las Vegas, hallucinogens, Criss Angel, Chelsea Handler and Meow Wolf Omega Mart just to fly back to California to hangout backstage with bad boy hip hop artist Mickey Avalon in Morro Bay. And if that isn't enough debauchery they then go to a Morrissey concert in Fresno and get kicked out of the afterparty only to land at a local dive bar, known as The Brig, to have the oldest living bartender yell at them. They lose two complete days to hangovers just to have to pay their bills and find out their rock and roll lifestyle is completely unsustainable. Enjoy!

Rob and Sara travel into the future and meet their older drunk selves. Rob gets offered cocaine, constantly. The two join an adult school improv class with obvious results. Sara defends the profession of teaching, even when teachers do bad things. Rob calls everyone he meets “Dipshit.”

The dynamic drinking duo enjoy a Harvest Host stay at Jessie’s Grove Vineyards, sampling fine wine and discuss the upcoming BottleRock show in Napa, Sara crashing her bicycle, paranormal goblins, the girls from The Facts of Life TV show, and that one time Sara got pants in Junior High.

Addy Krider guest stars as she begins a Northern California comedy tour. The dynamic drinking duo go to a pub crawl and endure some injustices. The battle of the sexes is definitely on in this episode and we even get to witness a domestic dispute. Beer is consumed and Sara calls men morons for 40 minutes.

Somebody found a stray dog and now it is affecting Rob’s bank account. Of course, a stiff drink for breakfast, poured by Sara, can help him forget that. The Dynamic Drinking Duo bitch about little brothers, chat about their affinity for the 80s, debate if to teach or not to teach, race car budgets, local arts and what bastard borrowed Rob’s ladder.