Stories and Cocktails

The dynamic drinking duo discuss double standards. Sara has to keep Rum Rob and his grade school friend from getting arrested. Rob is somehow still holding a grudge about his bicycle being stolen. And the podcast has a guest, Airplane Jane, who is staring in an upcoming Rogue Show with Sara and Renee.

The drinking duo survive a wine tour through farm country, aggressive homeless stalkers in Key West, laser hair removal of the crotch, smuggling Mexican pharmaceuticals, Valentine’s Day fails, and the insurmountable responsibility of being a Yelp Elite contributor. And Rob drinks rum through all of it while Sara laments his crude humor.

Crash My Playa 2025 Cancún, Mexico, where Sara shows off her girls for some cheap plastic beads.

Guests Paige and Jamie tag along to party and join the show. Rob drinks his weight in “all inclusive” tequila. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, except for maybe breakfast, Sara had bacon.

Welcome to Season 2 of the Stories and Cocktails podcast! Rum Rob really earns his name in Jamaica as he and Sara show up uninvited to a friend’s Caribbean vacation.

This episode features a special guest, Schuyler Kirby, who joins the show to teach the old drunk married folks, Rum Rob and Sauced Sara, what life is like on the dating apps. It's New Years Eve 2024-2025 and the final episode of the first season of the Stories and Cocktails podcast where debauchery beats class on every second of the show. Cheers!

Our drinking duo find themselves at the Disney World Resort where they drink hot chocolate with booze in it and do their best to avoid children. Rum Rob realizes he likes casseroles and Sara drinks Bud Light while losing in miniature golf. There is some confusion as to which hotel they are staying in. Nobody is sure who to blame, Mickey Mouse or the drinks.

Rob makes a big mistake and lets a friend of Sara's from back in high school take a tequila body shot off of him during a house party. He also does other stupid things. But Sara, not one to be outdone, attempts to burn down her own neighborhood during a different house party. What could go wrong with some booze and a house full of friends?

Sara is an unhappy co-host as she has to endure an entire podcast about racing (luckily the whisky was good). California State Champion Aaron Douglas is a guest and Rob and Aaron discuss the winners of the 2024 California Autocross Championship. The "Grounds for Divorce" is because Rob does go to the bathroom in his pants, but it is for a good cause, of course.

A couple walks into a bar... and don't drink during this episode of Stories and Cocktails! This episode has two parts, a sober section and a blackout drunk section. The listener gets to decide which section is better. Comedian (and Disney Princess) Addy Krider joins the show and patiently listens while the hosts discuss pubic hair removal, stealing a grandbaby and some suspiciously missing Halloween candy. In the end, we on the show believe cocktails are better than mock-tails.

Rob and Sara stumble through the picturesque Napa Valley while tasting wines from Fresno as they argue over who stole the iPhone charger. Sara recalls a day early in their marriage finding a suspicious VHS tape in the bedroom VCR. More evidence is unearthed that Rob might be the biggest wuss on the planet. The blood DNA evidence in this case seems pretty damming.