Stories and Cocktails

Sara and Rob are back in RV Tiki and park in Ventura to discuss demonic children's toys and talk about the Count from Sesame Street. Then they fly to Boston and have an enlightening conversation about running cars out of gas and cover the sordid details of trying to go to a car dealership and trade in a trashed race car.

Sara and Rob are back in Las Vegas twice for this episode. They manage to skip tattoo mistakes this time. We learn about Sara Town where Sara thinks life is wonderful but Rob has a differing opinion. We learn about hot teachers and the geometry of putting a water heater into the trunk of a Hyundai.

After drinking heavily on the plane our cocktail crusaders are left stranded by American Airlines in Dallas, TX, while their luggage goes on to Fresno, CA. Sara and Rob have to navigate ride share in a flash flood and then try clothes and deodorant shopping at Walmart. They make the best of it with a Dallas Stars hockey game and some day drinking Texas style.

Sara and Rob slum it in Glendale, CA, to visit their stand-up comedian daughter, Addy Krider (otherwise known as the Christmas Whore), and hear many terrifying LA stories that would scare the hell out of most parents. But Sara and Rob aren't most parents and they learn how their little girl almost went to the Sharon Tate residence where the Manson Family murdered her.

Sara and Rob park the RV Tiki back in California after a cross country road trip. They land on the Central Coast where they met 30 years before. They celebrate their bang-a-versary and walk us through the dirty details of their first time. Believe it or not, math is involved.

Sara and Rob navigate some blown up motorhome tires on their cross country road trip. They land in Las Vegas, NV, and see Dead and Company at The Sphere, lose money in the casinos and then stumble into a tattoo parlor on Fremont Street. They find out the hard way that tattoos are definitely permanent.

Sara and Rob continue their road trip across the country and land in Sin City Las Vegas to enjoy some women's professional basketball. Rob finds a new crush in Kelsey Plum on the Las Vegas Aces team. Sara sticks with her own favorite crush: Bud Light. The drinking duo tour the Anheuser-Busch brewery in St. Louis, MO, and catch a Cardinals MLB game. A Chrysler Cordoba is destroyed in a demolition derby during this episode (nearly destroying the Krider's marriage in the process).

Sara and Rob go hard with drinking in the streets of Nashville and Memphis. They catch a Braves baseball game in Atlanta and their RV gets an inconvenient boot attached to the wheel. We learn what happens when there is no toilet paper in the women's restroom. And the massive importance of AA batteries for the ladies is revealed regarding a possible zombie apocalypse. You will never look at the Energizer Bunny the same way.

Sara and Rob consume a lot of tequila at Jimmy Buffet’s Camp Margaritaville in Pigeon Forge, TN, and they discuss the magic of Dolly Parton’s immense bosom after a day at the Dollywood theme park.

Sara and Rob crash a pool party in Myrtle Beach, SC. Luckily the police are not called in to utilize outrageous amounts of use of force. Tiki drinks are consumed. Booty is surrendered. Crabs are a problem in the Redneck Riviera (but avoided somehow by our drinking duo). And we all find out how much of a man Rob really is.