Stories and Cocktails

Sara and Rob experience some RV troubles on their coast-to-coast trip, but they make it to the Florida Keys anyways, although a bit sweaty. Private parts are exposed at the Garden of Eden in Key West and the duo drinks their way through Disney World until they find a piano bar that will play their song. No dolphins were harmed in the recording of this episode.

The caped cocktail crusaders take on the ticket reselling giant StubHub (and show some life hacks to stick it to The Man). Sara has a birthday that Rob screws up. It turns out Miami is a very sexy place and the duo plays relationship chicken while drunk shopping.

The Dynamic Drinking Duo have to survive some sketchy Florida weather (and horrendous drivers) as they RV from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaids are hyper sexualized on this episode. Eating disorders are decoded. Poor parenting tips are offered and many adult beverages are consumed. Fans of the show used Venmo to pay for the host's drinks (@storiesandcocktails) which only encouraged debauchery. Come join Sara and Rob to see if they can survive the beautiful emerald waters and stiff drinks of Florida.

Nothing is off limits in this extremely explicit episode. Rob and Sara discuss the Big D, being cuckold, and almost being murdered. They leave Texas and travel through Louisiana, Alabama and finally land in Florida. They discover street drinking in Galveston, blackout partying on Bourbon Street, Bayou Tech Brewing's Tiki Bar, they tour the insane Abita Mystery House, they eat Wacked Out Wieners in Saraland, all to land at their favorite bar: The Sneaky Tiki in Pensacola, Florida. Things get very crude and fuzzy from there. Again, you were warned.

Rob sucks at cooking meat but does find a way to light himself on fire. Dog racing almost happened (but didn’t). The drinking duo goes hard on Sixth Street in Austin. Rob interrupts a live comedy show with a comment so inappropriate that he offends the entire club. Texas BBQ almost kills Rob. Sara goes full tiki Karen at a tiki bar that asks her to leave (it doesn’t go well). Rob has questions about Tinder that his brother-in-law doesn’t feel comfortable answering.

Rob and Sara road trip through Arizona and see the San Francisco Giants during Spring Training (where they desperately missed the handsome old coach Gabe Kepler). They find generational trouble during St. Patrick's Day at a bar near the University of Arizona. Then they head to San Antonio Texas for Tiki Bars and Speakeasys on the infamous River Walk. They catch a Spurs basketball game to see the seven-foot-four Victor Wembanyama. And they discuss Rob's glorified use of foul language and Sara's loathing of small talk.

Rob convinces two strange women at a brewery to climb into his RV, and Sara is oddly okay with it. There is some confusion with the wait staff at Dierks Bentley's Whisky Row in Gilbert, Arizona. Destiny and Elizabeth from Choose The Path You Take join the podcast in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Van life and RV life hacks are explained as Rob and Sara continue their trek across America.

Sara and Rob begin their cross country RV trip, podcasting live as they go from Los Angeles to Miami. The first show on the road comes from Palm Springs, CA, where Rob quickly learns the culture. Sara is unhappy with her husband's choice to climb a mountain at the beginning of their trip. Piff The Magic Dragon in Las Vegas comes up. Many Tiki drinks are enjoyed and we learn why Sara no longer camps in tents.

Sara and Rob take over New York City and survive the subway system to see Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue and Def Leppard at Citi Field (Met Stadium). Rob waxes poetic about his days in a punk rock band called "them." Sara can't sing but does it anyway on the show. Rob has an "incident" with the NYPD which doesn't go the way he thought it should. And super heroes Dish Boy and Laundry Girl fail to use their super powers to clean the house.

Rob and Sara decipher the macro economics of yard sales, there is some confusion at a bar regarding an upside-down pineapple. Rob explains how Sara's mom mobile is a rolling dumpster fire. Sara punches back that Rob is the one who actually wrecked her car. Rum goes in no problem, but the Irish whisky comes back up.