Stories and Cocktails

Rob and Sara battle each other over who should be in charge of killing the unicorn glitter roaches that are plaguing their domicile. Warning: insects are harmed in this episode. Sara asks to see the manager while Rob loses at tech support. Rob explains the high ratio of blondes and breasts in Bakersfield as the couple see Jane's Addiction live.

Rob and Sara try to play it cool as they rub elbows with celebrities at the Chateau Marmont. Adult children harsh the buzz. Sara admits to being a kleptomaniac in Las Vegas (and Palms Springs). Rob learns that Sara is a bit moody before coffee and why not a PSA about checking your blood pressure?

A Porsche dealership in Texas gets Sara drunk enough for Rob to by a sports car. Sara earns her full Karen badge in a parking lot road rage incident. Rob terrorizes his family over finding socks in the laundry and Sara teaches us all some math facts.

Rob and Sara's daughter, Addy Krider, gives herself a haircut in the 5th grade to predictable and terrible results. And, being fat, drunk and high is no way to live your life, but it was a good time in Seattle.

Sara gets involved with the Oakland Athletics management staff over warm beers. Rob calls a woman Ma'am and regrets it. Sara steals scissors. Rob is an anal retentive nightmare.

On this special "live as gets" episode Sara ruins a bachelorette party, Rob has a problem with second weddings, and the two of them drink for free and pee in a pool all day long at Luke Bryan’s Crash My Playa in Mexico.

Rob's Dry January turned into a New Beers Resolution, Sara has too many opinions about copy room etiquette for teachers, Rob has a Dad Bod, and how to win the luggage game against the airlines... you don't.

In this episode Rob gets arrested, somebody mistook the bed in the motorhome for a urinal, Sara drinks Bud Light in Wine Country, and children are harmed. Good tequila is consumed, and somebody gets kicked out of a go-kart track (again). Plus, for you dads out there: How to win the Pinewood Derby (spoiler alert: you cheat).

On this episode stand-up comic Addy Krider guest stars on the show, we discuss Christmas hickeys, hip-hop, Sara solves homelessness, and we find out what would happen to the world if Rob was king.

On this episode Rob tries to revisit high school football glory days as a new Cheer Dad and Sara decides Rob doesn't love her because he is bad at giving gifts.