Story Time with Dave

The latest installment of the Yakuza Chronicles is more action packed than any before. What doesn't this episode have? Betrayal? Got it. Fight scenes? Got it. More betrayal? Got it. Cliff hanger ending? You know we got it. Steve knocked it out of the park. I just keep delivering, it's really a spectacle. 

In this edition of Stories For The People, dedicated to my friend Rob Pfister, I really outdid myself. Not only is the story amazing, but my reading of it is top notch. Here's the story of my first weekend alone with my infant son. There is breast feeding and transphobia!

Here's a series of sound checks while I was messing around with my new microphone which is DOPE but they came out kinda funny so I was like okay hey more content why not throw it out there here you go!

In the latest episode of Stories For The People (submitted by Aaron Levine) it's been 3 years since the war. The children have completely taken over, and the only candy that remains is hard candy that no one really likes. Except for Heinrich and I, we possess 60 of the last 200 starbursts. But the children draw closer....

Are you ready to know the truth? What you always thought you knew about the Westborough Baptist Church is about to be flipped on his head. Another installment of Stories For The People, this was submitted by Vic Cedeno, good thing I was able to create something amazing out of his lackluster story prompt.

You are the caterpillar. You seek greatness; the butterfly. Yet you fear your destiny. This is a fable, it should probably be turned into a children's book. It's another installment of Stories For The People, submitted by Aaron Landis.

In this latest installment of Stories for The People, I discuss the trials and tribulations of a clairvoyant caveman who is sick and tired of politicians like Groog who just tell the people what they want to hear. We gain some insight regarding the frustration of early man in terms of governance.

In history, masses of men have come and gone without making any remarkable impact on those around them. Even fewer Boogers have had such an impact. But this Booger is far from ordinary, and though he was the victim of an unspeakable tragedy, still he was able to find meaning in the suffering. Submitted by Nicole Halsey.

Few could even comprehend the power beneath Mr. Bambam's hat. When that power revealed itself it was so compelling it gave birth to a new religion which would reign supreme for thousands of years to come. Submitted by Alex Wright.

Did you ever wonder what the truth behind the pornstar murders of 1793 might be? Well, wonder no more. I have discovered what was behind it once and for all, and I'll have you know it involves Ron Jeremy (The Immortal), his penis, and aliens. Story submitted by Jared Rosado.