What if I told you lunch was invented by bad actors to keep down the common folk? The discoveries I made over the last two days may disturb you, but this is information you need to know...

I just dropped dimes I don't know what else to say.

As far as religion replacements go, I can't think of a worse one than politics, but it appears to be the choice many people have made. I also talk about how we are all assholes and fixing all of that may seem overwhelming, but we should focus on one asshole piece at a time.

This episode features the legend himself: Dick Cheney, inspired by a prompt sent to me by my buddy Rob Pfister. This one has trumpet drama and a rhythmic Jew. 

In this episode I reflect on some of the thoughts I was having after participating in a little comedy competition.

These are just some things I was thinking about on a Tuesday. Things such as people who are inspirational on social media but they don't actually do anything other than being inspirational. Also I discuss tectonic plates and the tsunami that's gonna hit the Northwest US someday but we don't know when (Jeselnik and Rogan brought this to my attention). Oh and religion replacements! Yayyyyyy

The latest installment of the Yakuza Chronicles: Escape from Venmo Tower part 2! The stakes couldn't be higher as Dave and his companion Kate make their way through the treacherous and unethical Venmo headquarters. In order to take down the horrible and unethical Venmo they must reach the Chancellor and take him down...will they make it?

This is the first installment of: Stories For The People, which is where I get story ideas from listeners and then write short stories and put them on the podcast. This first episode features contributions from Aaron Levine, Marie Catalfamo, and Stav Jebus.

In this episode, our hero (me) finds himself trapped in Venmo Tower by the most unethical company of all (Venmo). This story serves as an exposition for what will become an epic takedown of Venmo. We used the beat from Fu-gee-la by The Fugees so don't get mad and sue me.