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Rich brings us a sci-fi comedy tale of grief, pain, anguish, and hatred that'll have you in stitches, Jeff brings us the end of the two-part Frankenstein vs. Witch vs. Mafia syfy channel movie we've all been waiting for, and Josh brings the war back to our heroes whether they like it or not as Daranos' fate heats up, sexual style!

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Josh continues the harrowing tale of a Dracula vs. an oncoming apocalypse caused by reading, Jeff opens the journal of a hardboiled detective caught between a witch and an international crime syndicate, and Rich brings us home with another step on the jounrey to understanding the unfolding fate of a brand new Omniverse!

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Jeff brings us a spooktacular haunt of innocent youth coming face to face with unspeakable horror in classic Goosebumpsian style (he promises), Rich regales us with a look into the past of his brand new Sci-Fi universe that introduces the most beloved Italian stereotype in the history of our show - and also two new lovably main characters I guess, and Josh brings us on home with a look into the fate of a seemingly one-off joke character from several episodes ago that gets REAL AS CRAP at the end! You won't wanna miss it.

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Rich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupted minds - small-town America!

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THE STORYLORDS ARE BACK!

Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest!

Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sci-fi/horror mashup that threatens to alter your perception of life and death but also make you dook!

Josh returns to Daranos in style with a brand new broken status quo after The Flamingos daring finale last season! What will become of the land of Daranos in this brave new world?! It'll give you a bone, that's for sure!

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The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for all the emails, Storysquires!

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The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part one!

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THE SEASON ONE FINALE IS HERE! Poignant, action-packed, deeply crass, and everything else you've come to love about Storylords, join us here at the end of all things (for this season)!

Josh opens up a brand new realm of possibilities that will keep you rock hard LONG after doctor's recommend you go to ER - all the way into next season!

Jeff brings his unlikely, unlovable heroes face to face with an apocalypse 90 years in the making and so far beyond screwed it's ridiculous! Can they possibly survive - let alone save the world from unimaginable never-ending terror?

Rich closes the book on this chapter of The Omniverse with a poignant look at the aftermath of a war with evil itself back where it all started! Just what happens to the heroes of a multiverse once there are no more wars to fight?

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The penultimate episode of the season brings us two gigantic ramp-ups to the very end and one explosive ending story that you have to hear to believe!

Jeff's plucky weirdos finally make it into the final stretch to stop the ritual once and for all but things aren't what they seem in this thrill-a-minute action tale!

Rich seals the book on this chapter of The Omniverse as our heroes plucked from across time and space finally have no choice but to come fact to chrome face with The Technomancer, the source of all evil across existance!

Josh reveals the next steps from beyond life and death for Ugla and reveals exactly what the crap's been going on with Reeses the Wize this entire time! Can Daranos' horrible fate finally be rewritten? Only Reeces knows for sure! Oh god...

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The Lords bring the season towards three spectacular climaxes (if you know what I mean) with a tall, cold prompt for refreshment afterward!

Josh's Daranos rockets towards the reveal of stunning secrets about the fate of the entire world plus goblins get DOWN and DIRTY in it, gd!

Rich's Omniverse has a fate hanging in precarious balance across multiple dimensions as our heroes decide once and for all what must be done about The Technomancer!

Jeff's Spookyvision sees a rag-tag bunch of freaks and weirdos finally arriving at the last days of our world! Will they make a stand or have they been led astray from the beginning?

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