Greg's woken up on the wrong side of the bed today - wound up about the existence of naturally straight lines, he's ready for a fight. Watch your backs Brekkie crew, Callum Leslie and anyone else who dares to disagree! Fear not, Fruit Fly Dani sets the record straight! Listeners celebrate the 99th birthday of the living legend that is David Attenborough, there's a special Radio 1 DJ edition of Unpopular Opinion and Lauren takes a chance at Big Weekend tickets. Plus, All The Latest Things, Yesterday's Quiz and Thurs-waaaaaay!