Streamless

Judgement - In the third episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss when your legs don't work like they used to before, strangeness in the south, Simon's clap backs, spams and scams, the multiple sides of social media, judgy people, and so much more. #8Inches #BiffedIt #DiabetesInTheSouth #RandomCondom #FuckLord #MukbangSimon #ExtraGirthy

Butt Plugs - In the second episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss cancelled plans, Simon's stare, Plummage, FBI guy Gregory, forbidden mustaches, short people problems, the differences in raising little boys vs. little girls, and so much more. #OneRingToRuleThemAll #BeybladeAnalBeads #ToInfinityAndBeyond #DryAgedMayonnaise #Chomp #AlcoholicKid

Vore - In the first episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss what they did over the summer break, how even writing descriptions for Streamless is NSFW, dick fingers, VR Chat, dark web, Simon's TikTok algorithm, crippling debt, individual podcast personalities, ice play, streams you hate, and much more. #MotherIAmBusy #HurtMeDaddy #AmIWetOrStillSweating #CriesInSpanish #SimpingForSimon #ChaosGremlins

Time for all those beauties that didn’t make the cut during the season. Enjoy these non-sequitur couplings of hilarious clips. This is Streamless: Outside the Podcast. Enjoy this treat and look forward to Season 5 coming soon! #BullTesticleCeviche #CrackPacket #Badussy #ClickityClickClick #WalmartCorpse #GlueEaters #Leviosaaaaaa #StripperPolesToHell #PapSmearsAndButterBeers

Left Turn - In the tenth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss work habits that aren’t acceptable outside the workplace, serotonin from baby animals, repetitive sounds, neighbors, the wonders of air conditioning and dishwashing, villain or hero arc’s, Simon as a furry, butter chicken butt plug, snake oil salesmen, whoppers over hookers, and chipotle mayo wine shots. #StrangerDanger #PettingPrivileges #TwixterGod #PneumoniaFan #6GAnd4K #YouPlayedYourself #DanishContraceptive #OminousRickRoll

Unapologetic Bullshittery - In the ninth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss grocery store kidneys, running into the same people over and over, flaccid coral penises, celebrity status and stalking, Sweeney Todd, Frontier Airlines, unexpected Twitch mods, keel hauling, scary nature, “Grossities”, turning 30, lemur memer, and elder generations utilizing VR. #WalmartOrgans #MicroPeePeeClub #SpikyJerky #MyBrotherInChrist #GrimsNetworkingSkills #BarnacleButts #SimonsBoobs

Who am I? - In the eighth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss Rhen's hatred of Wordle and its off shoots, emailing like texting: one word at a time, Mort impersonations, Tiktok trends, the inability to learn new things, differences in escalation, cheerful nihilism, and much more. #ShrimpBrain #Wordle #Sheeeee #Farmville #Moidah #DannyDevito #NordVPN #MagicSchoolBus

Decisions Decisions - In the seventh episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss pearl necklaces, side door access, financial gains, booty BBQ sauce, wholesome moments, gambling, sleep and how we don't know her, smacking the mental remote, and much more. #GroceryJail #RefugeeMice #UncleDad #AliensAndPredators #BabyCrazySimon #SkinBalls #Unplugged

How & Why - In the sixth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss old dogs learning new tricks, eating plastic plants, changing things in their personal timelines, zooted Cirque du Soleil, boat launches, glass bottom pools, Paul Blart, Chrysler being a car, and felonious former roommates. #SpicyBathBombs #2ndBreakfast #FrenchFryTree #SelfWipingDog #TasteTheRainbow #ItsVintage #CrystalHeadVodka

Assert Dominance - In the fifth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss cat fights, Crocs 'n socks as a method of birth control, being protective of food, how we always help others but rarely help ourselves, deadbeat Sims parents, questionable school happenings, views on kids, and why Cordi is so saucy. #RhenvisDatingAdvice #TermsAndConditions #MeatBlanket #AntiBabyAdventCalendar #UndercoverChocolate #ImInYourWalls