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Karaoke - In the fifth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi sporadically bust out in song throughout the recording. Enjoy our sensational tunes. They also discuss magic socks, hailing men, object permanence, Earth 2.0, the Great Wall of Sex vs Sleep, smol rage, boneless baby chickens, being an extroverted introvert, and letting DM's marinate. #ROYGBIV #BlessTheRainsDownInAfrica #SupremeCourtSprinkles #BeepBeepMotherFucker

Ghosted - In the fourth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all things gory and supernatural with some good old dark humor mixed in. They discuss things that go bump in the night, alternate reality ghosts, ghost university, scariest moments, clandestine poops, just fucking sending it, how the human race cannot handle the truth, special chunky paint, and our emotional support Hufflepuff.  #SparePeen #ConfusedGhost #RhenPee #David #GothPaint

Good Reads - In the third episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss things that make our brains go brrr like COVID erotica, today I learned moments, curse of online social media sharing platforms, DoorDashing Burger King crowns, what defines a nightmare, ice play, and the newest roundup of streaming service shows we dig. #Ashingtonford #SimonsDaisyDukes #LetItGoLoofah #MassiveBeets #GremlinSword

House of Beep - In the second episode of season three, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss post mortem gameplay, land horses, mouth sounds, milkshakes vs cold ones, waterboarding or the mandala effect, horny hill and the thirst trap trade on TikTok, Cordi in a dress (say what?), facebook ads, inability to sit straight, checking oversized prop weapons on planes, the land of the dead YouTube channels, and steam libraries and completion rates. Grab a snack and settle in for this larger than life episode - it's a big'n. #RebelYell #HornyForSomething #LittleMermaidMan #Beep #MilkshakePilsner #BoysToTheYard #AssPlease #CueCardCordi

Lil’ Sperm - In the first episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss great childhood books and shows like Goosebumps, high school “reconnecting” and it’s intentions, a new way of depositing the D, principles of sharing (including leftovers), frustrations of modern technology, onesies, bras, and pockets. But most importantly - Lil’ Sperm. Stay tuned at the end for an Easter egg EP on the Streamless Recording Label. #ReturnOfTheGremlin #FuckThemKids #USBDeviceNotRecognized #PocketChild #2022WorldTour

Kitchen Sink - In the tenth episode of season two: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss TikTok leggings, Tesla's and how we definitely need a gremlin voiced smart car or GPS, stuff that sucked as kids (like getting clothing for Christmas), cringe, and things that we love now like naps. Meanwhile Josh is volunteering with the SCP Foundation. Game mods and unnecessarily hard parts in games which lead to panicking and sometimes unfortunate story arcs. Lastly rounding the base with some quality game development setups for future thinking in the franchise starting at day one. Stay tuned for this and more including this season outtakes. #SimonIsAToddler #AssPlease #GremlinTesla #TittyFuck #StealthIsALie

It's A No From Me Dawg - In the ninth episode of season two: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss the anxieties behind reality TV, video games, and childhood bathroom trauma while Josh is out killing it for RuPaul's Drag Race. Among Us and the art of lying. Reality TV favorites from Catfish to Survivor, Road Rules, Real World, and even bordering on insanity shows like Solitary. Find out what made Simon fearful of pooping for years, how Rhenvi learned what Arachnophobia meant, and what bizarre video games the group loves. All this, and many more side tangents, in this week's episode. #GaslightingTheGame #ThePooMonster #CordiTheExecutioner  #BejeweledOrgasm #LustyJeffDaniels

Sausage Party - In the eighth episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi are horny on main. From cum filled basements, to getting railed, to adult slip and slides, to the next baby boom, all of them are going to horny jail. These absolute snaccs describe themselves, from The Simon Panini to The Rhenvi Colada and everything in between to create the Streamless Food Pyramid. After starting off sexy, they get down to business and discuss things that keep you up at night, the agony that is moving and the mortgage process, and the small town effect. But wait there's more, as per our style there's a chunk of side tangents. Listen in to hear them all and catch an Easter egg. #ProteinFilledAutobiography #WithMyMindOnMyMoneyAndMyMoneyOnMyMind #McDonaldsFries #ChocolateBunnyCasket

The Simple Life - In the seventh episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about stupid hard things that should be dummy simple, from winged eyeliner to taxes. Turning next to teaching methods from raps, to songs, and the Pythagorean theorem to Xbox. Phone anxiety, old skool landlines and misdialing, making your own appointments, pronunciation mishaps, UwU's and Simon's immense hate for adult baby kinks, plus the group majority love for Marc Rebillet's "I'm a Flamingo". As always, it's a consistent hodgepodge of hilarity and topic bouncing. Buckle up, this one is a bit long. #SimonLovesChiliCheeseTops #RhenvisAbhor #HermioneTheSTD #TimeForGrandma

Little Irritations - In the sixth episode of season two, Lazy, Cordi, Rhenvi, welcome their second guest: Aimi_Ikari. Josh was out filming a movie with Ryan Gosling. The group talks about mildly irritating things such as swallowing pills, ISP's, and overrated things like hard seltzers, tomato soup, bologna, spam and more.  We learn Cordi's, and to her suprise, the rest of the teams' dislike of tomato soup, Simon's infatuation with trying Spam, and Rhenvi's arguments on how to cook bacon. Today's episode hype is brought to you by the love of "I'm a Flamingo" by Marc Rebillet. The group closes out the episode remembering some of the most caring things they have experienced, from unexpected strangers saving the day to dear friends checking in on each other.  #DenmarkWinsTheInternet #ReverseMafia #TomatoSoupIsCancelled #BaconWars