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Gremlin Status - In the fifth episode of season two; Josh, Lazy, Cordi, welcome our first guest: TheBlueFatNinja. Yeah, you read that right. Rhenvi was off chasing TikTok thirst traps. The group talks about knickknacks they collect, from straw wrappers to dice, to non-discriminate pieces of plastic or rubber, to metal bottles caps, and more. As well, they discuss the nutritional value of cum. "A spoonful of sperm makes the medicine go down!" We learn what sets Cordi off when our guest (Blue) and resident Simon decide they don't like one particular favorite anime or mention a specific irrational fear. Lastly, the group discusses what they've been binge-watching, from Josh's exceptional binge of Schitt's Creek, to GOT, and others. They also pose the question: How long do you give a show for it to catch your attention/addiction before you potentially ditch it or stick with it? #SeanBeanAlwaysDies #BirdsDoNotExist #AustraliaIsntReal

Superpowers - In the fourth episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about what super powers they would like to have and also what would be the most useless ones. From flying to melee to manipulation and a little dash of hedonism, there's diversity among the longing for cool powers. But where there's good powers, there's utterly useless ones too. From figuring out when something is on sale, but not in your area, a radar for the wrong item, to the last thing that accosted you hella delayed, one thing is true - they suck. It's a bird, it's a plane, its a cosmic charcuterie tray. As per usual many side topics make their way in and round out this episode. Bonk Warning. #CordiPate #Kinkdar #PintsWithPastorPikachu #TonguingInstruments

2021 A.C. - In the third episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi step back to review the world one year after "Two weeks to end COVID". They discuss the shifts and the rifts in thinking about how to handle this, from alternative work environments, to the Karen's who disregard all protocols. U.S. vs. Denmark lock downs, lessons learned, and how our physical, mental, and social health have changed. Nothing is left off the table: People cheating quarantine, personal space, generational blame game, stimu-loss, and plots to kidnap people in power over this. #SimonOfTheDead #WetAssJosh #PeopleEater #GoogleIsNotOmniscient

Culture Vulture - In the second episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all about best and worst fictional worlds, fandoms, and recent TV shows. From Star Wars to Cyberpunk, Harry Potter to Final Fantasy, one common theme: potential inevitable doom. The group also wrangles with what if magic was in the real world, it's applications, and what happens if it got into the wrong hands. Fandoms range from Dr. Who to Christopher Meloni's backside. Lastly they share the shows they've been caught up in recently and their escapes from reality. All this and more in year one A.C. #SimonIsAnSCP #SimonGrowl #GremlinCordi #GrowingLabias

Funny Valentine - In the first episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all about the love drunk holiday. Flimsy valentines and sweethearts candies, crushes, cringy admissions of love, TikTok thirst traps, alphabet mafia, and of course: porn syrup. Stick around for some on brand, off the cuff side tracks about Danish tongue twisters, body language, fucking spiders, tiny homes, and how COVID is the ultimate cockblock this Fourth of July Valentines Day. #hotdogvalentines #simonslowpowermode #sneezetits

New Years Rewind - In the tenth episode, and the season finale, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about how it all began. Where did Streamless come from? What were some moments of Season 1 that really stuck with us? 2020 review of the good, the bad, and the idiocrasy of COVID-19 (yeah we're talking about you Karen and your abuse of 911. Just wear a mask!). Our bests of 2020, personal goals achieved, expanding in content creation, discovering ourselves, mentally growing and becoming more self assured, and most importantly the importance of hugs. Reminiscing on our stream beginnings, and how far we've come. Not to change from our OG platform of steering off course, we spitball ideas for the future. #seasontwoiscoming #caffinatedpulp #bonk #raidshadowlegends

Christmas Wire Tap - In the ninth episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi kick things off with some delightful mouth sounds and then discuss Christmas of course. From our childhood memories of getting great gifts and the clout that came with them, to regrets on poorly picked/obsessed over gifts, to having our hopes dashed (who gives kids socks for Christmas?!), and always being teased by Geoffrey, the Toys 'R Us Giraffe, (fuck you Geoffrey). Don't miss out on parenting logic hits and misses, yo-yo's and street cred, making Santa the "bad guy", and present mishaps. And of course we take a turn off topic as usual, this time to the tech side of things. Discussing remembering dates, overheard ideas, watch lists, and what's really in those terms and conditions anyways? #privacywho? #privacywhat? #wedontknowher 

SOUND WARNING - Rhenvi was in between headsets so her audio is rather peaky this episode. We apologize for this and promise it will get better in future episodes (she has a new microphone now). 

Sh*t Talk - In the eighth episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss ingestion misfires, and everything at the other end of your GI track (including some Wet Ass Bussy's). Ever thought you had a tasty morsel and it turns out it's kitty litter? Nah us either...or is it? Listen to all the things that have visited our alimentary track from too much ex lax to talcum powder, what goes in must come out; sometimes with the force of a hurricane and the heat of 1,000 suns. Don't miss out on bowels, clandestine bathroom missions, and places without public bathrooms. As always we take mental detours and discuss a variety of other things so buckle that seat belt, it's about to get bumpy. #What

Food, Glorious Food! - In the seventh episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss seasonal foods and strange eating habits. Preferences on sandwich toppings, cranberry sauce, turkey jerky, different types of meat, when pumpkin isn't pumpkin, seasonal flavors, annoying foods, and we pop back on to the Reese's discussion. Also, find out what happens when Josh gets snapped out of existence and why your McDonald's shake machine is always down. Strap in for another wild ride with the peeps as this train never stays on the track. #FirstBurp

Over Under - In the sixth episode, Josh (who had previously returned from his clandestine CIA mission), Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about sex and deathtrap known as shower sex, the importance of good lube, nutella, a good nights rest, the mediocrity of 'just-above-fast-food' restaurants, advertising tricks, and PAX dreams. As always staying on brand to deviate from set topics wildly. We do hope Simon found the off button. Listen in to find out.