Join the Strumpets for a shallow dive into their fears of the ocean! Bonus content: Bernice's thoughts about Uncrustables.

Join the gals for a riveting update on their lives, the current state of their friendship (bad), and their future real estate goals.

Cozy up with the gals for this extra special holiday episode! Bean and Susie give their most lukewarm opinions on holiday traditions, and discuss both their gratitude and disdain for the passage of time. Find out what Bean DOES NOT want for Christmas, and find out which Holiday movie is Susie’s least favorite. Happy Holidays to all! Hopefully next year Strumper Radio Hour really takes off!!!!

Join the gals for yet another new format of podcasting! Bean and Susie discuss the nuances of women’s self defense tik toks, Christianity, and homesteading. The gals also try out some bird calls, and Susie holds a screwdriver that matches her outfit nicely. You won’t want to miss this episode!

Bernice and Susan are back, and this time with more crabs than ever before! Tune in to hear all about Susie's trash misadventures, Bean's run-in with ungrateful tourists, and how the gals plan to manifest a multi-family property. Bonus: some fresh hot takes about friendship incels!

The Strumpets are back, and this time they're on screen! (Which can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/eDbHJEMqKFY) Were there a plethora of technical issues? Yes, obviously, but that didn't stop these two from embarrassing themselves in front of the camera. Bean tried to recap some documentaries she watched while isolated, but immediately rescinded anything she said. Susie gives an update about tiktok sauce drama that happened back in May. Is this a new era for the gals? Who knows!!

The gals have reunited in the flesh! Susie updates us on her return to the motherland, Bean shares about her virtual near death experience. Kick back and listen to these two gals struggle to figure out what 1% of 10,000 is!

The gals were gone for a few months, and they're still not coming back. In the meantime, here's a little treat to tide you over! Bean and Susie gripe about their experiences with debilitating mental illness and the doctors that simply write them off as hysterical (depressed). Susie can no longer get Insulin due to an abrupt tragedy, and Bean is forced to take a break from comedy due to saying too many slurs in a single set. Stay tuned to find out if these things are true or just exaggerations because Susie is incapable of writing the truth!

The gals celebrate Bean's 24th trip around the sun by drinking Irish cream liqueur (something Bean should be avoiding) and talking about their favorite topic: guns. Bean spills all about her love life, and Susie also tries to contribute (but struggles to do so).

David and Susie catch up about the upcoming Brooke shields Hallmark film, what they did for Halloween, and which god-awful billionaire they would fuck/marry/kill. Kick back and relax to some mediocre-at-best conversation.