It's Bean's turn to share her uninterrupted stream of consciousness! You got to hear all about Susie's internal struggle last week, and this week you get to hear all about Bean's debilitating social anxiety and increasing apathy towards the things she loves. Stay tuned and enjoy!

Bean (a total girl boss) had to abandon Susie this week to try and push her surplus of essential oils and knives onto people who don't want them. Susie delves into some self reflection, Jeffrey Epstein, and the Call Her Daddy podcast. Is this episode pretty weird and uncomfortable? Yes.

Gobble gobble! The gals discuss their thanksgiving plans and what they miss the most about in-person celebrations (hint: It's when Susie force feeds Bean pie). Bean shares a couple of her 800+ Facebook screenshots, and Susie threatens those that don't comply with CDC social distancing recommendations over the holidays.

This week's episode was recorded last month and is loaded with ~spooky~ questions. Find out what Bean's final wishes are when she dies, and how the gals would try to survive in a slasher movie (spoiler alert: they wouldn't).

Your two favorite #girlbosses are back! Trump lost the election (contrary to what Bean believes), so the gals take a tumultuous dive into their emotions surrounding the whole situation. Susie is a neoliberal now, and Bean is upset that people who make over 400k are going to be taxed more (despite having a salary nowhere close to that). Strap in and enjoy the ride!

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The gals got spooked while recording this one! Bean and Susie casted in the flesh for the first time since March (socially distanced, of course), and had several frightening encounters while doing so. Find out what Susie's frog impression sounds like, and why Bean is afraid of deer.

The Strumpets finally get their #1 fan (and #1 hater) David on the podcast! Stay tuned to hear about Bean and David's Mormon origins, while Susie quietly listens and gets ignored for most of the episode. The Strumpets also celebrate this year's first October episode by talking about traumatic childhood fears.

The Strumpets are back yet again! These gals may go MIA on a consistent basis, but they always return with more spicy content. Bean and Susie recorded this episode mere hours after watching the presidential debate, and you're gonna hear all their thoughts. Stay tuned to find out if Bean's a Trump supporter (yes) and if Susie is an anti-vaxxer (absolutely).

SRH is 1 year old! In honor of lasting a whole year and garnering 12 whole fans, Bean and Susie revisit a never-before-aired episode of the podcast they were too ashamed to post. Stay tuned to find out how much Susie has grown as a person (not that much), and Bean's changing opinions on genitalia descriptors!