The gals are back again to bring you more low-energy content! As per usual, Susie gripes about her very unhealthy love life, and Bean tries to offer some (questionable) advice. After this brief and ineffective therapy session, the strumpets compare nipples and itemize their last will and testaments.

Despite much protest and getting cancelled at least three times (by David), the gals have managed to churn out 20 episodes of incoherent content! To celebrate, Susie describes how she ended things with her quarantine bf. Bean confesses that she wants to suck Colonel Sanders' fingers.

Remember episode 18? Well this episode is what that conversation devolved into. Bean tells us about the death of her beloved bearded dragon, and Susie shares all about her erotic nightmares. Several points during the show the gals are completely unintelligible, maybe you can figure out what they're trying to say!

In this week's hardly coherent episode, the gals both get buzzed off of very little alcohol and decide to pivot the podcast model to women's health. Bean insists on bringing up the Bible and Susie continues to spout unnecessarily vile language. The gals also touch on the heavy topic of inherent power imbalances in heterosexual relationships. Stay tuned for a rollercoaster of emotions!

The quarantine blues are hitting the gals hard in this episode, but that doesn't stop them from trying to make content. Bean and Susie spend too long talking about their thirst for Brendon Urie, and we finally find out the gals' opinions on child leashes. Bean also admits to committing hate crimes in Animal Crossing (a game Susie, sadly, is unable to play).

Remember last episode when Susie described getting dumped over FaceTime? Turns out that wasn't the whole story! Tune in to listen to Susie (in gross detail) put her ex on blast. Bean learns of Justin Trudeau's sketchy past, and the gals discuss the benefits of cybersex.

Have you been wondering how your two favorite strumpets have been doing amidst this global pandemic? The answer is BAD!

Just days after Susie was tragically dumped, Bean demanded they record an episode to capture Susie’s pain as it was actively destroying her. Through teary eyes and a broken heart, Susie bravely documented her quarantined-and-destroyed love life for the history books. Halfway through, Bean (as per usual) tried to hijack the conversation and talk about being an ex-Mormon.

Bean turns this episode into a Mormon news report, and Susie recounts getting bullied by a 5th grader wearing a fedora.

Corrections: This episode was recorded a month ago when the COVID-19 situation was still developing. Diabetes does put you at greater risk and children are not immune. Stay the fuck home!

The gals talked so much in Episode #013 that they had to cut the last 30 minutes into a special bonus episode all about how much they cry.

The Strumpets are back from another abrupt and ambiguous hiatus! In part one of this two-part adventure, the gals grossly and without hesitation overshare details of very intimate parts of their lives. Bean gives her best tips for sex prep, and Susie gives her very unhygienic opinion about post-coital showering.